Burglarry

I woke up in the middle of the night, to go for a pee, and noticed a guy who looked like a cream cracker sneaking through my neighbour’s garden.

Suddenly my neighbour ( Larry) emerged from the shadows, and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.

He then dug a grave, put the body in, and covered it.

Astonished, I got back into bed, my wife said, “You’re shaking, what is it?”

“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen”, I said,


“that fooker next door has still got my bleddin shovel!”