Having some indoor cats automatically drops life's difficulty level down by one notch

19-05-2019 09:33AM #1

Hungover? Open the door and let them in to cuddle.
Watching a movie? Get them up for a cuddle.
Doing literally anything? Cuddle.

I fought this for years but my gf finally won. Now we've three and I want more.

amcalester · 19-05-2019 09:34AM

Fair bang of piss off them though.

Fr_Dougal · 19-05-2019 09:42AM

Yeah cats are great, you don’t even have to look after them or clean up after them. Open the door, let them **** in the neighbours garden or in the park. Go away on holidays and chances are someone else will feed them.

ancapailldorcha · 19-05-2019 09:50AM

Cats are really are woefully underrated. They basically look after themselves as well.

Nothing in the world as relaxing as a purring, contented kitty.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 19-05-2019 09:54AM

A couple of people I know have them in the house and the place stinks of them. The owners don't notice and tell you the cats use the litter trays and are very clean but the place stinks. Then the cats walk over tables and work surfaces - no thank you. In addition, the cats go on a wander around the neighbourhood: killing birds, fouling other people's gardens - again no thanks.

Balanadan · 19-05-2019 09:58AM

Filthy animals

ancapailldorcha · 19-05-2019 09:58AM

Alf Veedersane · 19-05-2019 09:59AM

Cats will fu*k you over if a better offer comes along.

'Connive' is derived from the Latin word for 'cat'. The QED was provided by Macavity.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 19-05-2019 10:11AM

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

'Connive' is derived from the Latin word for 'cat'. The QED was provided by Macavity.

If only that were true.

JustAThought · 19-05-2019 10:24AM

There is some scientifically proven fact about the purr of cats & its frequency & how it hasbeen proven to speed up and aid physical healing.

Youcan't beat the warm glow a purring cat gives : )

If only they were loyal and obedient!!

My neighbours cat often climbs in the window to sit on the couch at the radiator snd purr - always quite makes my day.

Spanish Eyes · 19-05-2019 10:49AM

Dogs have masters, cats have maids.

Roger Hassenforder · 19-05-2019 10:54AM

They're cnuts. The lot of them. Even my fcuker

ToddyDoody · 19-05-2019 06:38PM

Ever say to your cat 'are you comfortable enough?' (cause I'd hate to think that he wasn't)

Gimme A Pound · 19-05-2019 07:06PM

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

Cats are really are woefully underrated.

Are they though? The internet goes absolutely nuts for them.

Akrasia · 19-05-2019 07:12PM

Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair.
Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.
Open drawer, empty shoe, anybody's lap will do.
Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks.
Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere.

(Eleanor Farjeon (1881 - 1965))

Church on Tuesday · 19-05-2019 07:21PM

The ancient Egyptians worshiped them.

They'd have a field day if YouTube was around back then, nothing would have got done.

BeerWolf · 19-05-2019 07:23PM

And then your sister's autistic son kills one of your kittens... :mad:

Atoms for Peace · 19-05-2019 07:44PM

They carry Toxoplasmosis, which is now under scrutiny as a possible cause of mental illness in adults, so called crazy cat women syndrome.
There are also theories that it makes people more amenable to cats and rodents easier to catch.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 19-05-2019 07:51PM

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

They carry Toxoplasmosis, which is now under scrutiny as a possible cause of mental illness in adults, so called crazy cat women syndrome.
There are also theories that it makes people more amenable to cats and rodents easier to catch.

And causes Migraine & ME type systems in people with weakened immune systems.

Having some indoor cats automatically drops life's difficulty level down by one notch

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