What a success story!

mr_edge_to_you · 30-07-2019 11:28PM

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corner of hells · 30-07-2019 11:30PM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

Ffs...the thread will be closed with all this nuicence posting!

Post a success story or don't bother posting, easy

There was a bloke I went to school with called Cecil , he played for the other side , if ya get my drift.
Anyway his opening line when chatting someone up on a night out , was "would you like to know the key to success ? " , quickly followed by " hi I'm Cess".

SmartinMartin · 30-07-2019 11:32PM

sugarman wrote: »

I've posted it on here before and long story short, I know 2 traveller girls I went to school with, 2 sisters, who broke their balls to break away from their own culture and cut ties with their family to study medicine and become nurses.

Were they Ward Sisters?

antix80 · 30-07-2019 11:33PM

corner of hells wrote: »

There was a bloke I went to school with called Cecil , he played for the other side , if ya get my drift.
Anyway his opening line when chatting someone up on a night out , was "would you like to know the key to success ? " , quickly followed by " hi I'm Cess".

That's what happens when you name your kid Cecil.

Sorta like naming your son Bruce and expecting him not to hang around public toilets asking patrons would they like a Brucie Bonus.

Edgware · 31-07-2019 09:39AM

corner of hells wrote: »

There was a bloke I went to school with called Cecil , he played for the other side , if ya get my drift.
Anyway his opening line when chatting someone up on a night out , was "would you like to know the key to success ? " , quickly followed by " hi I'm Cess".

Cecil? I knew a Cecil one time. Was he a brother of Basil Twicenightly by any chance?

Edgware · 31-07-2019 09:40AM

SmartinMartin wrote: »

Were they Ward Sisters?

The Ward sisters in Cappagh?

D3V!L · 31-07-2019 09:46AM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

My cousin is better than yours.
Nah nah na na na.

My daddy could beat your daddy :P

Edgware · 31-07-2019 09:48AM

D3V!L wrote: »

My daddy could beat your daddy :P

My sister gives better blowjobs than your brother

D3V!L · 31-07-2019 09:55AM

Edgware wrote: »

My sister gives better blowjobs than your brother

I'll ask my brothers husband and get back to you on that one :pac:

Edgware · 31-07-2019 10:29AM

D3V!L wrote: »

I'll ask my brothers husband and get back to you on that one :pac:

No point. He's more into Jack Russells

razorblunt · 31-07-2019 11:29AM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

I wanted to share a success story with everyone, my cousin has recently completed his Advanced Barber Diploma in Dublin and now is managing a high end gents grooming lounge in NYC and is earning a whopping 6k.

Unsurprisingly, he put in a huge amount of work over the 12 weeks and has clearly distinguished himself as a skilled barber. He specialises in fades.

It was a long journey as he spent a long time on the dole and struggled to work. Its just a shame hes moved to NYC, now i will have to pay for my haircuts

Does anyone have any similar successful stories they would like to share?

Did he go by boat?

BrokenArrows · 31-07-2019 11:35AM

Johnny needed to get some milk from the shop.
He walked to the shop, purchased and milk and returned home.

Success!

Ecce No Homo · 31-07-2019 11:36AM

mikemac2 wrote: »

He is probably still expecting tips!

I'd say he's getting plenty of 'tips'.

BrokenArrows · 31-07-2019 11:46AM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

Very true, it's no secret that cost is huge in NYC, apparently 100k a year is nothing special over there

Ya I remember working out once how much it would take to keep the same lifestyle in NYC compared to London.
It would take 160k USD.

Rent, taxes, general cost of living is crazy.

Renting a 2 bed apartment in a reasonable area could easily set you back 4k a month.

Beasty · 31-07-2019 02:00PM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

Slim pickings here...the point of the thread is to post success stories.

Shergar was a great success story

Alas it all went horribly wrong

Dublinmuppet · 31-07-2019 04:07PM

I have just worked 8 hours including breaks without killing anyone. I would like to congratulate myself on my success

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 31-07-2019 04:38PM

The award winning dairy farmer up the road from us said he owes his success to udders.

Fiddlesticks99 · 31-07-2019 05:33PM

This entire thread has been a success

31-07-2019 05:45PM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

This entire thread has been a success

Like a person who reached in the pocket and found a euro for the trolley. Uplifting.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 31-07-2019 05:46PM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

This entire thread has been a success

If the definition of success is something like living on 6k a year in NY then yes it has.

greenspurs · 31-07-2019 05:49PM

Alrigghtythen wrote: »

I knew a man once

He died

Jesus … Small world ! So did I !!

poisonated · 31-07-2019 05:57PM

sugarman wrote: »

I've posted it on here before and long story short, I know 2 traveller girls I went to school with, 2 sisters, who broke their balls to break away from their own culture and cut ties with their family to study medicine and become nurses.

Are they the ward sisters?

Dublinmuppet · 31-07-2019 07:28PM

Fiddlesticks99 wrote: »

This entire thread has been a success

Awwh bless hun. You must feel so proud of yourself. It’s been a total blast hun but next time include your partner the beautician who is on the dole who won’t let wheelchair users on the bus. Just so we can have a right laugh. xx

Fiddlesticks99 · 31-07-2019 09:55PM

Dublinmuppet wrote: »

Awwh bless hun. You must feel so proud of yourself. It’s been a total blast hun but next time include your partner the beautician who is on the dole who won’t let wheelchair users on the bus. Just so we can have a right laugh. xx

Your repeating yourself

ToddyDoody · 01-08-2019 10:30AM

What about the little country that went bankrupt to go on to balance the books only years later

What a success story!

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