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Female orgasm through penetrative sex

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Presumably you fancied him at the time though??? I have no idea why anyone would sleep with someone they don't fancy.

    It is an extremely common occurrence, a lot more frequent than you might imagine.

    I personally don't bother going on the pull until I know that the weather is terrible and that you wouldn't drag a cat out into it.

    My logic? It is very straight forward. Any bird that ventures out into a storm of cold wind and rain of a given night is not exactly gagging for a glass of wine and a quiet chat with her pals... ah ah , that is not what is on the cards at all. Any bird I have met on such stormy cold nights has been a categorical success when it comes to landing my oats. Believe. They are on a mission that any bad piece of weather is not going to get in the way of, at all.

    As a caveat to all that, I am no fooking oil painting, by any stretch of the imagination. I might have touched on this before, but men refuse to learn this, women are not attracted to a man's looks, this contrasts to what men find attractive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    My motto in this situation is simple.

    Always leave 'em like Michael J. Fox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    Mjolnir505 wrote: »
    This is something men don't understand, how a man carries himself and behaves is more important than looks and "chiseled abs". An overweight bald man can easily inspire more arousal in a woman than the chiseled gym guy if he carrie's himself in the right way.

    He'll have the "something about him" affect on women.

    The same applies to men also, well myself anyway.

    Always get asked what’s my type I always reply I don’t have a type, I know it when I see it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Some of the best sex I've ever had was with someone I didn't necessarily fancy but there was something about them that made me want to shag them.

    Someones the stars and booze align and a great night is had by all but I awaken in the morning and wonder to myself, "where did that magic go?"

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Mjolnir505 wrote: »
    It's usually important for a woman to feel sexual attraction for a man if he is to make her orgasm from penetration.

    Men can become overly concerned with technique, the read articles on techniques to make women cum, but they overlook the most important element. Being a sexually attractive man. This is why so many women find it hard to orgasm from penetration in relationships. Their man doesn't arouse them sexually.

    In order to be sexually arousing to a woman she must first respect him, secondly she must have trust in him to confidently and competently lead her and take charge. If she doesn't trust him to take charge she can't fully relax, without the ability to fully relax it's an uphill battle trying to orgasm from penetration.

    I totally agree with you.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Bull. No amount of game will save if you're sub normal in terms of looks.
    Sounds like a final coping strategy before embracing MGTOW.
    Believing that acting confident will save you if you're short and ugly.

    Absolute Trollfest.

    Struggling with your orgasms lately? Tell me, Misandry or Misogyny, what's your preference?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Jaysus, riding is class all the same, isn't it?

    EDIT - Ahhh ****e, have the incels shown up here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭Anus Von Skidmark


    Believing that acting confident will save you if you're short and ugly.

    Incel alert!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Did I touch a nerve?

    I'll answer yours if you answer mine.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    You don't have to get so angry because I pointed out that looks matter.

    Go on don't be shy, answer the question... misogyny or misandry?

    Your honesty is appreciated.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    You don't have to get so angry because I pointed out that looks matter.

    I think most women might admit they don’t in many cases.

    The most average looking man can sometimes not only confidently laugh a women into bed but he can rock her world once she’s there too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    If your question made any sense I'd answer it.

    Sorry to tell you this but looks DO matter. Life is far easier for very good looking men (I wish I was one of those). Do you really think the guy who looks like Brad Pitt struggles to get laid?

    I don't think anybody is disputing that, moreso saying that somebody who is not considered good looking can actually have sexual prowress and be really almost inexplicably attractive.
    I've a friend who is not only not conventionally good-looking, he's downright ugly but he has something about him. He's very funny, very smart, well read, well travelled and after talking to him for a few minutes woman start feeling attracted to him.
    At first shallow glance looks matter of course but attraction rushes through a deeper vain.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    If your question made any sense I'd answer it.

    Sorry to tell you this but looks DO matter. Life is far easier for very good looking men (I wish I was one of those). Do you really think the guy who looks like Brad Pitt struggles to get laid?

    I know it is a paradox, but I know plenty of good looking blokes who constantly drop the ball. It happens all the time and is actually a "Turn Off" for women. The word " creep" was invented for such types.
    Yeah he gets the chubby 5/10, meanwhile the Chris Hemsworth lookalike is ****ing the 9/10 19yo college girl. The world is in balance.

    It's when nerds start to believe the pua bs of 'looks don't matter, just be confident' that trouble starts.

    Clueless. Your remark's stink of immaturity. Up your game please or rereg again, thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭Anus Von Skidmark


    If your question made any sense I'd answer it.

    Sorry to tell you this but looks DO matter. Life is far easier for very good looking men (I wish I was one of those). Do you really think the guy who looks like Brad Pitt struggles to get laid?

    I'm absolutely distinctly average looks-wise and am pretty average in size and build (not overweight but not ripped either), but I don't seem to have any trouble attracting women of above average looks. I'm not sure if it's that I'm reasonably well-educated, well-spoken, have a sense of humour, am self-confident, or what it is, but I'm living proof you don't have to look like Brad Pitt to attract women!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Then you are better looking than you think. I do ok with women too because I am slightly above average in looks. But I get nothing like the top tier men.

    I am surprised you get any to be honest. It just doesn't seem likely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    In fairness, this thread was always destined to go to complete lantherin' fuck. :pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Then you are better looking than you think. I do ok with women too because I am slightly above average in looks. But I get nothing like the top tier men.
    So you rank women by their appearance and are deeply resentful you don't get your pick of the ones you rank the highest, but it's totally unfair if those women do exactly the same thing?

    You appear to believe that you deserve better than the women who actually fancy you - that suggests those women are already rating you higher than you deserve, not lower.

    So you should probably stop complaining.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    If your question made any sense I'd answer it.

    Sorry to tell you this but looks DO matter. Life is far easier for very good looking men (I wish I was one of those). Do you really think the guy who looks like Brad Pitt struggles to get laid?

    I’ve known good looking guys who struggle to get laid. Looks are just an “in” on a night out. Very few women are going to go home with the handsome mute or dullard although they may be more favourable to his initial approach.

    That said I’ve been out of the game for a decade and Tinder may have changed things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Andreas77


    Issue: female has not experienced orgasm after several failed attempts by male.

    Solution: Female to lie on back and bring ankles within proximity of ears, the male can squat, penis placed inside vagina, and slowly lift his body upwards and downwards (not inwards and outwards). His rod is clipping the clitoris and the female will experience ecstasy.

    Issue: the male will need high levels of stamina in calf and thigh muscles.

    Solution: Use of rowing machine by male to prepare for sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Yeah he gets the chubby 5/10, meanwhile the Chris Hemsworth lookalike is ****ing the 9/10 19yo college girl. The world is in balance.

    It's when nerds start to believe the pua bs of 'looks don't matter, just be confident' that trouble starts.

    I disagree.

    Totally.

    I also don’t know what PUA means, too many miles on the clock for young folk acronyms :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Andreas77 wrote: »
    Issue: female has not experienced orgasm after several failed attempts by male.

    Solution: Female to lie on back and bring ankles within proximity of ears, the male can squat, penis placed inside vagina, and slowly lift his body upwards and downwards (not inwards and outwards). His rod is clipping the clitoris and the female will experience ecstasy.

    Issue: the male will need high levels of stamina in calf and thigh muscles.

    Solution: Use of rowing machine by male to prepare for sex.

    Hi Alan Partridge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭Anus Von Skidmark


    Andreas77 wrote: »
    Issue: female has not experienced orgasm after several failed attempts by male.

    Solution: Female to lie on back and bring ankles within proximity of ears, the male can squat, penis placed inside vagina, and slowly lift his body upwards and downwards (not inwards and outwards). His rod is clipping the clitoris and the female will experience ecstasy.

    Issue: the male will need high levels of stamina in calf and thigh muscles.

    Solution: Use of rowing machine by male to prepare for sex.

    Instructions unclear. My erect penis is currently trapped in a rowing machine. I await your further advice. Many thanks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    I actually said the opposite. The best looking people hook up with each other. Please lose weight and stop dying your hair purple. Then you might find a man.

    Dire, I mean really really awful. Please get help.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    I actually said the opposite. The best looking people hook up with each other. Please lose weight and stop dying your hair purple. Then you might find a man.

    That's a really nasty thing to say to her. I'm surprised you ever get laid if you come across anything like your online persona in real life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Andreas77 wrote: »
    Issue: female has not experienced orgasm after several failed attempts by male.

    Solution: Female to lie on back and bring ankles within proximity of ears, the male can squat, penis placed inside vagina, and slowly lift his body upwards and downwards (not inwards and outwards). His rod is clipping the clitoris and the female will experience ecstasy.

    Issue: the male will need high levels of stamina in calf and thigh muscles.

    Solution: Use of rowing machine by male to prepare for sex.

    Computer says orgasm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Porklife wrote: »
    Sexual attraction is a weird one isn't it. I find the most bizarre people sexually attractive and often I don't think they're good looking even. It's like Electro bitch said, there's just something about them that makes you wanna shag them. Then Mr six-pack walks in and it's like meh!

    Are you going to the Boards Beers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭fmpisces


    Andreas77 wrote: »
    Issue: female has not experienced orgasm after several failed attempts by male.

    Solution: Female to lie on back and bring ankles within proximity of ears, the male can squat, penis placed inside vagina, and slowly lift his body upwards and downwards (not inwards and outwards). His rod is clipping the clitoris and the female will experience ecstasy.

    Issue: the male will need high levels of stamina in calf and thigh muscles.

    Solution: Use of rowing machine by male to prepare for sex.

    Oh I love it when you talk dirty :pac::pac:
    Instructions unclear. My erect penis is currently trapped in a rowing machine. I await your further advice. Many thanks.

    Brilliant!! :D:D:D:D:D

    Enjoying reading through most of the comments, have to say that I agree with a lot of what Porklife has to say.

    I've never faked an orgasm, nor would I. No need to, I've always been honest with sexual partners and even if I didn't cum, I enjoyed myself a lot and made sure they knew it.
    I do think physical attraction is important to a degree but for me it has to be accompanied by attraction for his personality, the way he talks, the way he uses body language, his intellect, wit, charm and humour, his scent....it's all relevant for me.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Just be urself dude.

    Also speaks vague Hungarian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Are you going to the Boards Beers?

    Yep. Look out for the stunning brunette...I'll be cowering behind her 😀


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Her post reeked of insecure feminist anger. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

    In your tiny narrow mind maybe it did but in reality it didn't. You were unnecessarily vicious.


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