Ultimate Crisp Tournament

retro:electro · 27-08-2019 02:24PM

I hate crisps

But am following this thread for the pure golden comedy.
HOWEVER, I am partial to a packet of the befallen chickatee. Liquidise that shlt and inject it into my veins plz thx

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:24PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Are you implying his stuffs Burger Bites up his hole? That is slanderous, U.

Burger Bites are best enjoyed through the mouth. And far superior to those weak cheese and onion shíte.

Hold on a minute !!

I never implied he put them completely in there,I merely suggested they would be more aerodynamic when used to perhaps,lightly powder the rim.

Perhaps for his partners delectation later in the evening....

......what ??

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 02:24PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Are you implying his stuffs Burger Bites up his hole? That is slanderous, U.

Burger Bites are best enjoyed through the mouth. And far superior to those weak cheese and onion shíte.

Ah give over will ya. Compressed powdered corn, a load of aul shyte.

Compared to proper, cut from real potato, crisps.

The only thing they are superior to is wood shavings on the ground of a carpenter's workshop

Bummer1234 · 27-08-2019 02:25PM

I am against anyone inserting burger bites up there arse...I have not done this and don't advise anyone else to do so!

:pac:

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:25PM

Bacon Fries

Few wierdos on here,I'll tell ye that much.

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 02:25PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Burger Bites up the arse, that'd be some case of sting ring.

There’d be “abrasions” too, no doubt. Those things are not smooth.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:26PM

Who's up next Mackeral? I've told the Jonathan Ross i'm finishing early as there is a family emergency i need to take care of

Hold me back...................

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 02:26PM

Bacon Fries

Bummer1234 wrote: »

I am against anyone inserting burger bites up there arse...I have not done this and don't advise anyone else to do so!

:pac:

Agreed. Chickatees are far more favourably shaped

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:26PM

Bacon Fries

Bummer1234 wrote: »

I am against anyone inserting burger bites up there arse...I have not done this and don't advise anyone else to do so!

:pac:

Methinks he doth protest too much

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 02:27PM

Bacon Fries

Bummer1234 wrote: »

I am against anyone inserting burger bites up there arse...I have not done this and don't advise anyone else to do so!

:pac:

The worst part of that post is you have used 'there' instead of 'their' you degenerate.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:27PM

Bacon Fries

NEXT !!!!!!!

Boom_Bap · 27-08-2019 02:28PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There’d be “abrasions” too, no doubt. Those things are not smooth.

you wouldn't want to be in the recovery phase of a case of piles.

The Moldy Gowl · 27-08-2019 02:28PM

This thread is intense.

Meanies all day long. Should be on a controlled substance list.

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 02:30PM

retro:electro wrote: »

I hate crisps

But am following this thread for the pure golden comedy.
HOWEVER, I am partial to a packet of the befallen chickatee. Liquidise that shlt and inject it into my veins plz thx

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 02:35PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Feast your eyes upon the Elite 8.

Burger Bites 1/4 Final Match 1 Loser on 20 votes
Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion 1/4 Final Match 1 Winner on 22 votes
Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar
Meanies
Perri Cheese and Onion
Smiths Bacon Fries
Tayto Cheese and Onion
Waffles

I'm not sure if the way they are listed is the order of play even though the match up played out that way in 1/4 Final 1.
I'm just trying to give some insight to those not up to speed because by f*ck does a certain someone get mad when you ask what's happening.

PARlance · 27-08-2019 02:36PM

I just hope we don't get an influx of boring Tatyo Cheese and Onion casuals later on.

Dom84 · 27-08-2019 02:37PM

Meanies for the win

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:37PM

Bacon Fries

PARlance wrote: »

I just hope we don't get an influx of boring Tatyo Cheese and Onion casuals later on.

Oi !!!! Less of it !

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:39PM

Waffles are still there SMH

One packet is enough to give you severe dehydration

27-08-2019 02:41PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Waffles are still there SMH

One packet is enough to give you severe dehydration

A load of absolute waffle.

Quality crisp. Unwavering flava.

o1s1n · 27-08-2019 02:41PM

People actually eat Waffles?

I thought they were just there to boost the amount of colour in a stall, kind of like that fake food you see on stalls in North Korea.

LizT · 27-08-2019 02:45PM

I really hope Meanies win. When I lived abroad, they were the crisps I craved most. Been back in Ireland for a couple of years now and I’d say I’ve had about 2 bags of meanies since I moved home. Weird.

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 02:45PM

Bacon Fries

I have no idea how Waffles are still in this thing either.

Buffoons voting it through. Snax should be reigning supreme by now

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:46PM

Meanies also for me, love the little fcukers

Duane Dibbley · 27-08-2019 02:46PM

Bacon Fries

o1s1n wrote: »

People actually eat Waffles?

I thought they were just there to boost the amount of colour in a stall, kind of like that fake food you see on stalls in North Korea.

Waffles are delicious but they have an aura of "look, but dont touch" about them when displayed with other crisps.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:47PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I have no idea how Waffles are still in this thing either.

Buffoons voting it through. Snax should be reigning supreme by now

See the problem with Snax is there is always a chance you'll pick a packet that contains the equivilent of chewing on a beer mat

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 02:47PM

Get a move on macker

I have a few meetings scheduled for today

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 02:48PM

Bacon Fries

Walkers have a new "crisp" out called Poppables. They're a bit like waffles, except they're 3D. Imagine 2 small waffles laid on top of each other, then inflated.

And the flavour is far superior.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:48PM

Bacon Fries

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Waffles are delicious but they have an aura of "look, but dont touch" about them when displayed with other crisps.

True that. Like strippers or lapdancers.

The sluts of the crisps world.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 02:49PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Walkers have a new "crisp" out called Poppables. They're a bit like waffles, except they're 3D. Imagine 2 small waffles laid on top of each other, then inflated.

And the flavour is far superior.

Willy Wonka rang.

He wants you to stop smoking crack.

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