Adultery

RMAOK · 02-08-2019 05:03PM

Spon Farmer wrote: »

Okay I know that sweet tobacco is drugs but what is "the dog"?

Is it penis?

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

If you want to annoy a hipster call them hippies.

There's a difference? :eek:

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 05:03PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

If you want to annoy a hipster call them hippies.

I do that

RMAOK · 02-08-2019 05:04PM

Spon Farmer wrote: »

What has that to do adultery?

Nothing - it's to do with the creepy neighbour thread Kiki started earlier on today.

kikilarue2 · 02-08-2019 05:04PM

Spon Farmer wrote: »

What has that to do adultery?

I started a thread earlier today about an older, married man next door who started his bank holiday celebrations early, concocted a BS excuse to come into my apartment and tried to kiss me.

I can't tell him to go f**k himself because I have a puppy the landlord/ property agency doesn't know about and he could tell them.

partyguinness · 02-08-2019 05:05PM

I am married and living in England. The English defo seem to have a more relaxed attitude toward dipping the wick everywhere.

I know my wife's friends have had their husband shagging one night stands on drunken weekends away and the wives just roll their eyes. It's just seen as part of a night out and means nothing. Having a loving meaningful affair would be far worse of course.

Try doing that in Ireland and WWIII would break out.

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 05:09PM

kikilarue2 wrote: »

I started a thread earlier today about an older, married man next door who started his bank holiday celebrations early, concocted a BS excuse to come into my apartment and tried to kiss me.

I can't tell him to go f**k himself because I have a puppy the landlord/ property agency doesn't know about and he could tell them.

Jesus Christ, that is a lot more than creepy. That is rapey.

Don't bother with telling him to f**k off, kick him in the balls. Hard.

Your Face · 02-08-2019 05:15PM

Spon Farmer wrote: »

That is depressing.

I cannot see it as being anything but seedy and creepy.

It was all those things.

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 05:16PM

partyguinness wrote: »

I am married and living in England. The English defo seem to have a more relaxed attitude toward dipping the wick everywhere.

I know my wife's friends have had their husband shagging one night stands on drunken weekends away and the wives just roll their eyes. It's just seen as part of a night out and means nothing. Having a loving meaningful affair would be far worse of course.

Try doing that in Ireland and WWIII would break out.

Really?

I would have thought it would be the opposite to to an eye roll? Like murder.

Seems a bit "Carry On...Oh matron"

02-08-2019 05:33PM

partyguinness wrote: »

I know my wife's friends have had their husband shagging one night stands on drunken weekends away and the wives just roll their eyes. It's just seen as part of a night out and means nothing. Having a loving meaningful affair would be far worse of course.

Well, I have seen a lot of episodes of Coronation Street, and my research indicates that this reaction wouldn't be normal. But the amount of affairs on Corrie... Not far off.

Nevertheless, you're right, it wouldn't be the end of the world for some women.

I think some people are a bit naïve to believe cheating isn't commonplace, just because it isn't talked about. I'm sure we all know people who are having affairs, you can be sure there are plenty more who are too.

I remember first getting an inkling that this kind of thing wasn't unusual when a relative was riding another woman outside of the marriage. I was shocked and asked the person who told me "Will you tell her?". "Go away out of that", he said, everybody knows - even the wife".

I have been cheated on and have cheated, and have slept with a woman who was cheating.

Members of my family have had affairs (common knowledge around town I'd say), à local publican had an affair with his barmaid and the wife knew, they were only together for convenience anyway.

Lots of mates have had one-night stands on holidays abroad.

And sure, look at that recent Patrick Quirke/ Mr Moonlight trial. Half of that village was riding one another too.

So yeah either it's only certain people (might be a Tipp thingl, or it's widespread and some people have their head in the sand.

Odyssey 2005 · 02-08-2019 05:34PM

Tell me how wrote: »

You didn't just try for it with the lady in your neighbouring apartment did you?

She's not arsed anyway.

Go easy on the booze btw, it's only lunchtime on Friday.

And don't kick the dog that shouldn't be there...;)

Pyr0 · 02-08-2019 05:45PM

I've been lucky enough to be never cheated on in my previous (and current) relationship, well that I know of anyway.

I would never do it myself, regardless of how bad a relationship gets. I've seen first hand with my own family how it can tear people apart.

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 05:46PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Well, I have seen a lot of episodes of Coronation Street, and my research indicates that this reaction wouldn't be normal. But the amount of affairs on Corrie... Not far off.

Nevertheless, you're right, it wouldn't be the end of the world for some women.

I think some people are a bit naïve to believe cheating isn't commonplace, just because it isn't talked about. I'm sure we all know people who are having affairs, you can be sure there are plenty more who are too.

I remember first getting an inkling that this kind of thing wasn't unusual when a relative was riding another woman outside of the marriage. I was shocked and asked the person who told me "Will you tell her?". "Go away out of that", he said, everybody knows - even the wife".

I have been cheated on and have cheated, and have slept with a woman who was cheating.

Members of my family have had affairs (common knowledge around town I'd say), à local publican had an affair with his barmaid and the wife knew, they were only together for convenience anyway.

Lots of mates have had one-night stands on holidays abroad.

And sure, look at that recent Patrick Quirke/ Mr Moonlight trial. Half of that village was riding one another too.

So yeah either it's only certain people (might be a Tipp thingl, or it's widespread and some people have their head in the sand.

I don't have my head in the sand - just didn't think it was as common as the telly makes out.

That Mr. Moonlight trial was bizarre - I would have thought at least two of the people in a love triangle would have to be good-looking.

I hadn't heard about the village having rampant riding going on. Where was that reported?

02-08-2019 06:01PM

Spon Farmer wrote: »

I don't have my head in the sand - just didn't think it was as common as the telly makes out.

That Mr. Moonlight trial was bizarre - I would have thought at least two of the people in a love triangle would have to be good-looking.

I hadn't heard about the village having rampant riding going on. Where was that reported?

well Patrick Quirke had two women on the go, The Widow Lowry had a very healthy sex life with three or four lovers (and why not? more luck to her) and Mr Moonlight was also popular with the ladies, at one point he was supposed to go on a weekend away with Mrs Lowry and a Mrs Glasheen, his previous lover, all together.

I'm telling you, non stop riding is going on.

ChikiChiki · 02-08-2019 06:02PM

One of the lads hopped in a taxi with a married manager from his work a couple of weeks back. He was the one hopping into another taxi when she opened the window and called him in to hers at the end of a night out using her bit of power and good looks.

It happens frequently enough especially in work environments. It's not for me as mixing professional and personal life can get messy.

partyguinness · 02-08-2019 06:07PM

Do what myself and missus do to keep things interesting. We have 3somes. This guy who I sourced a a few years back and now buddies with shags my wife every so often and we meet up for 3somes a few times a year.

I really get off on the wife heading out for a few hours, sending me back some hardcore pics and then when she gets back I have my 20 seconds of fury.

Obviously this in only a few times a year and with one guy on the go. Too busy otherwise.

He tried to get me to shag his latest flings a few times (he is not married) but they are munters. I'd rather have a ****. Even the wife told him I wouldn't be interested when she saw the head on them.

02-08-2019 06:24PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Do what myself and missus do to keep things interesting. We have 3somes. This guy who I sourced a a few years back and now buddies with shags my wife every so often and we meet up for 3somes a few times a year.

I really get off on the wife heading out for a few hours, sending me back some hardcore pics and then when she gets back I have my 20 seconds of fury.

Obviously this in only a few times a year and with one guy on the go. Too busy otherwise.

He tried to get me to shag his latest flings a few times (he is not married) but they are munters. I'd rather have a ****. Even the wife told him I wouldn't be interested when she saw the head on them.

how did you "source" this man!?

EmmetSpiceland · 02-08-2019 06:28PM

partyguinness wrote: »

I really get off on the wife heading out for a few hours, sending me back some hardcore pics and then when she gets back I have my 20 seconds of fury.

Not sure that counts as a “threesome”. It sounds, distinctly, like a twosome. And you.

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 06:34PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

well Patrick Quirke had two women on the go, The Widow Lowry had a very healthy sex life with three or four lovers (and why not? more luck to her) and Mr Moonlight was also popular with the ladies, at one point he was supposed to go on a weekend away with Mrs Lowry and a Mrs Glasheen, his previous lover, all together.

I'm telling you, non stop riding is going on.

I remember now there was something about Lowry having other men but thought it was dismissed as an attempt to sully her testimony.

And I thought Bobby Ryan was supposed to be a quiet fella and Lowry the first relationship in years.

Is there something in the water in the area affecting peoples perception and vision?

Because this is the worse looking trio you could imagine. If this shower is getting up to all that riding I shudder at what good looking people in the locality are doing. Must be like Sodom and Gomarrah dawn there.:eek:

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 06:38PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Do what myself and missus do to keep things interesting. We have 3somes. This guy who I sourced a a few years back and now buddies with shags my wife every so often and we meet up for 3somes a few times a year.

I really get off on the wife heading out for a few hours, sending me back some hardcore pics and then when she gets back I have my 20 seconds of fury.

Obviously this in only a few times a year and with one guy on the go. Too busy otherwise.

He tried to get me to shag his latest flings a few times (he is not married) but they are munters. I'd rather have a ****. Even the wife told him I wouldn't be interested when she saw the head on them.

Do you ever see it live and in person or is it all photos?

fmpisces · 02-08-2019 06:42PM

Spon Farmer wrote: »

Seems to happen on the telly soaps and dramas quite a bit.

Does it happen much in real life?

I don't know of it occurring with anybody I know.

Can't imagine anyone I know being arsed.

I reckon it's rife. Just because we might not be hearing about it doesn't mean it 'ain't happening. I don't know of anyone around me playing away and I wouldn't want to either. I just don't think that value is placed on being in a committed relationship for many any more

Woke Hogan · 02-08-2019 07:23PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Do what myself and missus do to keep things interesting. We have 3somes. This guy who I sourced a a few years back and now buddies with shags my wife every so often and we meet up for 3somes a few times a year.

I really get off on the wife heading out for a few hours, sending me back some hardcore pics and then when she gets back I have my 20 seconds of fury.

Obviously this in only a few times a year and with one guy on the go. Too busy otherwise.

He tried to get me to shag his latest flings a few times (he is not married) but they are munters. I'd rather have a ****. Even the wife told him I wouldn't be interested when she saw the head on them.

That sounds so grubby.

Earthhorse · 02-08-2019 07:34PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I think some people are a bit naïve to believe cheating isn't commonplace, just because it isn't talked about. I'm sure we all know people who are having affairs, you can be sure there are plenty more who are too.

I don’t know anyone who’s having an affair. I do know people who have cheated. It’s completely wrong to to say because some people are doing something there must be plenty more who are too. It could be plenty or it could be a little bit more than the ones we know of, nobody actually knows which is what makes people so curious about it.

EmmetSpiceland · 02-08-2019 07:37PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

That sounds so grubby.

To each their own, W. Wouldn’t be for me but don’t “knock” it ‘til you’ve tried it, I guess.

Thelonious Monk · 02-08-2019 07:39PM

Just remembered a time a few years ago we met these girls in copenhagen and the married one was all over my mate and ended up sleeping with him. She wasnt even 6 months married her mate told me. English girls, my one was single at least!

Woke Hogan · 02-08-2019 07:40PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

To each their own, W. Wouldn’t be for me but don’t “knock” it ‘til you’ve tried it, I guess.

I wouldn’t be very happy with the idea of someone else stretching my Mrs out, I have to say.

Harvey Weinstein · 02-08-2019 07:46PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Do what myself and missus do to keep things interesting. We have 3somes. This guy who I sourced a a few years back and now buddies with shags my wife every so often and we meet up for 3somes a few times a year.

I really get off on the wife heading out for a few hours, sending me back some hardcore pics and then when she gets back I have my 20 seconds of fury.

Obviously this in only a few times a year and with one guy on the go. Too busy otherwise.

He tried to get me to shag his latest flings a few times (he is not married) but they are munters. I'd rather have a ****. Even the wife told him I wouldn't be interested when she saw the head on them.

You're a Cuck in other words.

kikilarue2 · 02-08-2019 07:52PM

Harvey Weinstein wrote: »

You're a Cuck in other words.

Username checks out.

Harvey Weinstein · 02-08-2019 07:54PM

kikilarue2 wrote: »

Username checks out.

Whats the issue? Thats exactly what a Cuck is, a man who gets off on other men banging his wife.

IAMAMORON · 02-08-2019 08:12PM

I felt exactly the same Mr Weinstein. Any man who enjoys watching his wife or loved one getting ploughed is a cuckold.

Whatever floats your boat, if you getting a kick out of watching your partner (s) writhing in ecstasy on the kitchen table with their eyes rolling around the back of their head … I reckon why not ?

Spon Farmer · 02-08-2019 08:19PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I felt exactly the same Mr Weinstein. Any man who enjoys watching his wife or loved one getting ploughed is a cuckold.

Whatever floats your boat, if you getting a kick out of watching your partner (s) writhing in ecstasy on the kitchen table with their eyes rolling around the back of their head … I reckon why not ?

The kitchen table?

Gross.

Adultery

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