Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Autosport · 26-08-2019 02:04PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Some real Central Mental Hospital candidates populating this thread.

See you later

Earthhorse · 26-08-2019 02:04PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Some real Central Mental Hospital candidates populating this thread.

We're your biggest fans!

maudgonner · 26-08-2019 02:05PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Some real Central Mental Hospital candidates populating this thread.

You shut your traitorous mouth!

(Not really. Thanks for making the thread and all, best thread in ages)

Autosport · 26-08-2019 02:06PM

Bacon Fries

Necro wrote: »

I for one think it's great Chickatees were (once again) put in their rightful place.

The bottom of a Bumper Pack where you only eat them when the others are gone.

Go away you :P Chickatees are one of the best crisps around and I won't hear a bad word said against them

check_six · 26-08-2019 02:07PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Some real Central Mental Hospital candidates populating this thread.

Sure the vending machine there only ever stocks salt and vinegar crisps. Could push them over the edge completely!

Deebles McBeebles · 26-08-2019 02:07PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

You certainly won't hear me mention Chickatees again.

This is it wrote: »

Dammit Chickatees!

CRISP ENFORCEMENT OFFICER - Right folks, I hate to get the truncheon out again but lets keep it away from the well-beaten C word. I only came here to do 2 things... make crisps fight fairly in my mind and enforce the rule of law with an iron fist.... Looks like we're all outta crisps (for now).

petros1980 · 26-08-2019 02:09PM

Mummies!"!

Edit: Happy Buffalo went through. Mummies are my all time favorite so had to vote them but Buffalo are also amazing.

Necro · 26-08-2019 02:09PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

CRISP ENFORCEMENT OFFICER - Right folks, I hate to get the truncheon out again but lets keep it away from the well-beaten C word. I only came here to do 2 things... make crisps fight fairly in my mind and enforce the rule of law with an iron fist.... Looks like we're all outta crisps (for now).

Any requirement for a deputy? I make a mean crisp sandwich

Deebles McBeebles · 26-08-2019 02:12PM

Necro wrote: »

Any requirement for a deputy? I make a mean crisp sandwich

CRISP ENFORCEMENT OFFICER - Done. I won't be around tonight so its up to you to keep these f*cking animals from killing each other.

Y'all listen up to Deputy Crisp Enforcement Officer Necro now, ya hear?

Necro · 26-08-2019 02:14PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

CRISP ENFORCEMENT OFFICER - Done. I won't be around tonight so its up to you to keep these f*cking animals from killing each other.

Y'all listen up to Deputy Crisp Enforcement Officer Necro now, ya hear?

Autosport · 26-08-2019 02:15PM

Bacon Fries

:P I think not

Tell me how · 26-08-2019 02:17PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Pretty humiliating to have them come back and be put out once again with relative ease. You certainly won't hear me mention Chickatees again. But boy will I be voting down Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops and Buffalo Hunky Dorys on every single occasion, even if it is to the detriment of my favorite crisps: Meanies, or cheese and Onion Taytos.

I notice a lot of losers and low IQ individuals proliferating on boards around this time of the day (not myself, I'm on lunch break from high powered D4 job), and no doubt that's why he did the bonus round at this time as he knew the weirdos and philistines would vote for anything ridged as it fills their empty stomachs morning noon and night along with full sugared pepsi, in lieu of a healthy and nutritious meal. Scum.

I got threatened with being banned from the thread for pointing out anomalies in the process under the Declaration of Principles for International Election Observation” adopted in 2005 at the United Nations, and so I missed the crucial bonus round vote as I was away from the thread consulting my legal team.

I don't think it's an exaggeration to say but that was entirely intended.

jammiedodgers · 26-08-2019 02:24PM

Bacon Fries

Frisps Cheese And Onion 7 - 1 Doritos Chilli Heatwave
Walkers ready Salted 2 - 7 McCoys Bacon Sizzler
O'Donnell's Tipperary Mature Cheddar Cheese and Red Onion 4 - 7 Discos Salt and Vinegar
Hula Hoops Salt and Vinegar 7 - 6 Chickatees
McCoy's Salt and Malt Vinegar 7 - 4 Smith's Scampi Fries
Funyuns 4 - 7 Walkers Cheese and Onion
Pringles Salt and Vinegar 7 - 2 Doritos Tangy Cheese Doritos
Pringles Paprika 2 - 7 Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar
Perri Cheese and Onion 7 - 0 O Donnell's Tipperary Cider Vinegar and Sea Salt
Waffles 7 - 2 Skips
Doritos Cool Original 6 - 7 Pringles Texas BBQ
Burger Bites 7 - 2 Hula Hoops BBQ Beef
Snax 6 - 7 Hunky Dorys Cheese and Onion
Keogh's Mature Irish Cheese and Onion 0 - 7 Tayto Cheese and Onion
Pom-Bear 2 - 7 Ripples
Monster Munch 7 - 0 McCoy's Chargrilled Chicken
Pringles Sour Cream and Onion 7 - 4 Pringles Original
Discos Cheese and Onion 6 - 7 Salt and Vinegar Mini Chips
Perri Thai Rings 7 - 1 Keogh's Atlantic Sea Salt
King Cheese and Onion 7 - 2 KP Crunchies
Hula Hoops Original 7 - 4 Tayto Cheese and Onion (Northern Ireland Version)
Jonnie Onion Rings 6 - 7 Banshee Bones
Meanies 7 - 1 Walkers Prawn Cocktail
Rancheros 7 - 4 Wheelies
Tayto Salt and Vinegar 3 - 7 Chipsticks
Crunchos 7 - 6 McCoy's Flame-Grilled Steak
Smith's Bacon Fries 7 - 3 Tayto Smokey Bacon
Perri Onion Rings 7 - 5 Manhattan Cheese and Onion
Hot Lips 5 - 7 Space Raiders
Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli 3 - 7 Snaps
Hunky Dorys Sour Cream and Onion 7 - 0 Sam Spudz Smokey Bacon

I have far too much time on my hands.

Hunky Dory Buffalo wins the Wildcard Last Chance Battle Royal

False Prophet · 26-08-2019 02:51PM

Ah here robbery, having a vote during lunch hours when the honest hard working folks are taking a break from boards.
I'd call for a no confidence vote in the leadership except could end up with a S&V cambridge analytics russian puppet instead!

Roger Hassenforder · 26-08-2019 02:52PM

Bacon Fries

Buffalo crisps. Buffalo crisps?
FFS, shame on you all.

Peasants. You should hang your collective heads in shame. Democracy my hole. To the barricades my Chickatees comrades....

gerrybbadd · 26-08-2019 02:55PM

Bacon Fries

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Buffalo crisps. Buffalo crisps?
FFS, shame on you all.

Peasants. You should hang your collective heads in shame. Democracy my hole. To the barricades my Chickatees comrades....

Yes. Buffalo. As in Buffalo wings. CHICKEN WINGS>

You go in behind that dry, powdery, frail barracade Rodge, we'll all be here behind our sturdy, ridged one.

Earthhorse · 26-08-2019 02:56PM

jammiedodgers wrote: »

I have far too much time on my hands.

Good work but I think you left out the result of the wildcard round?

False Prophet · 26-08-2019 03:01PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Good work but I think you left out the result of the wildcard round?

Chickatees won on the 3rd count

Roger Hassenforder · 26-08-2019 03:04PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Yes. Buffalo. As in Buffalo wings. CHICKEN WINGS>

You go in behind that dry, powdery, frail barracade Rodge, we'll all be here behind our sturdy, ridged one.

Theyre not even fcuking Buffalo!

This is the single most egregious thing in the history of boards. Cant believe Mods are letting this go unchecked.

Roger Hassenforder · 26-08-2019 03:04PM

Bacon Fries

False Prophet wrote: »

Chickatees won on the 3rd count

They're very transfer friendly

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 26-08-2019 03:12PM

Bacon Fries

Are Chickatees through so? I feel like it could be third time lucky, and a bit of a running "gag" that would give the thread legendary status. Don't know about anyone else, but I'm expecting them to be dropped into the hat once again.

Necro · 26-08-2019 03:14PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Are Chickatees through so? I feel like it could be third time lucky, and a bit of a running "gag" that would give the thread legendary status. Don't know about anyone else, but I'm expecting them to be dropped into the hat once again.

No they're bloody well not they got battered by Hunky Dorys.

Roger Hassenforder · 26-08-2019 03:33PM

Bacon Fries

I think the Chickatees aficionados were expecting the vote later, and went back to work, being professional, blue and white collared etc. with a more sophisticated and developed palette.

Only the (non)working class and students were still around to vote on this Buffalo Bison travesty.

I demand a revote. Chickatees V Bison. First to 20 seeing as its so contentious. Tonight at 8pm

gerrybbadd · 26-08-2019 04:02PM

Bacon Fries

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I think the Chickatees aficionados were expecting the vote later, and went back to work, being professional, blue and white collared etc. with a more sophisticated and developed palette.

Only the (non)working class and students were still around to vote on this Buffalo Bison travesty.

I demand a revote. Chickatees V Bison. First to 20 seeing as its so contentious. Tonight at 8pm

Give it up Rodge. Go and wash off them dusty fingers. Chickatees are an atrocity. Anyone over the age of 6 still eating these should have a good look at themselves. There comes a time where we all graduate on to bigger and better things, we stop using the sippy cup, so to speak. We grab for the Buffalo

Autosport · 26-08-2019 04:12PM

Bacon Fries

^ You need to take a look at yourself and stop judging us wonderful people who have great taste in crisps

#freethechickatees

gerrybbadd · 26-08-2019 04:13PM

Bacon Fries

Autosport wrote: »

^ You need to take a look at yourself and stop judging us wonderful people who have great taste in crisps #freethechickatees

I don't need to take any look at myself. I know i'm amoungst The Elite #buffalomasterrace

Cienciano · 26-08-2019 04:17PM

There was no whining when Snaxs went out. No way a chicken flavoured crisp should be going to round 2.

gerrybbadd · 26-08-2019 04:20PM

Bacon Fries

Cienciano wrote: »

There was no whining when Snaxs went out. No way a chicken flavoured crisp should be going to round 2.

Hould up - Snax are gone?

Ah fúck this. Shut the whole thing down

Liamalone · 26-08-2019 04:22PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Hould up - Snax are gone?

Ah fúck this. Shut the whole thing down

Moan enough and they'll get a second chance in this farce.

Necro · 26-08-2019 04:24PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Hould up - Snax are gone?

Ah fúck this. Shut the whole thing down

Think so gerry, the biggest travesty of them all and lunatics are crying about fooking Chickatees :rolleyes:

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