What would be a terrible gig for you to attend?

NIMAN · 23-02-2019 07:28PM #1

Say someone bought you a ticket for a gig in the coming year, what one would make your heart drop to have to attend?

For me it would have to be Mumford & Sons.

Heard the advert the last few days and couldn't think of a worse one.

Never liked them at all, and didn't seem to have too many hits when they were at their peak. I would imagine the show would be packed with hipsters and beards.

Arne_Saknussem · 23-02-2019 07:29PM

Picture This

weemcd · 23-02-2019 07:33PM

Cardi B.

I would rather tear my fúcking ears off.

Rubberchikken · 23-02-2019 07:36PM

any irish musician(s), and that includes U2.
any rap artist, and i use the word loosely.

ConcertKing · 23-02-2019 07:36PM

Jenny Greene!!!!

El Tarangu · 23-02-2019 07:59PM

Rubberchikken wrote: »

any irish musician(s), and that includes U2.
any rap artist, and i use the word loosely.

Any and every Irish musician, across all genres?

mojesius · 23-02-2019 08:02PM

Celine Dion

Chocolate · 23-02-2019 08:03PM

My funeral

Synode · 23-02-2019 08:03PM

Gavin James. Go for your cigarette break and stfu warbling

brevity · 23-02-2019 08:03PM

Nathan Carter

norabattie · 23-02-2019 08:06PM

Bros! Live at the Marquee. My sister wants me to go

Conor Bourke · 23-02-2019 08:15PM

Pretty much everything already mentioned (with the exception of Queen Celine)

Also Kodaline. This tweet was bang on the money

https://mobile.twitter.com/rummhammm/status/751765312236904448?lang=en

Yester · 23-02-2019 08:18PM

Harry Hill.

Edit: Sorry , I thought this was AH. Harry Hill though, the thought of having to listen to him for any length of time. I shudder.

Ricosruffneck · 23-02-2019 08:28PM

Like i'm not going to be buying a ticket to see Little mix

So i'll name people that could pop up at festivals that i'd actively avoid

Gavin James,

Stormzy

Florence & The Machine

Kodaline

Stovepipe · 23-02-2019 08:40PM

Synode wrote: »

Gavin James. Go for your cigarette break and stfu warbling

true...grossly overrated........any Country and western act that has originated in Ireland.

Peter File · 23-02-2019 08:44PM

Noel or Liam Gallagher

Ricosruffneck · 23-02-2019 08:46PM

Rubberbandits.. Or anyone else that wants to preach their supposed moral superiority.

Sorry about that · 23-02-2019 08:46PM

Glen Hansard,

Ricosruffneck · 23-02-2019 08:49PM

Sorry about that wrote: »

Glen Hansard,

Do you like the Frames though?

Ricosruffneck · 23-02-2019 08:50PM

Black eyed peas

Satta Massagana · 23-02-2019 08:53PM

Mariah Carey. Westlife.
Loads more. Too much sh1t to list.

UB40 & Bon Jovi as well. Seen both a few times in the 90s when they were good.

Sorry about that · 23-02-2019 08:53PM

Ricosruffneck wrote: »

Do you like the Frames though?

No.

Ursus Horribilis · 23-02-2019 08:56PM

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nicki Minaj
Mariah Carey
Michael Buble

Happy4all · 23-02-2019 08:59PM

Jess Glynne

TheRiverman · 23-02-2019 09:00PM

Nathan Carter.

twowheelsonly · 23-02-2019 09:30PM

Rubberchikken wrote: »

any irish musician(s), and that includes U2.
any rap artist, and i use the word loosely.

That's just sad. You write off a whole nationality and a whole genre ?
I'd like to know what this is based on, presuming that you haven't heard every single Irish musician or every Rapper.

It's a bit like saying I wouldn't go to see any band that has drums or any singer that's blonde.