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Milkshaking

  • 05-06-2019 04:26PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,555 ✭✭✭


    I think that the throwing of milkshake is analogous to the act of ejaculation, which is an inherently patriarchal act, anybody throwing milkshake is therefore enabling the patriarchy. #endthemilkshaking ✊


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Nice try, Louise.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Tommy-Robinson-milkshake-776412.jpg?r=5ccc0838f3a58


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Seanachai wrote: »
    I think that the throwing of milkshake is analogous to the act of ejaculation, which is an inherently patriarchal act, anybody throwing milkshake is therefore enabling the patriarchy. #endthemilkshaking ✊

    It's Obviously to bring all the boys to the yard....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Sometimes, some things are like other things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I think it brings all the boys to the yard....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Your Face wrote: »
    Sometimes, some things are like other things.

    and sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    Except for when it's a penis analogy obvs.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 335 ✭✭.Charlo


    phill106 wrote: »
    I think it brings all the soys to the yard....

    FYP


  • Posts: 3,270 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    what I find unbelievable in all of this is, just one bright/dull spark with an axe to grind throws half milk half drain cleaner and it's game over!! you should be charged with assault end of story if not just as a deterrent. regardless of anyones views, since when did throwing fluid become a cool up yours to the man!! hey guys lets go one further than eggs and throw milk shakes.. these dopes have no jobs I'll bet and fook all else in their lives.

    I saw one weapon protesting on UTV last night and after her horde through milkshake over some opposing protestor, she was asked if that was fair or appropriate! she told the guy she didn't have to justify anything to WHITE MEN!
    This fat beanbag was as white as said thrown shake and obviously as thick too!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 335 ✭✭.Charlo


    rusty cole wrote: »
    what I find unbelievable in all of this is, just one bright/dull spark with an axe to grind throws half milk half drain cleaner and it's game over!! you should be charged with assault end of story if not just as a deterrent. regardless of anyones views, since when did throwing fluid become a cool up yours to the man!! hey guys lets go one further than eggs and throw milk shakes.. these dopes have no jobs I'll bet and fook all else in their lives.

    I saw one weapon protesting on UTV last night and after her horde through milkshake over some opposing protestor, she was asked if that was fair or appropriate! she told the guy she didn't have to justify anything to WHITE MEN!
    This fat beanbag was as white as said thrown shake and obviously as thick too!!

    The bull huss that milkshaked the man in London yesterday was on Twitter apologising and begging for forgiveness today. Probably afraid she will lose her job with the NHS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    rusty cole wrote: »
    what I find unbelievable in all of this is, just one bright/dull spark with an axe to grind throws half milk half drain cleaner and it's game over!! you should be charged with assault end of story if not just as a deterrent. regardless of anyones views, since when did throwing fluid become a cool up yours to the man!! hey guys lets go one further than eggs and throw milk shakes.. these dopes have no jobs I'll bet and fook all else in their lives.

    I saw one weapon protesting on UTV last night and after her horde through milkshake over some opposing protestor, she was asked if that was fair or appropriate! she told the guy she didn't have to justify anything to WHITE MEN!
    This fat beanbag was as white as said thrown shake and obviously as thick too!!


    These types are damaged psychologically from bullying in their formative years.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Always had the impression that it brought all the boys to the yard.


  • Posts: 3,270 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [/B]

    These types are damaged psychologically from bullying in their formative years.

    I agree and so the bullied becomes the bully, like the victim can become the molester!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Seanachai wrote: »
    I think that the throwing of milkshake is analogous to the act of ejaculation, which is an inherently patriarchal act, anybody throwing milkshake is therefore enabling the patriarchy. #endthemilkshaking ✊

    If thrown by a woman does it enable the matriarchy?

    We both produce white liquid and so your post is part of the problem, sexist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,777 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Bill Gates was one for the first victims for "food attacks" back in 1998.
    Gates declined to press charges against the pranksters who said afterward they were motivated simply by mischief and not any particular grievance with Gates.

    bill_gates.jpg


    1998, simpler times.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,725 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    rusty cole wrote: »
    since when did throwing fluid become a cool up yours to the man!! hey guys lets go one further than eggs and throw milk shakes.. these dopes have no jobs I'll bet and fook all else in their lives.

    Well....throwing cream pie's was once a popular thing to do, but to be honest they were harder to carry and also harder to get into buildings with then say a milkshake


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I wonder is someone down there milkshaking the anti-trump crowd?
    I bet regular milk gives them gas, they mostly drink soy milk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    phill106 wrote: »
    I think it brings all the boys to the yard....

    Its nothing without the music.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 212 ✭✭leonffrench


    Its testing the waters on what they can get away with and what the public will accept. Once the public accept this act it will escalate to the next level...a punch in the face maybe....if that flies then what's next? If the tables were turned and it was right wing activists throwing milkshakes on left wing figures it would be labelled as terrorism


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    We won't know until someone finally milkshakes Corbyn


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    biko wrote: »
    We won't know until someone finally milkshakes Corbyn

    pleeeeeeeeeaaase oh pllleeease


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    The right have become more and more pathetic in recent years. People used to laugh this kind of thing off.

    https://www.rte.ie/archives/2017/0427/870805-michael-noonan-hit-by-pie/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    [/B]

    These types are damaged psychologically from bullying in their formative years.

    Not being able to get the ride at half two in Coppers is also a factor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    biko wrote: »
    We won't know until someone finally milkshakes Corbyn

    At least they won't be ruining an expensive suit.
    I've seen better dressed tramps to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The right have become more and more pathetic in recent years. People used to laugh this kind of thing off.

    https://www.rte.ie/archives/2017/0427/870805-michael-noonan-hit-by-pie/
    For Noonan and Gates it was pranks
    For Robinson it was thrown in malice, and the following political shakes too.

    Leftists, please stop weaponising everything


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Its testing the waters on what they can get away with and what the public will accept. Once the public accept this act it will escalate to the next level...a punch in the face maybe....if that flies then what's next? If the tables were turned and it was right wing activists throwing milkshakes on left wing figures it would be labelled as terrorism
    Bullshît if anything it's the complete opposite, a massive deescalation from when a right wing man actually murdered a Left wing politician


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Bullshît if anything it's the complete opposite, a massive deescalation from when a right wing man actually murdered a Left wing politician
    Or when a left wing man tried to murder a right wing politician recently.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    F*cking assh0les wasting perfectly good milkshakes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    biko wrote: »
    For Noonan and Gates it was pranks
    For Robinson it was thrown in malice, and the following political shakes too.

    Leftists, please stop weaponising everything

    These snowflakes need to suck it up and bring an extra suit with them. I'd actually love it (love it) if Donald Trump got hit - not because I have any particular issue with him (he's only slightly more terrible than his more polished predecessors), but because of the inevitable whining from all the bootlickers on here. Poor Mister President, Sir.

    I'd love it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'd actually love it (love it) if Donald Trump got hit
    Oh oh, you just ended up on a no-fly list. Hope you don't plan to go to America any time soon.


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