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Colm and Lucy

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭seagull


    So are the dopey duo getting weekly pay cuts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭chilloutrelax


    If my understanding is correct, take their anticipated (or most recent) JNLRs, whichever is the lower, and multiply by 1 euro; then scale it up or down based on the financial health of the station relative to the norm (probably downards) as a guesstimate.

    So lets say Nova is performing at 20% below average in terms of advertising revenue. Lets say the show generates 75,000 listeners in the JNLRs

    Then the salary expressed in euro should be 0.8 x (75,000 x 1) = 60k

    That should be per person, and it sounds about right to me.


    The entire station had a listenership of that amount the show is much lower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭Dub Ste


    How much are Hayes and that idiot kennedy on though??



    Not sure, but I wouldn't pay them in bent washers, complete and utter drivel...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I think you’re all underestimating btw......

    Doesn’t Hayes have some other role in there? An Executive/Managent position of some sort? That would add to the pot nicely one would imagine.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The entire station had a listenership of that amount the show is much lower
    That's a fair point.

    As Butters has indicated, there are other considerations too, such as whether a broadcaster has some executive role within the organisation. I would add another one, that you'd have to consider whether or not some broadcasters are loss-leaders, designed to anchor the station and boost overall listenership. Pat Kenny's salary at Newstalk, which could never have been justified in its own right, is an example of that.

    Of course, the latter is not a sustainable long-term strategy, and it's worth bearing in mind that Nova is unprofitable; it always has been.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    Not so long ago, Nova's jingles used to boast something like "If you want to know what's happening in the Kardashians' lives, this isn't the station for you!"

    This morning, Colon & Loosey spent 5 minutes wittering on about the girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, who knows?) of the son of a footballer and a Spice Girl.

    SO, that's full circle, then, is it?


    Fúck Right Off, Colon & Loosey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Humphrey Menton


    I think you’re all underestimating btw......

    Doesn’t Hayes have some other role in there? An Executive/Managent position of some sort? That would add to the pot nicely one would imagine.

    I believe his official title is 'Director of Programming'. But yes, he basically calls the shots at the station.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I believe his official title is 'Director of Programming'. But yes, he basically calls the shots at the station.

    Well I think it’s fair to say that he’s handsomely rewarded for that, as well as providing an explanation as to how his own show has survived to date.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭Homer


    Well I think it’s fair to say that he’s handsomely rewarded for that, as well as providing an explanation as to how his own show has survived to date.

    Exactly why he is still there! Greg did an infinitely better job as music director or whatever the title is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Homer wrote: »
    Exactly why he is still there! Greg did an infinitely better job as music director or whatever the title is.

    Probably has to work out his notice...:p... .enjoying JC on sundays...;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,925 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Probably has to work out his notice...:p... .enjoying JC on sundays...;)

    Is JC on Sunday mornings?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Humphrey Menton


    Probably has to work out his notice...:p

    Is he leaving the station?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    Is he leaving the station?

    Well that would be the first I've heard of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Is he leaving the station?

    Yes...














    At some point...;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    "Hayes and Lucy inflected my local odeon cinema with a really cringey ad. Horrific."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    .." you know you're getting old when you think this show is good..."....:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭endofrainbow


    Colm: Paul McCartney's first wife Linda was a photographer, her name was Eastman

    Friday girl Rebecca: Oh I didn't know that....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Colm: Paul McCartney's first wife Linda was a photographer, her name was Eastman

    Friday girl Rebecca:... who's Paul McCartney ?....


    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭Homer


    "Hayes and Lucy inflected my local odeon cinema with a really cringey ad. Horrific."

    It really should come with a health warning at the start.. “This show will probably give you ear cancer and reduce your IQ so much you’ll have to dig for it”

    Could even get K-k-k-k-evin to read it in the voice of a simpleton? Wouldn’t be hard for him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Homer wrote: »
    It really should come with a health warning at the start.. “This show will probably give you ear cancer and reduce your IQ so much you’ll have to dig for it”

    Could even get K-k-k-k-evin to read it in the voice of a simpleton? Wouldn’t be hard for him.

    I'd say most of their listeners already have big shovels....as for Kev ,I saw him ball shopping recently.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,936 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    I heard them last week heartily endorsing some caller for keeping a large sum of money he found as a young lad, basically congratulating him on being a thief, all on the basis that the authorities probably would have pocketed it if he had been honest and handed it in anyway. Never again will they darken my dial. Such a pity Nova, you have lost the run of yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Complaint given to the BAI: REJECTED
    Complaint made by: Mr. Declan O’Hara Ref. No. 9/19
    Station:
    Programme:
    Date:
    Radio Nova
    The Colm & Lucy Breakfast Show
    25th January 2019
    1. Programme
    The Breakfast Show is a mix of music and light banter between the presenters. This programme is broadcast each weekday from 6 to 10am.
    2. Complaint Category
    Broadcasting Act 2009 - Section 48(1)(b) (harm & offence); the BAI Code of Programme Standards - Principle 3.
    3. Complaint Summary
    The complainant states that during a chat between two presenters, one presenter, who was standing in for one of the regular presenters, relayed a story about an incident in a play area involving her child and another child. The co-presenter stated that she grabbed and kicked one of the children. The complainant found this story contained harmful references and was unhappy that this story was aired.
    4. Broadcaster Responses
    The broadcaster states that the show is quite edgy and ‘tongue in cheek’ and states that the item in question was delivered in this manner. The actions referred to were of an exaggerated nature with the emphasis on entertainment rather than a real-life event. The broadcaster apologised for offending the complainant and stated that the content of the breakfast show is usually entertainment and should not be interpreted as serious.
    5. Executive Complaints Forum
    Reject (Unanimous)
    Having considered the broadcast and the submissions from the complainant and the broadcaster and having also had regard to the relevant legislation and Code, the Forum decided to reject the complaint. The Forum's views and reasons for the decision are set out below.
    The Forum noted the complaint was submitted under Principle 3 of the Code of Programme Standards. The Code requires broadcasters to take due care to ensure that audiences are not exposed to harmful content and must provide adequate information to audiences to allow them to make informed choices about what they listen to and watch. The Code acknowledges that, in enriching people’s lives through entertainment, information and other programming, broadcasters must be free to make programmes that may be provocative or deal with sensitive issues.
    35
    The Forum had regard to the concerns of the complainant in respect of comments made by one of the presenters during a discussion about children’s play centres. The Forum found it likely that some listeners may have found the comments offensive and, in this context, considered that the broadcaster could have exercised more care. However, the Forum noted that the comments were made in a light-hearted manner during a casual conversation between presenters, which is in keeping with the tone of the programme. In considering the type of programme and the channel, the Forum decided that audiences would likely expect this type of interaction and conversation between presenters. The Forum concluded that the comments, particularly in the context of the overall interaction, could not reasonably be considered as causing harm or encouraging people to imitate acts which are damaging to their health and safety.
    The Forum was of the view that the content of this programme was such that it did not infringe the requirements of the Code of Programme Standards. On this basis, the complaint was rejected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Are you surprised.?....its nova we're talking about..theres no point complaining..at this late stage anyways..;)

    Looks like the BAI are happy with talk of sh1t, farting, other bodily fluids, having sex in different places, Lucy getting wet etc..and all at school time....

    Do we assume that the "9/19" refers to the amount of nova complaints....?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,936 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    If I could find the date of the programme I'd actually make a complaint myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Orderofchaos


    It's absolute poo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    " Welcome to the new breakfast show on nova..Previously known as "Previously on the Colm and Lucy show"..."....

    ...
    Or..remember those Hayesy days of summer.....:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 937 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    "if you could make out with a celebrity who would it be?"


    How many times per show is show is she gonna say that,the utter moron?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭robo


    "if you could make out with a celebrity who would it be?"


    How many times per show is show is she gonna say that,the utter moron?

    Maybe they will keep doing this on the show until some poor listener finally texts in "Colm or Lucy...I'm not fussy" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    robo wrote: »
    Maybe they will keep doing this on the show until some poor listener finally texts in "Colm or Lucy...I'm not fussy" :D


    Lucy!!!..not even with yours mate........she'd never stop talking sh1te..you'd have to jam something in her gob, ....:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Did they mention Brendan Grace on the show today?


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