What do Fake Breasts feel like

uch · 31-07-2019 02:59PM #1

No idea why this came into me head but I was just wondering if any boobie experts here can tell me if fake breasts feel any different to natural ones? Have they a different texture?

Utter Consternation · 31-07-2019 03:00PM

uch wrote: »

No idea why this came into me head but I was just wondering if any boobie experts here can tell me if fake breasts feel any different to natural ones? Have they a different texture?

Like real breasts, but fake.

Sabre0001 · 31-07-2019 03:01PM

They feel like bags of sand too?

Dr. Bre · 31-07-2019 03:01PM

Spongy

EmmetSpiceland · 31-07-2019 03:02PM

Honestly, you wouldn’t tell the difference. The only “giveaway” is, usually, the scar.

Deebles McBeebles · 31-07-2019 03:03PM

Like a scared hedgehog. Mind yourself now.

Mean Laqueefa · 31-07-2019 03:07PM

Never touched one, seen loads and looks like it would be more rubber or something, i dont like them, im probably wrong

branie2 · 31-07-2019 03:25PM

Fake I'd imagine

blingrhino · 31-07-2019 03:28PM

stop making a tit of yourself..

Fr_Dougal · 31-07-2019 03:51PM

They feel a bit like water balloons, only more dense. You would know the difference.

Ecce No Homo · 31-07-2019 03:52PM

Depends whether you spit on them first.

Sharp MZ700 · 31-07-2019 03:54PM

If you jiggle them, they won't jiggle.

Balanadan · 31-07-2019 03:58PM

It's embarrassing that grown men are having to ask simple questions about the female anatomy. Why aren't they taught about basic things like this at school? Our education system is a disgrace Joe!

weldoninhio · 31-07-2019 03:58PM

Balanadan wrote: »

It's embarrassing that grown men are having to ask simple questions about the female anatomy. Why aren't they taught about basic things like this at school? Our education system is a disgrace Joe!

Silicone isn’t part of the female anatomy.

Ecce No Homo · 31-07-2019 04:00PM

Today's lesson kids: Fake breasts, how to work um like a pro.

JohnnyFlash · 31-07-2019 04:06PM

Fake norks definitely aren’t as common here are they are over in England.

Zascar · 31-07-2019 04:08PM

They feel quite firm. Depends on the implant but always a lot harder than natural breasts. There is no beating large natural boobs for sure, but fake ones are still nice - just not as nice as real. I can't say I'd recommend them purely from a feel perspective, but they look fantastic if the are done well. If anyone is thinking about it, do it for the looks not the feels.

31-07-2019 04:09PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Fake norks definitely aren’t as common here are they are over in England.

They definitely are around, I think girls just don't say it here...

Friend of a friend got hers done, they feel really bouncy and pert compared to "normal boobies", I got permission to have a feel when she got them done... :P

That's my heterosexual male take on it...

EmmetSpiceland · 31-07-2019 04:14PM

branie2 wrote: »

Fake I'd imagine

You’d be surprised, B. The modern ones are almost indistinguishable from the “real” thing.

I’m sure the ones from the “golden age” of big tit pornography, in the early to mid 90s, would feel like water filled balloons.

You know you type, the ones you’d have seen in magazines like “Score”, “Big Tops, “Juggs”, “Bra Busters”, “Bounce”, “Voluptuous”, “Big Ones” and even “Pink & Plump”.

Zascar · 31-07-2019 04:21PM

They are fairly easily indistinguishable in fairness if you have felt a few - real books bare waaaay softer - in a good way. To use the 'bag of sand' analogy, real boobs feel like a water balloon - plenty of squeeze in them. Fake ones feel more like a well filled air balloon - bouncy not a lot of give in them. A quick squeeze over the clothes is not enough to properly judge.

topper75 · 31-07-2019 04:29PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Fake norks definitely aren’t as common here are they are over in England.

We don't have an NHS.

u140acro3xs7dm · 31-07-2019 09:01PM

They taste the same as real boobs.

As someone said, very little movement in them, water balloon v air balloon.

31-07-2019 09:16PM

topper75 wrote: »

We don't have an NHS.

You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

My old next-door neighbour had hers done, they felt quite unyeilding compared to natural breasts, but maybe it's to do with the size of the implant inside the natural tissue, as her implants were on the larger side.

Trigger Happy · 31-07-2019 09:27PM

I found them a bit like slightly cooked, oiled and warmed pork fillets packed very tightly in skin.

And about as sexy.

_blaaz · 31-07-2019 09:31PM

Alot more solid and you can feel them

Remember young wan,id be good mates with... letting me feel em to see difference in abrakebra years ago now :pac:

Lads saying there no differnce are codding emselves....or else maybe different makes??

Edgware · 31-07-2019 10:00PM

They are quite solid. Good for the Spanish job

blinding · 31-07-2019 10:51PM

Would their be anything to be said for putting brain matter in them ?

con___manx1 · 31-07-2019 11:02PM

I was with a girl that had one boob smaller than the other so she just had the one boob done.

I couldnt tell which one was real or not just by looking but I could when we got down to business.

Roger Hassenforder · 31-07-2019 11:07PM

sugarman wrote: »

A friend of mine hard hers done and I was allowed to do a blind boob squeeze comparison with the ex and hers and I couldn't tell the difference.

None of my exes would even piss on me if i was on fire, much less let me cop a comparative feel.

Spleerbun · 31-07-2019 11:15PM

From my own limited experience it varies. Was with a naturally very slim girl who had them done and while they looked fantastic there was very little movement in them. Bolted in place, but still fun.

On the other side, was with a "thiccer" girl who had normal sized boobs increased to huge tings. Wouldn't have had a clue if she hadn't told me, wobbled all over the gaff just like real ones.

31-07-2019 11:18PM

as a woman who has had them I can tell you they always feel cold - and hard. Yep they can look good but they don't feel that good and are awful if you sleep on your tummy! I had to get osteopathy and massage on my back once or twice due to injury and I thought they were going to burst.

I've since had them removed and my natural ones look and feel great again. I thought they'd look deflated and empty but they're back to normal , in fact nicer than the fake ones and far better if you're the slim sporty type.

What do Fake Breasts feel like

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