How many affairs are you currently having?

dhaughton99 · 28-06-2019 07:23PM

It’s hard enough to deal with one woman. Why torture yourself with others?

Potential-Monke · 28-06-2019 07:26PM

bear1 wrote: »

I'm cheating on both my hands with my girlfriend. Tis tough

I'm cheating on my right hand with my left hand, and I'm cheating on my left hand with Emma (Watson - Fleshlight) and I'm cheating on Emma with Emma (Stone - Fleshlight 2).

_blaaz · 28-06-2019 07:27PM

Are many here actively persueing potential affairs...or do ye find they just kinda happen

SEPT 23 1989 · 28-06-2019 07:30PM

Getting good regular sex from your partner helps avoid the hassle of affairs

_blaaz · 28-06-2019 07:41PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Getting good regular sex from your partner helps avoid the hassle of affairs

I do wonder this....know rakes of people who have affairs...irregardless of home life

But usually they dont want hassle of going home.after work sort of folks

SEPT 23 1989 · 28-06-2019 07:44PM

_blaaz wrote: »

I do wonder this....know rakes of people who have affairs...irregardless of home life

But usually they dont want hassle of going home.after work sort of folks

Your home life is definitely not right if you are looking elsewhere

deaglan1 · 28-06-2019 07:56PM

Two, nightly, identical twins, both blondes in black dresses.............nothing like a couple of pints of Guinness to keep you on the righteous path.

PokeHerKing · 28-06-2019 08:02PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote:

Your home life is definitely not right if you are looking elsewhere

Nothing beats a bit of out of town strange.

branie2 · 29-06-2019 09:50AM

None

ToddyDoody · 29-06-2019 10:15AM

None but know of neighbours who've had affairs and gone through separations over the years.

Two times it was the man, one other it was the woman.

Jenna James · 29-06-2019 12:58PM

I'm single so none. But I have had some playful messaging of late.. does that count?!

Trigger Happy · 29-06-2019 01:06PM

Jenna James wrote: »

I'm single so none. But I have had some playful messaging of late.. does that count?!

Only if you tell us more!

Jenna James · 29-06-2019 01:09PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Only if you tell us more!

Fun over the phone. NEVER thought I'd be one for that - must be desperate!!

Have had more fun than the last actual real human relationship

Outlaw Pete · 29-06-2019 01:17PM

Haven't sexted since the days of predictive text and that had its awkward moments.

Remember once sexting for hours and she kept asked me what I wanted to do her, and to tell me everything I'd ever fantasied about, then suddenly she stopped texting. After an hour or so she did finally text back and asked me did I really mean what I said. I didn't know what she meant so looked at my sent messages and seen that good old Nokia had changed the word 'lick' to 'kick'

FFred · 30-06-2019 03:55PM

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Haven't sexted since the days of predictive text and that had its awkward moments.

Remember once sexting for hours and she kept asked me what I wanted to do her, and to tell me everything I'd ever fantasied about, then suddenly she stopped texting. After an hour or so she did finally text back and asked me did I really mean what I said. I didn't know what she meant so looked at my sent messages and seen that good old Nokia had changed the word 'lick' to 'kick'

Brilliant..
She thought you wanted to kick her ass!

JohnnyFlash · 30-06-2019 04:51PM

All those lads going on group golfing holidays to Portugal are over there to ride hookers and cheat on the wife. Plenty of them ‘on the bag’ as well.

Not quite affairs, but cheating is extremely common in relationships.

Abba987 · 30-06-2019 05:02PM

Have you been cheated on ?

Outlaw Pete · 01-07-2019 12:24AM

FFred wrote: »

Brilliant..
She thought you wanted to kick her ass!

Close :P

01-07-2019 12:39AM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

All those lads going on group golfing holidays to Portugal are over there to ride hookers and cheat on the wife. Plenty of them ‘on the bag’ as well.

Not quite affairs, but cheating is extremely common in relationships.

i must know what 'on the bag' means

01-07-2019 01:11AM

Deleted User wrote: »

i must know what 'on the bag' means

Sleeping bags..they were kipping on the floor..

_blaaz · 03-07-2019 10:33AM

An Ould lad in work got caught rotten last night having an affair.....he's taking half day to try talk wife around

Deebles McBeebles · 03-07-2019 10:36AM

_blaaz wrote: »

An Ould lad in work got caught rotten last night having an affair.....he's taking half day to try talk wife around

Spending the other half with the mistress?

JohnnyFlash · 03-07-2019 10:49AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

i must know what 'on the bag' means

The old ‘sniff sniff’, Bolivian Marching Powder, The Devil’s Dandruff.

Irish lads over for golfing holidays in Portugal and Spain are mad for it.

How many affairs are you currently having?

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