In Soviet Russia

MonkieSocks · 2019-02-19 21:41:21

It took ten years to get a car in the Soviet Union, you put your money down and wait ten years. Soviet man goes to dealer in the Soviet Union. Soviet man " here is my deposit" Dealer " thank you, here is your receipt, see you in ten years" Soviet man "am or pm? Dealer " what difference will it make" Soviet man " I have a…

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MonkieSocks

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It took ten years to get a car in the Soviet Union, you put your money down and wait ten years.

Soviet man goes to dealer in the Soviet Union.

Soviet man " here is my deposit"

Dealer " thank you, here is your receipt, see you in ten years"

Soviet man "am or pm?

Dealer " what difference will it make"

Soviet man " I have a plumber coming on the morning"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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#2 03-05-2019 07:39AM

matiasbloom

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actually it didn't take 10 years

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