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How BOARDS "smells" as a social media site.

  • 19-05-2019 07:06PM
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    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭


    The food section will smell quite culinary.
    The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
    The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
    What smells does boards evoke for you?
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭theguzman


    The food section will smell quite culinary.
    The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
    The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
    What smells does boards evoke for you?

    Pig Slurry from a Cavan farmer spreading it on a wet day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Chem trails


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    The food section will smell quite culinary.
    The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
    The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
    What smells does boards evoke for you?

    There's a bang of want off this thread....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    giphy.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    A strong waft of wankery would be the most prominent.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,295 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Smell of awful bullshìt from AH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Smell of benji?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,415 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    The food section will smell quite culinary.
    The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
    The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
    What smells does boards evoke for you?

    In actual fact that's the smell of a build-up of smegma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,403 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Aristocratic clunge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Beardy McWeedy with a whole bang of vegan liberal nonsense and the hint of collective shaming.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.

    Lovely little village Cogne, but I dont remember any particular odour from it, expensive or otherwise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Ass


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,064 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Dunno. Haven't been able to smell anything ever since I got kicked in the face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Like a slightly sweaty Metallica T-shirt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Like a sweet and sour curry...
    The sweet smell of smug virtue signalling, punctuated by the peppery aroma of the bitter keyboard warrior.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Like the jacks after Johnny Flash has paid his morning visit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    After Hours smells like the nicotine-stained fingers of a 52-year-old taxi driver who drives a Skoda Octavia, reads the Evening Herald, listens to 4FM, enjoys a few pints of Smithwicks every night and doesn't think it's necessary to wash his hands after going to the toilet unless they actually come into direct contact with urine or fecal matter. The radio forum smells similar, but he has a tricolour on the back of the Octavia, to subtly let potential passengers know that he's not a foreigner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    After Hours smells like the nicotine-stained fingers of a 52-year-old taxi driver who drives a Skoda Octavia, reads the Evening Herald, listens to 4FM, enjoys a few pints of Smithwicks every night and doesn't think it's necessary to wash his hands after going to the toilet unless they actually come into direct contact with urine or fecal matter. The radio forum smells similar, but he has a tricolour on the back of the Octavia, to subtly let potential passengers know that he's not a foreigner.

    Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

    Posters like you, who take everything so seriously, are the absolute ruination of After Hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

    Inclusivity.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    It needs a bath.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    The Gentlemen's Club - Brut
    Oulwans 'n' Oulfellas - Stale cabbage and wee
    Louth - Laundered diesel
    Wexford - Strawberries
    Donegal - A 2004 black Volkswagen Passat with an Irish reg and a yellow rear plate, being driven too quickly by a teenage boy on his dad's insurance
    Dublin - Heroin
    Farming - Cow shit
    Talk to: Eircom - Bull shit
    Sheep - Sheep


  • Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No ordinary Stink Bomb thread of mine so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭FFred


    That fcucking etiquette/shiite thread smells like irritable bowel syndrome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Smells of elderberries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    Smells of almonds....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭98q76e12hrflnk


    Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

    Some people dont know how else to spend their day so post here for attention.


  • Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Something's rotten in this online site alright.



    Know anyone who picks up roadkill to cook and eat? Documented on YouTube vids too.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    It smells like leather bound books and a rich mahogany.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    It reeks of putinfaction


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