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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • #3152
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Hardly at all horse, just the occasional dark, lonely night of the soul when I run out of Tayto.

    My patient is cured, it’s a miracle!


  • #3153
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    salmocab wrote: »
    Oh Tayto May win the ‘vote’ but people will know that in their hearts POMM is the snack they want and need.

    Why waste your time on inferior pickled onion crisps when you could have Meanies though?


  • #3154
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,624 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    So what's the story with the semis?

    Will anyone manage a full one? :pac:

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  • #3155
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    So what's the story with the semis?

    Will anyone manage a full one? :pac:

    This post needs an 'Oh matron' gif :p


  • #3156
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,125 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Bacon Fries
    Cienciano wrote: »
    This is disappointing after the tayto cheese and onion round. It's all shíte like "the first cheese and onion crisp", "we get a box every Christmas", "some nostalgia bull**** about me da", "they have to win". No one mentions the fùcking taste.
    They've become the England Football Team of major tournaments.

    Its coming home...

    Ps their wondrous taste is one of the delights of an Irish childhood.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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  • #3157
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,624 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    Deleted User wrote: »
    This post needs an 'Oh matron' gif :p

    I can't post gifs Perse, so let's not go there. :pac:

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  • #3158
    salmocab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,150 ✭✭✭✭salmocab


    Ishmael wrote: »
    Why waste your time on inferior pickled onion crisps when you could have Meanies though?

    I do enjoy meanies but they are POMM for poor people.


  • #3159
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Bacon Fries
    Ah look, I have to admit something here.

    I like meanies too, in spite of my previous comments


  • #3160
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    giphy.gif


  • #3161
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm down in the sticks. Dodgy internet access causing me to post twice.

    Anyways. What's POMMS?


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  • #3162
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    What the **** is POMM?!

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #3163
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    What the **** is POMM?!

    Pickled Onion Mmmm Mmmmmm is my guess.


  • #3164
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    What the **** is POMM?!

    Is it pickled onion monster munch?


  • #3165
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,624 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    retro:electro wrote: »
    giphy.gif

    That'll me when Tayto emerge the victor.

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  • #3166
    Amiya Inexpensive Stringer
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Amiya Inexpensive Stringer


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    What the **** is POMM?!

    To do with menstruation.


  • #3167
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Pickled Onion Mmmm Mmmmmm is my guess.

    Ah, yes, pickled onion monster munch.

    ****in’ bellends.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #3168
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Ah, yes, pickled onion monster munch.

    ****in’ bellends.

    We'll come up with our own abbreviation Emmet. Fùck 'em!


  • #3169
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,624 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Ah, yes, pickled onion monster munch.

    ****in’ bellends.

    Doubt they'd get 76c under the hood though, Emmet.

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  • #3170
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Doubt they'd get 76c under the hood though, Emmet.

    Nearly choked on my Tayto cheese and onion crisp :D


  • #3171
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    This is it wrote: »
    A mate of mine wore that for a part time job, riding around the back of a bus in town throwing out packets of crisps. Said all the young lads use to pull him off the bus, push him over and rob the crisps :D

    Ooo matron
    Am i doing this right?


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  • #3172
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,624 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    Autosport wrote: »
    Nearly choked on my Tayto cheese and onion crisp :D

    What a way to die Auto! It's what we all aspire to.

    #deathbytayto #rapture

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  • #3173
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Doubt they'd get 76c under the hood though, Emmet.

    Sorry, L. Has to be in 5c increments. Not much of “game” if you’re using 1c coins.

    I’ve heard of lads trying to get away with using 2c coins but I’ve never “witnessed” it personally. I, honestly, don’t know why anyone would do such a thing, I mean, you’re only fooling yourself.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #3174
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    retro:electro wrote: »
    giphy.gif

    Mr Tayto's looking a bit pickled himself there.


  • #3175
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Sorry if already asked Emmet, but what's your personal best?


  • #3176
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Mr Tayto's looking a bit pickled himself there.

    Nice recovery from the lights trip!


  • #3177
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,424 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    What a way to die Auto! It's what we all aspire to.

    #deathbytayto #rapture

    Geeez , you're both easily pleased so :p

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  • #3178
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,125 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Bacon Fries
    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    Nice recovery from the lights trip!

    They were planted by the anti Tayto forces in a despicable attempt to injure Mr Tayto.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #3179
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Sorry if already asked Emmet, but what's your personal best?

    Emmet is on M6 washers


  • #3180
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Omackarel has fcuked off again I see.

    Useless


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  • #3181
    Leg End Reject
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    Bacon Fries
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Sorry, L. Has to be in 5c increments. Not much of “game” if you’re using 1c coins.

    I’ve heard of lads trying to get away with using 2c coins but I’ve never “witnessed” it personally. I, honestly, don’t know why anyone would do such a thing, I mean, you’re only fooling yourself.

    Sincere apologies Emmet, I meant 75c. By my calculations that's 15 coins, not a feat for the faint-hearted, nor indeed the circumcised. Sure where would they put them?

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