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A story in six words

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    #1982
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Tipped her hat, lit a cheroot...


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    #1983
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    gozunda wrote: »
    Tipped her hat, lit a cheroot...
    Dropped her pants,lit a camel.


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    #1984
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Dropped her pants,lit a camel.

    The flaming camel shrieked with terror


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    #1985
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    The flaming camel shrieked with terror

    His hump didn't contain enough water


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    #1986
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Luckily lizzie's pants were quite voluminous


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    #1987
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Luckily lizzie's pants were quite voluminous

    The water retention was particularly excellent


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    #1988
    Orson Swelled
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭Orson Swelled


    Sickness and health? I do. Lies.


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    #1989
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    gozunda wrote: »
    Luckily lizzie's pants were quite voluminous
    The blazing camel was quickly extinguished


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    #1990
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    2 in 1 ;)
    RMAOK wrote: »
    The water retention was particularly excellent
    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The blazing camel was quickly extinguished

    Water everywhere, now nothing to drink ....


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    #1991
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    2 in 1 ;)





    Water everywhere, now nothing to drink ....

    The story of Irish water's life


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    #1992
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The story of Irish water's life
    Irish Water return with a vengance


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    #1993
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Irish Water return with a vengance

    Montezuma's revenge was a terrible thing ...


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    #1994
    RobbingBandit
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    Say what again, I dare you...


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    #1995
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Say what again, I dare you...

    'what' was his last ever word


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    #1996
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Whilst I killed them all slowly


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    #1997
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    In pausing, the world stopped turning


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    #1998
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Everything went dark it was over


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    #1999
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Last out, turned the lights off


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    #2000
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My memory is a little blank


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    #2001
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I am the reason fear exists


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    #2002
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Honour bound I fought and lost


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    #2003
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Has anyone heard the good news


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    #2004
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Has anyone heard the good news

    North Korea is the best Korea


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    #2005
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Dennis Rodman committed treason going to


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    #2006
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Dennis Rodman committed treason going to

    Soeul. Pyongyang us where it's at.


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    #2007
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Pyongyang rhymes with something something sang


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    #2008
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Pyongyang rhymes with something something sang

    The something should actually be someone


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    #2009
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The something should actually be someone
    That someone is in number 10


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    #2010
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    That someone is in number 10

    The lunatics now run the asylum...


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    #2011
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Aristocracy is founded upon inbred cretins


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