Ultimate Crisp Tournament

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 01:05PM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Obviously another dentist.

Fcuk you and your root canals.

Asking for 1200 quid to drill a hole in MY fcuking jaw.
Perverts !!!!

Telly · 27-08-2019 01:07PM

I dont even care what crisps win at this stage, i'm just really enjoying the weirdos in this thread

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:07PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Fair warning.... gonna try get the lunchtime crowd with the first match of the quarter finals at around 13:30

Not sure what availability I'll have all day so could be a bit sporadic. Stay tuned...

Ill be on the dole by Thursday.

Fcuk it. I'm committed now.

So be it,just so long as Tayto Cheese and onion reign supreme.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 01:09PM

Quick Synopsis of the 8 that are left?

cdeb · 27-08-2019 01:11PM

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Quick Synopsis of the 8 that are left?

Nom nom nom
Nom nom nom
Nom bacon fries

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 01:11PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You’ll have to write a fûcking novella explaining why you picked Meanies over Rancheros.

That’ll be tough, explaining the obvious in detail.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:11PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Quick Synopsis of the 8 that are left?

You won't get far in life if you're not willing to swat up on the important stuff.

Basically,all the crisps you like are out since the first round. Ok.

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 01:12PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Quick Synopsis of the 8 that are left?

Yes, go on ahead

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 01:12PM

Bacon Fries

Serious question: does one pick Meanies over Tayto C&O, or Tayto C&O over Meanies??

i MEAN, mEANIES are my favourite 'crisp', but Taytos C&O are my favourite crisp.

Any helpful suggestions on how to approach this dilemma?

27-08-2019 01:12PM

Bacon Fries

3 Minute warning.... we're about to go live

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:14PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

3 Minute warning.... we're about to go live

On the bog. Won't have time to wipe me arse.

* shakes fist

Damn you Omackeral !!!

I may get my arse waxed again !!!

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 01:14PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Serious question: does one pick Meanies over Tayto C&O, or Tayto C&O over Meanies??

i MEAN, mEANIES are my favourite 'crisp', but Taytos C&O are my favourite crisp.

Any helpful suggestions on how to approach this dilemma?

You pick Meanies because you know they are a superior “snack”.

No one is saying cheese and onion doesn’t have its place but you couldn’t compare the two when it comes to eating.

Vote for Meanies, as it’s the right thing to do.

JohnnyFlash · 27-08-2019 01:14PM

The synopsis is that people want Tayto Cheese and Onion to win. We get it, everyone loves a bag of Tayto, and they are great in a sandwich. Widely loved, iconic etc etc.

It’s an easy and lazy choice though. There’s no ‘blue sky thinking’ taking place. There’s no standing up and proclaiming ‘damn it, I want a pickled onion flavoured corn snack to win this fûcking thing’.

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 01:14PM

Predictions
Bacon fries winner of the 1st ultimate chickatees crisps tournment trophy.
Tayto cheese and onion get the lifetime achievement award.
Give one of the hunky Dorys the best newcomer
Meanies the kids champion

cdeb · 27-08-2019 01:15PM

Tayto Cheese and Onion

What's the rules for this round?

First to 10, with reasons mandatory?

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:15PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Serious question: does one pick Meanies over Tayto C&O, or Tayto C&O over Meanies??

i MEAN, mEANIES are my favourite 'crisp', but Taytos C&O are my favourite crisp.

Any helpful suggestions on how to approach this dilemma?

Tayto C+O EVERYTIME !!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU.

27-08-2019 01:15PM

Bacon Fries

Quarter Final 1

Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion

VS

Burger Bites

Voting concludes @ 14:15

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 01:15PM

Burger Bites as a great bite out of them.
Plus underdog

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:16PM

Bacon Fries

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The synopsis is that people want Tayto Cheese and Onion to win. We get it, everyone loves a bag of Tayto, and they are great in a sandwich. Widely loved, iconic etc etc.

It’s an easy and lazy choice though. There’s no ‘blue sky thinking’ taking place. There’s no standing up and proclaiming ‘damn it, I want a pickled onion flavoured corn snack to win this fûcking thing’.

Outside ........ now !

* drops jacket

cdeb · 27-08-2019 01:17PM

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Burger Bites.

Hunky Dorys are daycent like, but the cheese and onion fall a little bit short.

But I still think burger bites are what you really want - cheap, fun, cheerful

Telly · 27-08-2019 01:17PM

Hunky dorys but I’m not allowed give my reason cause Earthorse doesn’t like crisp sandwiches.

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 01:17PM

Bacon Fries

Hunky Dorys.

C'mon, these are proper crisps. Not compacted corn dust, in the shape of UFOs.

Great flavour, some might say better than Tayto. Ridged, for more surface area coating of that flavour. It's Hunky Dory every day.

Will I Am Not · 27-08-2019 01:17PM

Hunky Dorys. Not getting the love for Burger Bites, bland and polystyrene like rubbish.

27-08-2019 01:17PM

Bacon Fries

cdeb wrote: »

What's the rules for this round?

First to 10, with reasons mandatory?

Most votes within the hour. It's a page or two ago. Give reasons please.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 01:17PM

Bacon Fries

Burger Bites as you can fit a couple in your mouth and they feel like little shrunken testicles which taste like warm cardboard and the exhaust fumes from a passing lorry full of chicken chite.

Burger Bites get my vote.

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 01:18PM

Uncharted wrote: »

On the bog. Won't have time to wipe me arse.

* shakes fist

Damn you Omackeral !!!

I may get my arse waxed again !!!

Again? So you’ve done it, at least, once?

Tell me, is it true what I’ve heard? That when you “break wind” it’s much, much, louder due to the lack of a natural “muffler”?

Without the “thicket” the sound flaps out without any “dampening”. I mean, it make sense, to a degree. Just wondering if you could shed some light on the reality.

Also, how was the “grow back”? I know Mr. J. Flash is an ardent opponent of the “wet shaving” of the arse. He’s got a, deeply, cautionary tale he heard from someone else.

I’ll let him tell you that in his own time. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:18PM

Bacon Fries

Burger bites , simply because I want those Hunky Dorys knocked out of this competition asap.
Too much of a threat.

*maniacal laugh whilst twirling moustache.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 01:18PM

Burger Bites as Hunky Dory's have the capability of skewering your palate

Cienciano · 27-08-2019 01:18PM

Hunky Dorys. Great in a sandwich, with a sandwich or on their own

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:19PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Again? So you’ve done it, at least, once?

Tell me, is it true what I’ve heard? That when you “break wind” it’s much, much, louder due to the lack of a natural “muffler”?

Without the “thicket” the sound flaps out without any “dampening”. I mean, it make sense, to a degree. Just wondering if you could shed some light on the reality.

Also, how was the “grow back”? I know Mr. J. Flash is an ardent opponent of the “wet shaving” of the arse. He’s got a, deeply, cautionary tale he heard from someone else.

I’ll let him tell you that in his own time. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

This is not the time.

I'll PM you.

Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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