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Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 01:18PM

Candie wrote: »

From above link:

What's a blaa?

A Waterford delicacy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaa

Donnielighto · 28-08-2019 01:21PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A Waterford delicacy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaa

So a bap for people that can't spell?

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 01:22PM

Candie wrote: »

What's a blaa?

It’s like a bap, but more “floury”.

Comes from Waterford. Say anything bad about it and the Déise will put a Fatwa on you.

Good to have you back, C, things got a little “heated” before. And, for that, I apologise.

28-08-2019 01:22PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A Waterford delicacy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaa

Thanks! I love a floury bap, a greatly underestimated delicacy.

28-08-2019 01:23PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

It’s like a bap, but more “floury”.

Comes from Waterford. Say anything bad about it and the Déise will put a Fatwa on you.

Good to have you back, C, things got a little “heated” before. And, for that, I apologise.

No, they didn't! No need for any apologies.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 01:23PM

Donnielighto wrote: »

So a bap for people that can't spell?

It’s more “floury”.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 01:24PM

Candie wrote: »

Thanks! I love a floury bap, a greatly underestimated delicacy.

No way, them things fall apart in to a thousand bits before it hits your mouth

But that argument is for another day

Necro · 28-08-2019 01:26PM

Ishmael wrote: »

Vote Meanies.

A vote for Meanies is a vote for freedom, freedom from the oppression of Tayto cheese and onion which has been foisted on us for generations. How many times have you sat eating your bland cheesey, oniony potato slices and yearned for something more, something with a bit of a kick, something with a melody of flavors all working together to achieve savory bliss.

Don't be tempted by those oversalted, blown ins from overseas, sold in tiny bags as if to make them seem more precious. You want those unusual looking savory delights, those weird looking little hands that come in all sizes of bags to suit the occasion(but secretly we know the share bag is what you always want). Just look at the colour of the bag, green to represent the glowing green fields of the Emerald Isle. A little evil looking f*cker on the front to represent that little rebel we all have inside. The little rebel who will stand up to this blandness oppression and vote for flavor.

#VoteMeanies#1

Sold.

Plus - they're not Tayto.

Voting Tayto in this round is madness whoever devised that idea for the Bacon Fries supporters should be taken out and flogged.

Death to the empire, vote Meanies

28-08-2019 01:26PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

No way, them things fall apart in to a thousand bits before it hits your mouth

But that argument is for another day

Split it, toast it, top it with cheese and [potato snack of choice] and thick slices of ham, spread Branston pickle on one side, stick under grill till bubbly. Heaven.

But yeah. Crisps eh?

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 01:28PM

Donnielighto wrote: »

So a bap for people that can't spell?

No, a f*cking floury roll from Waterford for people who can't read a f*cking link.

Jesus, I nearly spit out a mouthful of Meanies when the red mist descended there. Two hours of this sh*t?

OMackeral, wherefore art thou?

ibarelycare · 28-08-2019 01:28PM

odyssey06 wrote: »

Nice crisp but lost to Doritos Chilli Heatwave on the first fixture.

Actually Frisps beat Doritos in the first round, but was knocked out by HDSC&O in round 2.

Tell me how · 28-08-2019 01:29PM

Bacon Fries

A Meanies blaa is a bargain bin tayto sandwich.

It's a cheap, wannabe, imitation, knock off hoping to capitalise on alcohol induced disorientation to make a quick buck.

It's the 4 stripe adidas T-shirt equivalent of a crisp sandwich.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 01:30PM

Candie wrote: »

Split it, toast it, top it with cheese and [potato snack of choice] and thick slices of ham, spread Branston pickle on one side, stick under grill till bubbly. Heaven.

But yeah. Crisps eh?

Not in Waterford. They will only put think pink “reconstituted” meat slurry tinned mix they call “luncheon” meat.

Ghastly stuff. Very similar to that “Billy Roll” garage.

Baggly · 28-08-2019 01:32PM

Bacon Fries

Necro wrote: »

Sold.

Plus - they're not Tayto.

Voting Tayto in this round is madness whoever devised that idea for the Bacon Fries supporters should be taken out and flogged.

Death to the empire, vote Meanies

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 01:32PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Not in Waterford. They will only put think pink “reconstituted” meat slurry tinned mix they call “luncheon” meat.

Ghastly stuff. Very similar to that “Billy Roll” garage.

:eek:

Do they still sell that ****e?

Give you an idea of the ingredients

pork (66 per cent), water, pea starch, salt, pea protein, dextrose, salt replacers, spices, ascorbic acid, diphosphates, yeast extract, and sodium nitrite

28-08-2019 01:33PM

248 pages of posts in 3 days - that has to be some sort of record.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 01:34PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Good to have you back, C, things got a little “heated” before. And, for that, I apologise.

Even in the midst of the Great Crisp Wars of 2019, you stand tall as a true gent, E.

A man for whom crisps may be all, but all is not crisps.

Necro · 28-08-2019 01:35PM

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

248 pages of posts in 3 days - that has to be some sort of record.

Just 90 for me. Can't be dealing with that 10 posts per page default. Would drive a sane man into the loony bin.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 01:41PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

:eek:

Do they still sell that ****e?

Give you an idea of the ingredients

pork (66 per cent), water, pea starch, salt, pea protein, dextrose, salt replacers, spices, ascorbic acid, diphosphates, yeast extract, and sodium nitrite

That “66% pork” is a stretch.

They can call “connective tissue” pork and get away with it on a technicality.

Surprised there’s no “meal” in it, that’s the ground up bones. It used to be considered good for you but it’s not recommended anymore. Still use it though, can’t let anything go to waste.

There’s even a, credible, rumour that they sell off the “bung”, animal sphincter, as “imitation” calamari.

Although, it’s believed they don’t always state it’s “imitation”.

28-08-2019 01:41PM

Tell me how wrote: »

A Meanies blaa is a bargain bin tayto sandwich.

It's a cheap, wannabe, imitation, knock off hoping to capitalise on alcohol induced disorientation to make a quick buck.

It's the 4 stripe adidas T-shirt equivalent of a crisp sandwich.

In a thread awash with utter bollocks, and containing no more than a half dozen decent posts, this is far and away the most vacuous.

The pits.

The depths of the Marianna Trench and my despair.

If I was a moderator, you'd be forum banned.

If I were Taoiseach, you'd be hurtling into the nearest active volcano.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 01:44PM

Bacon Fries

Some dose of the scutters bein spilled here since I took my eye off ye.

:mad:

Cop yourselves on.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 01:44PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

That “66% pork” is a stretch.

They can call “connective tissue” pork and get away with it on a technicality.

Surprised there’s no “meal” in it, that’s the ground up bones. It used to be considered good for you but it’s not recommended anymore. Still use it though, can’t let anything go to waste.

There’s even a, credible, rumour that they sell off the “bung”, animal sphincter, as “imitation” calamari.

Although, it’s believed they don’t always state it’s “imitation”.

I won't digress too much here but the most concerning is that it is aimed at kids!!! I seriously thought that it was long gone from the shelves

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 01:45PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Some dose of the scutters bein spilled here since I took my eye off ye.

:mad:

Cop yourselves on.

Just passing the time before it all kicks off

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 01:46PM

Bacon Fries

A little upsetting that Meanies aren't on the scrolling bar at the bottom of their website. They have Pom Bears and Space Raiders FFS.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 01:46PM

Bacon Fries

Voting against Tayto now can only be seen as treacherous treachery and treason.

Necro · 28-08-2019 01:47PM

I dunno if I can justify a Meanies vote on the other hand.

Pickled onion is a bit gank if I'm completely honest.

As a Bacon Fries supporter I think going up against Tayto would be the truest final.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 01:47PM

Bacon Fries

Necro wrote: »

Just 90 for me. Can't be dealing with that 10 posts per page default. Would drive a sane man into the loony bin.

Thought you were saying 90c for a second there.

Woke Hogan · 28-08-2019 01:48PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

:eek:

Do they still sell that ****e?

Give you an idea of the ingredients

pork (66 per cent), water, pea starch, salt, pea protein, dextrose, salt replacers, spices, ascorbic acid, diphosphates, yeast extract, and sodium nitrite

My daughter is Jewish and she eats that stuff by the packet. That should illustrate how much pork is really in it!

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 01:49PM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 01:51PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Some dose of the scutters bein spilled here since I took my eye off ye.

:mad:

Cop yourselves on.

Here...aren't you the c*ntflaps who wants Tayto C&O to win this?

Off you went back to your "life" for a few hours and then....the temerity... to flounce back in here and spill your poison seed like Valentino on a rampage. Absolute bollox ya are.

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