Female orgasm through penetrative sex

jimgoose · 23-08-2019 03:46PM

I Live In Hell wrote: »

Her post reeked of insecure feminist anger. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

Your posts reek of insecure pimply youngfella who won't get within an ass's roar of a female orgasm with that attitude! :pac:

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 03:53PM

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Up the ol' mud chute?

Trap 2.

Anus Von Skidmark · 23-08-2019 03:54PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Trap 2.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

Deebles McBeebles · 23-08-2019 03:55PM

I Live In Hell wrote: »

You'd be surprised.

We all would.

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 03:55PM

I Live In Hell wrote: »

And practice Mystery Method. Don't forget to peacock and neg. Remember looks don't matter.

Becomes incoherent. Exhibits confusion.

23-08-2019 03:58PM

I Live In Hell wrote: »

And practice Mystery Method. Don't forget to peacock and neg. Remember looks don't matter.

You know what they say: "A re-reg a day keeps reality at bay".

Ecce No Homo · 23-08-2019 04:14PM

I've a very large wang and can confirm that ladies are impressed by my flaccid length. You can play with that in your hands like one of those silkworm on a string, spit on it and spin it, roll it like a rolling pin or whatever.

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 04:20PM

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

I've a very large wang and can confirm that ladies are impressed by my flaccid length. You can play with that in your hands like one of those silkworm on a string, spit on it and spin it, roll it like a rolling pin or whatever.

At last , I thought penis size would never come up, that took a while.

Anus Von Skidmark · 23-08-2019 04:25PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

At last , I thought penis size would never come up, that took a while.

I have a decently larger-than-average pork sword myself, but only when it's been unsheathed and is primed for action. If you saw me on my way out of the shower you probably wouldn't be impressed at all.

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 04:33PM

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

I have a decently larger-than-average pork sword myself, but only when it's been unsheathed and is primed for action. If you saw me on my way out of the shower you probably wouldn't be impressed at all.

Thanks for sharing Anus.

Never refer to you penis as " decent",you don't want to disappoint anyone from the off. Not unlike eating, people fúck with their brains long before they use their groin muscles.

Similes like the word " sword " or also not advised. Think of a more phallic device that better describes your manhood. Showers are lovely and warm when you are inside them, but afterwards you feel cold and wet, not a good feeling and prohibits proper arousal if I am honest.

Aim high, think big.

B0jangles · 23-08-2019 04:43PM

I Live In Hell wrote: »

I actually said the opposite. The best looking people hook up with each other. Please lose weight and stop dying your hair purple. Then you might find a man.

Lol, nice edit.
Did you look up that zinger on r/incels or did you actually manage think of it all on your lonesome?
:P

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 04:51PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I know it is a paradox, but I know plenty of good looking blokes who constantly drop the ball. It happens all the time and is actually a "Turn Off" for women. The word " creep" was invented for such types.

Clueless. Your remark's stink of immaturity. Up your game please or rereg again, thank you.

In fairness, creepy does seem to be used less against good lucking guts/foreignen.

Funnolly enough, a lot of women don't like a man to be better looking than them for long term dating.

Anus Von Skidmark · 23-08-2019 04:55PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Similes like the word " sword " or also not advised. Think of a more phallic device that better describes your manhood. .

Rigid veiny meat-missile?

Anus Von Skidmark · 23-08-2019 04:57PM

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Rigid veiny meat-missile?

Quivering purple-headed piledriver of love?

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 04:57PM

I Live In Hell wrote: »

If your question made any sense I'd answer it.

Sorry to tell you this but looks DO matter. Life is far easier for very good looking men (I wish I was one of those). Do you really think the guy who looks like Brad Pitt struggles to get laid?

You know, Bijangles, that was a fine comment

bitofabind · 23-08-2019 05:02PM

i don't think i've had many orgasms through penetration but it doesn't mean sex isn't incredibly pleasurable or enjoyable, quite the opposite. It's an inherently bonding, intimate experience for me too which means that when i'm single, i;m not having much of it (can't do the casual stuff). Hard to find a guy that feels the same way about it.

for me, it's the build up and the emotional connection that heightens the experience for me. having time to imagine it as i get to know the guy, the flirting and kissing, the tension. i find older guys are a lot more in their stride with that level of sensuality, less likely to wham bam and zero fcuks about how you're feeling about the whole thing. i'm talking 40+ i suppose.

they can also be the completely damaged, commitmentphobic ones too though so it's a tricky one!

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 05:03PM

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Rigid veiny meat-missile?

Try to avoid food references, never goes well if she is a vegan or easily offended.
re

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Quivering purple-headed piledriver of love?

More like it. Be the boss.

Keep it simple, " suck my piledriver you whore " etc etc.

Anus Von Skidmark · 23-08-2019 05:04PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Keep it simple, " suck my piledriver you whore " etc etc.

Will try that out, and report back.

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 05:07PM

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Will try that out, and report back.

Grasp the nettle.

Porklife · 23-08-2019 05:09PM

bitofabind wrote: »

i don't think i've had many orgasms through penetration but it doesn't mean sex isn't incredibly pleasurable or enjoyable, quite the opposite. It's an inherently bonding, intimate experience for me too which means that when i'm single, i;m not having much of it (can't do the casual stuff). Hard to find a guy that feels the same way about it.

for me, it's the build up and the emotional connection that heightens the experience for me. having time to imagine it as i get to know the guy, the flirting and kissing, the tension. i find older guys are a lot more in their stride with that level of sensuality, less likely to wham bam and zero fcuks about how you're feeling about the whole thing. i'm talking 40+ i suppose.

they can also be the completely damaged, commitmentphobic ones too though so it's a tricky one!

God...so unfortunately true Bitofabind. Story of my bleedin life!

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 05:16PM

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

In fairness, creepy does seem to be used less against good lucking guts/foreignen.

Funnolly enough, a lot of women don't like a man to be better looking than them for long term dating.

I hear you on the foreigner examples Galore.

When screwing foreign babes from South America, Africa or Eastern Europe I have always given them a bit of rope when it comes to their grammar execution and lack of a sense of humour.

I can deal with cracking looking foreign birds with little or no English from time to time, I am not that fussy really.

greencap · 23-08-2019 05:17PM

"its porns fault."

Rufeo · 23-08-2019 05:19PM

Only one of my girlfriends really fancied me. I never had to do foreplay with her at all. She was easily aroused. Looking back, it was a shame we split up

The rest of them needed extra work and were difficult.

For me, anyway, I don't like to go fumbling down there with a woman. Women will think it's lazy, but it's just personal preference.

Andreas77 · 23-08-2019 05:27PM

If male makes sufficient eye contact during thrusts woman will get lost in eyes, recline, and be one step closer to attaining orgasm. Eyes of male should convey no vulnerability or neediness. When deed is near completion, male asks female where she wants it. If she is satisfied she will answer: anywhere but my hair.

B0jangles · 23-08-2019 05:28PM

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

You know, Bijangles, that was a fine comment

I don't think anyone has claimed that looks don't matter at all, but they are not the only thing that matters, and in the long run, they're probably not even in the top five of things that really matter in a relationship.

That poster chooses to value other people through an incredibly shallow and simplistic 10 point rating system, and then complains that he himself doesn't score highly on that same system.

The sensible thing to do would be to stop rating himself and other people by such a crappy system and work on growing into a more rounded, less shallow person, but it's a lot quicker and easier to just bitch about how unfair it all is.

Wibbs · 23-08-2019 05:47PM

Andreas77 wrote: »

If male makes sufficient eye contact during thrusts woman will get lost in eyes, recline, and be one step closer to attaining orgasm. Eyes of male should convey no vulnerability or neediness. When deed is near completion, male asks female where she wants it. If she is satisfied she will answer: anywhere but my hair.

Wibbs · 23-08-2019 05:48PM

bitofabind wrote: »

completely damaged, commitmentphobic ones

You rang?

IAMAMORON · 23-08-2019 05:54PM

Andreas77 wrote: »

If male makes sufficient eye contact during thrusts woman will get lost in eyes, recline, and be one step closer to attaining orgasm. Eyes of male should convey no vulnerability or neediness. When deed is near completion, male asks female where she wants it. If she is satisfied she will answer: anywhere but my hair.

I only do this if she refuses to be let me tie her naked to the bed with her own tights.

Just saying.

jaxxx · 23-08-2019 05:55PM

This reminds me of a lad I knew once. Having an old chat about once upon a time about ladies and sex and what-have-you. Topic of oral came up (pardon the pun), and he said he thought the idea of oral on a woman was disgusting because that's where they pee from. I asked him did he have the same line of thought when it came to women giving him oral. He basically said no way because of pee. Rolling my eyes off to heaven at this point so I said to him, "So it's alright for a woman to give you oral from where you pee but you wouldn't give oral to her cos of same?". He looked at me as though I was an alien when I said that. What's the term for that, double standards is it?

Loafing Oaf · 23-08-2019 06:08PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

My motto in this situation is simple.

Always leave 'em like Michael J. Fox.

In fairness, most of us can't afford a flying car

Female orgasm through penetrative sex

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