If you had to chosen another nationality what would it be & why?

cannotlogin · 23-03-2019 08:57PM #1

I'm Irish but if I had to chose another nationality I think I'd like to be Icelandic.

Nice country, straightforward, hardworking people, fairly liberal in terms of same sex marraige, free modern society etc.

Oh ya and the soccer team is a pretty cool one to support!

mojesius · 23-03-2019 09:03PM

Probably Dutch. They're a bit of craic but get **** done at the same time.

odyssey06 · 23-03-2019 09:04PM

Canadian, eh?

Signore Fancy Pants · 23-03-2019 09:04PM

Swiss because Switzerland is awesome.

OldMrBrennan83 · 23-03-2019 09:05PM

German.

Pronto63 · 23-03-2019 09:16PM

French

Love the food, wine, women and weather (down south).

Most of all I love the accent. Find myself fancying French guys just for the accent!!

judeboy101 · 23-03-2019 09:17PM

Rhodesian

corner of hells · 23-03-2019 09:22PM

Inuit , they have penguins as pets.

Gonad · 23-03-2019 09:24PM

Dutch

pennsylvania dutch

blade1 · 23-03-2019 09:27PM

English.
So when I die there'd be one less of the båstards!!

:pac:

One eyed Jack · 23-03-2019 09:28PM

Brazilian - “Catholics who know how to throw a party” is almost a contradiction in terms

Berserker · 23-03-2019 09:30PM

I'm British but if I had to chose, I'd go for Canadian. Cracking bunch of people and a beautiful country.

RMAOK · 23-03-2019 09:31PM

North Korean.

Because north Korea is best Korea

Duckworth_Luas · 23-03-2019 09:32PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Inuit , they have penguins as pets.

So much wrong with this!

Eskimos, as they prefer to be known, do not keep penguins as pets. They use them as fuel due to their high combustibility.

In fact 9/10 igloos being burned down are due to penguin fires being left unattended.

honeybear · 23-03-2019 09:34PM

Danish

corner of hells · 23-03-2019 09:38PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

So much wrong with this!

Eskimos, as they prefer to be known, do not keep penguins as pets. They use them as fuel due to their high combustibility.

In fact 9/10 igloos being burned down are due to penguin fires being left unattended.

Have you ever tried to set a penguin on fire ?

IrishLad90 · 23-03-2019 09:40PM

This thread has taken a turn..
I'm kinda liking it

Abel Ruiz · 23-03-2019 09:42PM

United states! Seems like a good laugh

antodeco · 23-03-2019 09:42PM

Pronto63 wrote: »

Love the women (down south).

Ugh! TMI

antodeco · 23-03-2019 09:42PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Have you ever tried to set a penguin on fire ?

The chocolate goes everywhere

Duckworth_Luas · 23-03-2019 09:43PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Have you ever tried to set a penguin on fire ?

I'm not an Eskimo with easy access to herds of penguins. By all the accounts I read by people called Nanuck, and the like, they are nature's firelighters.

Grueller · 23-03-2019 09:44PM

Another for Dutch. Super craic and really efficient. Like Germans but without the superiority complex and with a sense of humour.

Mr.Maroon · 23-03-2019 09:44PM

German.
I always have good craic when I'm over there.

q85dw7osi4lebg · 23-03-2019 09:44PM

Chinese, a great bunch of lads.

Alun · 23-03-2019 09:46PM

blade1 wrote: »

English.
So when I die there'd be one less of the båstards!! :pac:

English isn't a nationality though.

Wildsurfer · 23-03-2019 09:47PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

corner of hells wrote: »

Inuit , they have penguins as pets.

So much wrong with this!

Eskimos, as they prefer to be known, do not keep penguins as pets. They use them as fuel due to their high combustibility.

In fact 9/10 igloos being burned down are due to penguin fires being left unattended.

Would the melting ice not quench the fire...

Boggles · 23-03-2019 09:48PM

Alun wrote: »

English isn't a nationality though.

I'm pretty sure it is.

Zorya · 23-03-2019 09:49PM

For looks, Persian.
For interesting lifestyle, Tibetan or Mongolian shaman/nomad.
For height, Dutch.
For brain power, Korean.
For inscrutability, Balkan.
For speed, Kenyan.
For longevity, Hunza.

I would be a combined super human.

Alun · 23-03-2019 09:50PM

Boggles wrote: »

I'm pretty sure it is.

I'm 100% sure it isn't. Find me a picture of an English passport and I might believe you.

Duckworth_Luas · 23-03-2019 09:51PM

Wildsurfer wrote: »

Would the melting ice not quench the fire...

Global warming has meant that it's now too expensive to make igloos from ice. Instead they have to use petrol soaked plastic boxes, the ones that were previously used to ship dynamite.

Yester · 23-03-2019 09:56PM

Merica! To live the dream.

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