Ultimate Crisp Tournament

maudgonner · 27-08-2019 09:59PM

Bacon Fries

salmocab wrote: »

Are we all still agreed that pickled onion monster munch are the greatest and this is a waste of everyone’s apparently not very valuable time.

Get your traitorous arse over to England so, and enjoy your pickled onion so-called-Monster-Munch down the Queen Vic drinking your pint of bitter and having jellied eel pie, you morris dancing, cricket loving, Cromwell worshipping limey.

They are not, and they will never be, proper Irish Monster Munch.

salmocab · 27-08-2019 10:00PM

odyssey06 wrote: »

I see you are so far gone you are beyond the reach of reason.

Tragic to see.

We all know Mr Tayto is real. Like the gods of Discworld he has been brought into existence through the sheer power of collective human belief.
Something ye pickle brains are incapable of.

POMM does not like your love of false deities. You shall be smote, possibly. Actually not sure what smote means but sounds biblical.

odyssey06 · 27-08-2019 10:00PM

Bacon Fries

[Deleted User] wrote: »

How much of the public purse has gone into this tournament?

The energy use of all this posting and load on the boards server means we have to keep a peat burning power plant open.

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:00PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

FFS all these interlopers posting nonsense. We'll be back to fcuking Chickatees next.

Just passing time idly chatting while Mack empties the bins of all the crisp packets

Autosport · 27-08-2019 10:00PM

Bacon Fries

Mam I'm lost for words

How could you pick such an inferior crisp over the all mighty Tayto

I'm at a loss for words

salmocab · 27-08-2019 10:01PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Get your traitorous arse over to England so, and enjoy your pickled onion so-called-Monster-Munch down the Queen Vic drinking your pint of bitter and having jellied eel pie, you morris dancing, cricket loving, Cromwell worshipping limey.

They are not, and they will never be, proper Irish Monster Munch.

Meh mighty munch, not even strong enough to keep their name.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 10:01PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I don't care what wins it now tbh , the best crisps died a premature death , it even says on the packet that they're the best by far ..

No. They stopped giving a fcuk ten years ago. Like an old school dictator assuming their people still bought in to their dream.

They went stale . Literally

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 10:01PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

FFS all these interlopers posting nonsense. We'll be back to fcuking Chickatees next.

If I were a psychologist I’d say there’s some heavy projection in this post.

odyssey06 · 27-08-2019 10:02PM

Bacon Fries

salmocab wrote: »

POMM does not like your love of false deities. You shall be smote, possibly. Actually not sure what smote means but sounds biblical.

If you like pickled onion flavour so much just buy a freakin jar of them.

Mr Tayto does not smite. Although we cannot guarantee your safety should you ever step foot in Tayto Park.

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:03PM

Autosport wrote: »

Mam I'm lost for words

How could you pick such an inferior crisp over the all mighty Tayto

I'm at a loss for words

King C/O and Tayto S/V Auto !

Almighty Tayto pppfffttt

maudgonner · 27-08-2019 10:03PM

Bacon Fries

salmocab wrote: »

Meh mighty munch, not even strong enough to keep their name.

The Sassanachs took our land, they took our language, they starved and beat us, denied us our religion and education, treated us as serfs and livestock, tried to drive us out of our own country.

But BY CHRIST, they will not take our Monster Munch!!!!!!!

27-08-2019 10:03PM

I'm the side of the tayto cheese and onion but only because there isn't a hunky sour cream.
Meanies are rotten. I'm glad they lost.

salmocab · 27-08-2019 10:04PM

odyssey06 wrote: »

If you like pickled onion flavour so much just buy a freakin jar of them.

Mr Tayto does not smite. Although we cannot guarantee your safety should you ever step foot in Tayto Park.

I’m just going to say it mr Tayto is a dick.

Leg End Reject · 27-08-2019 10:04PM

Bacon Fries

Earthhorse wrote: »

If I were a psychologist I’d say there’s some heavy projection in this post.

If you were a psychologist I'd be proud to be a normal, mentally disturbed raving lunatic.

You haven't 2 marbles to rub together horse.

Junkyard Tom · 27-08-2019 10:05PM

The pickled-onion flavour gobbling crisp-lepers are engaging in a mild form of self harming. Pray for dem.

Archeron · 27-08-2019 10:05PM

salmocab wrote: »

POMM does not like your love of false deities. You shall be smote, possibly. Actually not sure what smote means but sounds biblical.

I think smotes are the little black snowflakes from fires , probably from the ultimate crisp tournament dedicated honorary peat burning plant.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 10:05PM

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

Meanies are rotten. I'm glad they lost.

what the phuck are you saying? meanies are still in aren't they?

27-08-2019 10:06PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm the side of the tayto cheese and onion but only because there isn't a hunky sour cream.
Meanies are rotten. I'm glad they lost.

Meanies are still bombing along nicely ya goose.

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 10:06PM

Bacon Fries

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Well said Roger. That Omackeral chap is a no good slacker. He even had other lads counting the score now. Is it any wonder chickatees didn't make it through with this kind of shoddy governance. Chap needs to take a cold hard look in the mirror.

Lacking moral fibre Paddy. No resiliance, probably over on the other thread complaining about anxiety.
Wouldnt like to be standing in a trench waiting to over the top with that one, he'd be down clutching his ankle.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 10:06PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

These kept me well nourished in Crumlin hospital many moons ago.

My greatest memories are lying deathly ill in crumlin hospital with that old school canteen slash coffee shop visiting dr costigan for out visits or being an in patient and remembering school around the corner song coming on. Good days bud

salmocab · 27-08-2019 10:06PM

maudgonner wrote: »

The Sassanachs took our land, they took our language, they starved and beat us, denied us our religion and education, treated us as serfs and livestock, tried to drive us out of our own country.

But BY CHRIST, they will not take our Monster Munch!!!!!!!

They already took them. Or at least took the name back.

Hego Damask · 27-08-2019 10:06PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I don't care what wins it now tbh , the best crisps died a premature death , it even says on the packet that they're the best by far ..

Spot on !

"Simply superior crisps"

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 10:07PM

The clowns on here backing a “brand” over flavour, and quality, remind me of the type of person who still vote Fianna Fáil because “mammy and daddy” did.

Autosport · 27-08-2019 10:08PM

Bacon Fries

Mam of 4 wrote: »

King C/O and Tayto S/V Auto !

Almighty Tayto pppfffttt

Now Mam don't be getting like that with me :P

Tayto are the supreme crisp of our nation

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:08PM

This is it wrote: »

Aw, Mam

Geeezz , how many fecking people am I disappointing here ?
Just as well ye don't know the rest of my food preferences

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 10:08PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

If you were a psychologist I'd be proud to be a normal, mentally disturbed raving lunatic.

You haven't 2 marbles to rub together horse.

I see.

And do you think about my marbles often?

27-08-2019 10:09PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Meanies are still bombing along nicely ya goose.

Well fùck it. They belong in the bin of disgust along with hot lips, banshee bones, and wheelies.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 10:09PM

Bacon Fries

ah listen, taytos are a magnificent crisp, more greasy and a little more slender than walkers, better seasoning than Kings, they really are the perfect potato crisp, but Meanies are the perfect snack food, which is one stage of evolution higher.

Cienciano · 27-08-2019 10:10PM

This is disappointing after the tayto cheese and onion round. It's all shíte like "the first cheese and onion crisp", "we get a box every Christmas", "some nostalgia bull**** about me da", "they have to win". No one mentions the fùcking taste.
They've become the England Football Team of major tournaments. Their fans are wànkers and I'd rather see anyone win, even Chickatees somehow, ahead of them.

Leg End Reject · 27-08-2019 10:10PM

Bacon Fries

Earthhorse wrote: »

I see.

And do you think about my marbles often?

Hardly at all horse, just the occasional dark, lonely night of the soul when I run out of Tayto.

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