Ultimate Crisp Tournament

27-08-2019 02:49PM

Snax are way too temperamental these days. Tis a pity cos very, very nice on their day, particularly with a stone cold glass of milk.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:50PM

Bacon Fries

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Snax are way too temperamental these days. Tis a pity cos very, very nice on their day, particularly with a stone cold glass of milk.

And i thought my childhood was sh1t ??!!!

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Snax are way too temperamental these days. Tis a pity cos very, very nice on their day, particularly with a stone cold glass of milk.

ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh dirty

Getting tingles down there

Hamsterchops · 27-08-2019 02:50PM

Golden Wonder.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:52PM

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Golden Wonder.

Sh!t crisps

Type of people who eat them drive Volvo's and build little boats

Necro · 27-08-2019 02:54PM

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Golden Wonder.

Golden Wonder is the favoured crisp of Hitler, Satanists and Maria Bailey.

Do you really want to be like Maria Bailey FFS?

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 02:58PM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Willy Wonka rang.

He wants you to stop smoking crack.

Ah Willy, how was he?

Nathan Drake rang. He said you're a bad judge of what's right in the crisps world, and he was embarrased to see that you'd taken his Franchise name in vain. He also said to pass on that Sully said to kiss his arse

PARlance · 27-08-2019 03:00PM

Necro wrote: »

Golden Wonder is the favoured crisp of Hitler, Satanists and Maria Bailey.

Do you really want to be like Maria Bailey FFS?

I wonder did they come up with this flavour before of after they drowned the kittens...

snowgal · 27-08-2019 03:00PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Get a move on macker

I have a few meetings scheduled for today

wow have you learned nothing from this thread? Macker, as you call him, does NOT like to be rushed!! youre in trouble

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 03:01PM

Bacon Fries

Someone would want to be getting their shît together....
Just saying what we're all thinking.
This small talk is tiresome

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 03:03PM

snowgal wrote: »

wow have you learned nothing from this thread? Macker, as you call him, does NOT like to be rushed!! youre in trouble

I have been specially asked to contribute at the business end of this tournament, my time is money

Gerra fcukin move on

ibarelycare · 27-08-2019 03:03PM

I’ve been sitting in my car for the last 25 minutes catching up with this thread. What a rollercoaster. I’m sitting outside Argos cos I need to go in and buy a better hoover than the one I have to get rid of those impossible crumbs from the shíte bag (ok two bags) of Chickatees I ate last night.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 03:04PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah Willy, how was he?

Nathan Drake rang. He said you're a bad judge of what's right in the crisps world, and he was embarrased to see that you'd taken his Franchise name in vain. He also said to pass on that Sully said to kiss his arse

:pac:

That's a low blow.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 03:05PM

Bacon Fries

snowgal wrote: »

wow have you learned nothing from this thread? Macker, as you call him, does NOT like to be rushed!! youre in trouble

Take it from me. You're fcuked. :pac:

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 03:05PM

CRISP ENFORCEMENT OFFICER - Right, any more talk of Golden f*cking Wonder, Chickatees or how OMackeral isn't going fast enough for you and I'm gonna start a game of arsenic roulette.

I'll be on the bog if anyone needs me. Stinking the place up with my Buffalo-inspired leavings.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 03:09PM

Bacon Fries

Maybe use two pringles back to back to expand your anus. Then crush some doritos hot chilli in the palm of your hand and pour the remnants through the leveraged space.

honeybear · 27-08-2019 03:09PM

Bacon Fries

First time on this thread - can I vote?

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 03:11PM

honeybear wrote: »

First time on this thread - can I vote?

If you agree with me and my ilk then yes

Telly · 27-08-2019 03:12PM

honeybear wrote: »

First time on this thread - can I vote?

Yes but dont fúck it up!

Necro · 27-08-2019 03:12PM

honeybear wrote: »

First time on this thread - can I vote?

Is there an S&V crisp coming up in the next match I wonder :pac:

Of course you can, ignore the rest of these degenerates and vote Bacon Fries as your true lord and saviour in crisp terms.;)

JohnnyFlash · 27-08-2019 03:12PM

honeybear wrote: »

First time on this thread - can I vote?

You’re not a boring old Tayto Cheese and Onion sort are you?

honeybear · 27-08-2019 03:12PM

Bacon Fries

Oh dear ... what are my choices?

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 03:13PM

honeybear wrote: »

Oh dear ... what are my choices?

if pickled onion tickles your fancy drop in

27-08-2019 03:13PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Who's up next Mackeral?

Hold tight....

Necro · 27-08-2019 03:13PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You’re not a boring old Tayto Cheese and Onion sort are you?

So you wish to take down the Tayto empire in this round.

It seems we have an accord Johnny. For now, anyways.

snowgal · 27-08-2019 03:14PM

honeybear wrote: »

First time on this thread - can I vote?

yes all long as:
theres no debating what a crisp is (yes Candie Im looking at you)
youre not a chickatee freak
You understand that losing king yesterday was a tragic and shocking loss
The only winner out of this is the crisp industry, were all just pawns

honeybear · 27-08-2019 03:14PM

Bacon Fries

I’m lost!

Necro · 27-08-2019 03:15PM

snowgal wrote: »

yes all long as:
theres no debating what a crisp is (yes Candie Im looking at you)
youre not a chickatee freak
You understand that losing king yesterday was a tragic and shocking loss
The only winner out of this is the crisp industry, were all just pawns

But not prawns, at least

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 03:15PM

honeybear wrote: »

I’m lost!

Don't worry about it, i'll PM you what to vote

o1s1n · 27-08-2019 03:16PM

Necro wrote: »

But not prawns, at least

You leave my beloved Perri Prawn Cocktail alone :mad:

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