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Learning ninjitsu in Ireland

  • 04-04-2019 10:56AM
    #1
    marieholmfan
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    Hi there is there anywhere that one can learn ninjitsu in Ireland (ideally in the north west but would be willing to relocate within ireland for a time).


    I often see job adverts that mention ninjas and would like to aquire this useful skill.


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  • #2
    DrumSteve
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    You will no doubt find the info you need right here


  • #3
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I can be your sensei.


  • #4
    marieholmfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭marieholmfan


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I can be your sensei.
    Thanks so much boom bap!
    A distance learning approach would be IDEAL.


    What's the first lesson?


  • #5
    Boom_Bap
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    marieholmfan wrote: »
    Thanks so much boom bap!
    A distance learning approach would be IDEAL.


    What's the first lesson?


    Find me.


  • #6
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    Hi there is there anywhere that one can learn ninjitsu in Ireland ( ideally in the north west but would be willing to relocate within ireland for a time).


    I often see job adverts that mention ninjas and would like to aquire this useful skill.

    I'd send Andy from Sligo a pm.


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  • #7
    pxdf9i5cmoavkz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    Sounds like someone who has watched too many episodes of Naruto


  • #8
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUBwXXbe1I


  • #9
    jimgoose
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    http://www.genbukan.ie/index.html

    <Drops smokebomb and backward-somersaults out of thread>


  • #10
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    Hi there is there anywhere that one can learn ninjitsu in Ireland (ideally in the north west but would be willing to relocate within ireland for a time).


    I often see job adverts that mention ninjas and would like to aquire this useful skill.

    This dude knows karate. I know it's not the same as ninjitsu but he might be able to sort you out. :D:D

    wFxEbGm.png


  • #11
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    This dude knows karate. I know it's not the same as ninjitsu but he might be able to sort you out. :D:D...

    This character is one serious muh-fuh'n Ninja muh-fuh'r. :cool:


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  • #12
    B0jangles
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    Description: major ninja highjinks -every time you think it's hit peak ninja, it gets even ninja-ier


  • #13
    Esel
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    Not Your Ornery Onager


    This is a classic read:

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

    Not your ornery onager



  • #14
    ohnonotgmail
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    Esel wrote: »
    This is a classic read:

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

    Jeez i remember reading that at the time. Absolutely hilarious.


  • #15
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    https://www.theonion.com/disgruntled-ninja-silently-kills-12-co-workers-1819565345


  • #16
    Esel
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    Not Your Ornery Onager


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    Jeez i remember reading that at the time. Absolutely hilarious.
    The original entire thread was brilliant! Ninja boots ftw :)

    Not your ornery onager



  • #17
    Pinch Flat
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    The one rule about ninjitsu club is that no one speaks about ninjitsu club


  • #18
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I can be your sensei.

    Are you a giant rat/human mutant who lives in the sewers?


  • #19
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'm a ninja, on the dance floor


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OlTmTfWXsY


  • #20
    BeerWolf
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    480c268dbcfe0d47598bb7126e58134293e084a6_hq.gif


  • #21
    Boom_Bap
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    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Are you a giant rat/human mutant who lives in the sewers?

    Sensei never reveals true identity grasshopper.


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  • #22
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 686 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    I know a few lads who can teach traditional nicknacksu, they are highly trained in the art of bare knuckle combat, slash hook fighting and removing opponents' goods in seconds.


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