Descriptions that make you think twice about people

Ipso wrote: »

Social Media coordinator, basically setting up fake twitter accounts.

Basically, that is a job that can be a real job, or a fake job for a bullshyter. When it's a real job, they can be the person hammering away at driving buisness, and there can be bullshyt involved. I have a friend and she worked for a group that own's nightclubs, and runs music festivals. One of the requirements for the job was that she had about 700 hundred face book friends. While she worked for them. Someone else took over her facebook account, and posted messages promoting the clubs events, pretending to be her. And this went on until they started promoting Wolf of Wall Street parties, which she got really upset about.

The social media companies are very hard to trick these days, if they think you're trying to get free advertising space they'll block you.

Atheist.

Candie wrote: »

"Graduate of the University of Life"

"Graduate of The Real World"

School of Hard Knocks alumnus

Barista

Sorry mate you make coffee.. hot water and some beans and shake it up a bit .. it’s coffee..actually the machine does most of the work, on the whole you hold a cup under some water..

Anyone that went to the school of hard knocks

People who reinvent themselves

Counsellor, all types incl county

He’s a healthy eater.


Usually said by proud mother in relation to her massively overweight child.

Deja Boo wrote: »

sure, and "don't take this the wrong way"...brace yourself for a self righteous person who is about to insult you and tells you how to take it! (that takes some cajones imo)

"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"...Usually asked by someone who is going to ask you something way over personal, thinking that there's some rule in the Geneva convention stating you have to answer it...I always reply "Yes, I do mind if you ask a personal question?", it stumps them.

"Don't take this the wrong way..." this is usually uttered by a Kunt who's picked their moment carefully to cause maximum offense....I need some snappy response that wrong foots them, like "You bet I will take it the wrong way".

"Known to the gardai"

micky jammy delahunty wrote: »

"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"...Usually asked by someone who is going to ask you something way over personal, thinking that there's some rule in the Geneva convention stating you have to answer it...I always reply "Yes, I do mind if you ask a personal question?", it stumps them.

"Don't take this the wrong way..." this is usually uttered by a Kunt who's picked their moment carefully to cause maximum offense....I need some snappy
response that wrong foots them, like "You bet I will take it the wrong way".

"Are you implying I don't take things the right way?"
"Sure, doesn't everyone appreciate unsolicited advice from the morally superior?"
"As long as I can return the favour" (then see how wrong they take your advice)

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Anarchist.

Feminist -from millennial men looking to appear woke. F$uck off you transparent creeps.