Life is just peachy

peasant · 23-07-2019 09:32PM #1

Just had two peaches of total and utter perfection.

Still firm to the touch, yet melting in my mouth, sweet, juicy, dripping perfection.

Life can be good sometimes.

ILoveYourVibes · 23-07-2019 09:36PM

Flat or round and where did you get them? I love searching for good fruit!

JohnnyFlash · 23-07-2019 09:37PM

Hairy peaches?

peasant · 23-07-2019 09:37PM

round, Lidl, a week ago

Collie D · 23-07-2019 09:37PM

He said perfect peaches so they must have been round

Flat ones just aren’t as nice or juicy.

ILoveYourVibes · 23-07-2019 09:39PM

I wonder where the best peaches in Ireland are!

There is a grocer around the back of us that has such good fruit.

We only have flat peaches right now.

Atoms for Peace · 23-07-2019 09:40PM

Peaches come from a can,
They were put there by a man

Day Lewin · 23-07-2019 09:40PM

Collie D wrote: »

He said perfect peaches so they must have been round

Flat ones just aren’t as nice or juicy.

oh you are so WRONG!!

The fuzzy flat doughnut peaches just drip the honeyed goodness. And they are easier to eat, too.

(but for purest fruitful perfection, the king, queen and epitome of celestial fruits is a perfect mango)

ILoveYourVibes · 23-07-2019 09:42PM

There is also a market on the weekends in a park just by us that has an organic market. Gonna try and get some peaches there.

Autecher · 23-07-2019 09:43PM

peasant wrote: »

Still firm to the touch, yet melting in my mouth, sweet, juicy, dripping perfection.

ILoveYourVibes · 23-07-2019 09:43PM

Day Lewin wrote: »

oh you are so WRONG!!

The fuzzy flat doughnut peaches just drip the honeyed goodness. And they are easier to eat, too.

(but for purest fruitful perfection, the king, queen and epitome of celestial fruits is a perfect mango)

They are both good its where you get them from.

Both can be hard too!

branie2 · 23-07-2019 09:49PM

Yummy!

Poor Uncle Tom · 23-07-2019 09:50PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

They are both good its where you get them from.

Both can be hard too!

Fruit porn,

just don't google it.......

antodeco · 23-07-2019 09:51PM

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Peaches come from a can,
They were put there by a man

In a factory, downtown?

Church on Tuesday · 23-07-2019 09:56PM

It sure is;

ILoveYourVibes · 23-07-2019 09:57PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Fruit porn,

just don't google it.......

You HAD to tell me not to.

ILoveYourVibes · 23-07-2019 09:58PM

Have you ever tried a grilled peach with some yoghurt? Its like burnt orange. So good.

23-07-2019 10:19PM

I thought it would be a cool idea to put some fruit in the pot of an orchid on the kitchen table that was a moving-in gift. Well, the orchid died. The peaches killed it. It turns out, peaches (and all fruits, I think) emit a gas, ethyne, which wilts flowers.

Wow, I sure do tell exciting stories.

mad muffin · 23-07-2019 10:23PM

I prefer nectarines myself. No fuzz. Easier to eat out.

Alf Veedersane · 23-07-2019 10:30PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I thought it would be a cool idea to put some fruit in the pot of an orchid on the kitchen table that was a moving-in gift. Well, the orchid died. The peaches killed it. It turns out, peaches (and all fruits, I think) emit a gas, ethyne, which wilts flowers.

Wow, I sure do tell exciting stories.

Ethylene. I think it's something of a plant hormone. Some fruits emit more...bananas and apples, for example. Want to ripen fruit faster? Stick it in a paper bag with bananas or apples.

Last time I had a peach, my face broke out in a burning rash. Which was unpleasant.

23-07-2019 10:37PM

nothing nicer than a peachy arse on a young wan alright.

Poor Uncle Tom · 23-07-2019 10:43PM

mad muffin wrote: »

Easier to eat out.

glasso wrote: »

nothing nicer than a peachy arse on a young wan alright.

Aah here!

mad muffin · 23-07-2019 10:56PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Aah here!

Umm… did I say eat out?!…

:eek::pac::cool:

touts · 23-07-2019 10:59PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Have you ever tried a grilled peach with some yoghurt? Its like burnt orange. So good.

Wait hold on. Is this thread actually about fruit?

is_that_so · 23-07-2019 10:59PM

peasant wrote: »

round, Lidl, a week ago

And they didn't go off? Find them very hit and miss with fruit.

touts · 23-07-2019 11:00PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I prefer nectarines myself. No fuzz. Easier to eat out.

Aren't Nectarines just Brazilian peaches.

mad muffin · 23-07-2019 11:20PM

touts wrote: »

Aren't Nectarines just Brazilian peaches.

Yes!

Alf Veedersane · 23-07-2019 11:20PM

touts wrote: »

Aren't Nectarines just Brazilian peaches.

Brazilian peaches have some hair.

RhubarbCrumble · 23-07-2019 11:27PM

Tesco do a 6 pack of doughnut peaches for €1. They're lovely. Their pineapple on the other hand went in the bin this morning because it never ripened and when I cut into it this morning, it was going mouldy yet was still hard. Horrible. Aldi do lovely pineapples, but you do have to eat them within a couple of days.

ILoveYourVibes · 24-07-2019 02:10AM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I thought it would be a cool idea to put some fruit in the pot of an orchid on the kitchen table that was a moving-in gift. Well, the orchid died. The peaches killed it. It turns out, peaches (and all fruits, I think) emit a gas, ethyne, which wilts flowers.

Wow, I sure do tell exciting stories.

That is actually really interesting to me!

ILoveYourVibes · 24-07-2019 02:10AM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Aldi do lovely pineapples, but you do have to eat them within a couple of days.

That means they are really fresh though.

Life is just peachy

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