Computer/IT illiteracy in the workplace

Steve · 28-01-2019 05:57PM

Had a call from a nice man with an odd accent recently that told me I had an infection.

He said I had to open a new window and write an address in it so he could help me. So I did. Several times but it didn't seem to work.

After an hour of fruitless engagement, and he again said open a new window, I had to tell him they were all open and I was now freezing as the wind was howling through the house... besides, the post-it notes that I wrote the address on kept falling off....

When he said he meant 'on the computer' and I replied 'I don't have a computer' he seemed to get a bit annoyed and hung up...

Pity, seemed like a nice helpful man.

EdgeCase · 28-01-2019 05:57PM

A former boss of mine actually said this:

"Oh! You get your emails on your computer?"

They were used to their emails being placed in front of them by a PA in printed form along with a cup of tea and a nice choccie biscuit and a pen.

Their responses were done by dictating into a dictafone and were then emailed by a secretary.

Ficheall · 28-01-2019 05:59PM

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

About a year ago. My Dad is 65 and he is currently learning how to speak French. Yes its easier when you are younger but there is no excuse for not knowing how to use word. none.

Fair play to him. And agreed, it's always possible to learn, but sometimes peoples' circumstances do make things more difficult.

I don't use Word, fwiw. Hate it.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 28-01-2019 06:00PM

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

I think a lot of it is laziness to be honest. You can ask somebody else to do it for you because you are too lazy to even use google to try something new when they can sit there are moan and be helpless.

People get nervous, they're terrified of making a mistake and embarrassing themselves.

The thought of googling for help wouldn't even enter their minds.

turdball · 28-01-2019 06:01PM

My laptop keeps freezing and not working right for the last two weeks.

I check uptime of users Laptop, 140 days with a ton of Windows updates waiting.

A lot of users now know to reboot their machines before contacting IT

PARlance · 28-01-2019 06:02PM

The Tetrarch wrote: »

About 20 years ago I got a call in work from the head of Finance and IT who was based at a different location.
An employee had gone home suddenly and had left his PC on and unattended.
He wanted to know how to turn the PC off. I asked what was on the screen, then told him to press Enter.
What's that? I said press the key with Enter printed on it, or the big key on the right of the keyboard with an arrow on it. He wasn't getting it.
Do you see the line of keys starting with an A, S, D, F ? Yes. Keep going right until you get to L then right of that you will see a bigger key. Press that.

The around the side and backwards button.

AlmightyCushion · 28-01-2019 06:03PM

FTA69 wrote: »

I’m 31 and rubbish at computers. I can use basic Word to write a letter but can’t use Publisher or any of that. I wouldn’t be able to do a CV really to any standard. Thankfully for work I’ve had set templates made for me that I can just enter text into. Haven’t a clue about Excel. 95% of computer terminology etc I don’t understand.

I only got a computer in the house at around 16, ironically being on boards is what allowed me to learn to type, albeit not in the correct manner. Even then I didn’t use it to a huge degree. Outside of google searching and message boards and Facebook I’m lost, I can barely work my emails. At the end of the day how was I supposed to learn? We’d one computer class a week and it was hopeless. After leaving school I worked in manual jobs where it was totally unnecessary. I didn’t go know near a PC in a job until I was 26 odd.

There’s a smug c*nt in my office who’s constantly shaking his head at me and tutting at me about my lack of ability but he had the luxury of being middle class, having proper computer training and working in an office job. It’s all well and good gloating at people who are rubbish at computers, but many people never had an opportunity to learn.

Googling things and a bit of patience will get you very far. For example, like you, if I wanted to do up a CV using Word from scratch it would look shíte. So, I just Google CV templates and go through link after link until I find one I like (I think Word has some built in now) and then edit it. I have a degree in IT and work in IT and I Google shít all the time. The amount of times I fix problems for people who insist they are rubbish at computers by just googling the exact same thing they said to me and reading the first link.

davo2001 · 28-01-2019 06:05PM

The Tetrarch wrote: »

What's that? I said press the key with Enter printed on it, or the big key on the right of the keyboard with an arrow on it. He wasn't getting it.
Do you see the line of keys starting with an A, S, D, F ? Yes. Keep going right until you get to L then right of that you will see a bigger key. Press that.

You mean the ";" key :pac:

ohnonotgmail · 28-01-2019 06:09PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Googling things and a bit of patience will get you very far. For example, like you, if I wanted to do up a CV using Word from scratch it would look shíte. So, I just Google CV templates and go through link after link until I find one I like (I think Word has some built in now) and then edit it. I have a degree in IT and work in IT and I Google shít all the time. The amount of times I fix problems for people who insist they are rubbish at computers by just googling the exact same thing they said to me and reading the first link.

yeah but googling is a skill in itself. and then there is the problem of them not being able to understand the results if they do manage to use the correct search terms.

EdgeCase · 28-01-2019 06:10PM

One of the biggest issues I found is a cohort of people who want to be given a sequence of key stokes or mouse clicks that will always achieve a particular result. They don't actually interact with or look at what the UI is saying. Instead they just go through a sequence of steps.

I've found they're often people who first encountered old DOS PCs and never really understood the concept of interacting with the machine.

When anything deviates from their sequence of steps they panic.

I've had people ask me to write down how iOS works...

ShaneC93 · 28-01-2019 06:12PM

Back in 2015, I had to teach the new Head of Finance at a company once to use the basic Excel/Google Sheets functions. They didn't even know how to format numbers or use =SUM()..

It was in doing that training that I saw he kept looking down and writing in a notepad and upon asking what he was doing I found out that this guy aged in his 40s hired for an exec role didn't know how to copy & paste.. He would write down a number from one sheet onto a page and then switch to another sheet and type it out from what he'd written down.

Again, this guy was in charge of payroll and accounting for this 50-person company!!

Agricola · 28-01-2019 06:14PM

A lot of people are just technology illiterate. It's extends beyond using their computers in their office. It's goes to basic use and maintenance of tablets, phones, printers, even bloody digital microwaves can stump people.

I had an uncle who graduated from Oxford and spent a good many years as a business/IT consultant. The amount of time I spent walking him through the most basic of tasks on his windows pc was ridiculous. It appears to be just like a foreign language that they have no interest or intention in learning.

Gazzmonkey · 28-01-2019 06:14PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Loads of people were brought up in homes without computers and schools were useless for yrs at teaching IT skills.

'Computers' was a once a week doss class in my secondary school. 2001-2007.

This next generation are already ten times as tech savy as the last.

I have a 15 yr old lad at home who knows everything about how to use Android OS, Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp etc, even knows to use a VPN app to get around the firewall at school. But he nor his friends have a clue how use an actual computer or send an email or use any form of office or productivity software.

Tech savvy? I'm not convinced yet.

Stone Deaf 4evr · 28-01-2019 06:29PM

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

About a year ago. My Dad is 65 and he is currently learning how to speak French. Yes its easier when you are younger but there is no excuse for not knowing how to use word. none.

things dont get difficult to learn as you get older, if anything, you're more likely to apply yourself to it as its something you really want to do, rather than begrudgingly being in some class in school with 30 other disinterested heads.

Paddy Cow · 28-01-2019 06:31PM

FTA69 wrote: »

I’m 31 and rubbish at computers. I can use basic Word to write a letter but can’t use Publisher or any of that. I wouldn’t be able to do a CV really to any standard. Thankfully for work I’ve had set templates made for me that I can just enter text into. Haven’t a clue about Excel. 95% of computer terminology etc I don’t understand.

I only got a computer in the house at around 16, ironically being on boards is what allowed me to learn to type, albeit not in the correct manner. Even then I didn’t use it to a huge degree. Outside of google searching and message boards and Facebook I’m lost, I can barely work my emails. At the end of the day how was I supposed to learn? We’d one computer class a week and it was hopeless. After leaving school I worked in manual jobs where it was totally unnecessary. I didn’t go know near a PC in a job until I was 26 odd.

There’s a smug c*nt in my office who’s constantly shaking his head at me and tutting at me about my lack of ability but he had the luxury of being middle class, having proper computer training and working in an office job. It’s all well and good gloating at people who are rubbish at computers, but many people never had an opportunity to learn.

I used to be computer illiterate. I mean, embarrassingly bad. We didn't have a computer growing up. I remember me and my friend trying to do her CV on a college computer. We couldn't understand why red squiggly lines kept appearing under some words. We didn't know they were spelling/grammar indicators and thought they would appear on the CV when printed. In the end we gave up and she brought her CV to a printing company

I moved to London at 21 and my sister said I could use her computer to send emails while she was at work. I turned on the computer and it wouldn't work. I rang her and she asked me had I turned it on and I was like "ya, I'm not completely thick". Turned out I was only turning on the monitor and not the hard drive

:o

I'm not relatively ok and one thing I've learned, is that if you can't do something, there's a YouTube tutorial for everything

Masala · 28-01-2019 06:31PM

And don’t get us started on their comprehension of cables etc?? Can’t get the mouse to work..... could be batteries!!!! Printer won’t print.... cos power unplugged so cleaner could use the Hoover!!!

DopeTech · 28-01-2019 06:34PM

My office is full of them. People who use applications day in day out and when asked the most basic of questions about them you get met with a blank stare.

A common enough one is "I'm missing my mapped drives".

Have you clicked the expand arrow beside "This PC"? Or clicked on it?

Person : "Ah there they are".

Paddy Cow · 28-01-2019 06:34PM

A few years ago I worked for a B&B. After I left, I got a call from one of them who was in his 30's, demanding that I delete gmail from my laptop. It took me a few minutes to realise that he didn't want me accessing their emails anymore. Fair enough. I had to explain that I couldn't delete gmail and he'd have to change his password. I had to talk him through how to do it and at the end I don't think he was convinced that I couldn't access their email anymore :rolleyes:

DEFTLEFTHAND · 28-01-2019 06:40PM

We'd a massive system failure the day we broke for xmas and I had to get out a fax machine to send stuff down to Limerick.

Couldn't get my head around it for love nor money until a kind 45 yr old showed me the way.

We all meed help at times.

FTA69 · 28-01-2019 06:50PM

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

You have an opportunity to learn now. Don’t blame your class for your laziness.

I haven’t blamed anybody, I said that particular circumstances in someone’s life can lead to people having less skills in some departments and there’s no point in gloating at people about it. What if someone couldn’t fix a car? Or plaster a wall? Or speak a second language? Or fit a floor? Would you then deem them lazy for not having learned these skills?

Or would you recognise the fact that people have different skillsets and that’s the way things are?

Paddy Cow · 28-01-2019 06:51PM

Masala wrote: »

And don’t get us started on their comprehension of cables etc?? Can’t get the mouse to work..... could be batteries!!!! Printer won’t print.... cos power unplugged so cleaner could use the Hoover!!!

Printers/photocopiers are the worst. It's definitely a case of laziness, rather than a lack of comprehension. I always changed the printer cartridge or unjammed it when I worked in an office. I didn't do a printer course. I simply followed the instructions on the ink cartridge or photocopier. Other people just couldn't be arsed though.

AllForIt · 28-01-2019 06:58PM

The OP makes a good point about those who don't get the 'search' function. The idea of manually looking for files or whatever is really quite funny. But I bet they know how to use Google.

PingTing comes for Fire · 28-01-2019 07:14PM

The Tetrarch wrote: »

About 20 years ago I got a call in work from the head of Finance and IT who was based at a different location.
An employee had gone home suddenly and had left his PC on and unattended.
He wanted to know how to turn the PC off. I asked what was on the screen, then told him to press Enter.
What's that? I said press the key with Enter printed on it, or the big key on the right of the keyboard with an arrow on it. He wasn't getting it.
Do you see the line of keys starting with an A, S, D, F ? Yes. Keep going right until you get to L then right of that you will see a bigger key. Press that.

That's the return key.

triggermortis · 28-01-2019 07:54PM

Computers aren't really a problem, but have you been somewhere and tried to use an unfamiliar microwave?? Now there's a puzzle...

The Tetrarch · 28-01-2019 07:59PM

PingTing comes for Fire wrote: »

That's the return key.

Thanks. I have five PC keyboards. Four have Enter on that key, one is blank probably because all the keys are blank.

Feisar · 28-01-2019 08:11PM

Printers can be the devil.

I work in construction and can be on various sites during the week. Printers seem to work when it suits them. I installed the drivers last week, what's the dealeo this week?

v638sg7k1a92bx · 28-01-2019 08:19PM

Gazzmonkey wrote: »

I have a 15 yr old lad at home who knows everything about how to use Android OS, Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp etc, even knows to use a VPN app to get around the firewall at school. But he nor his friends have a clue how use an actual computer or send an email or use any form of office or productivity software.

Tech savvy? I'm not convinced yet.

Exactly, we keep hearing about how tech saavy the new generation is, Total nonsense, they know how to turn on a smartphone but they expect the software to do everything for them. I see it with school leavers entering the work force and it drives me crazy, as soon as they see an error or a prompt they have to ask a question as to what to do. A prompt will come up on the screen "continue" or "cancel" they turn around and ask "what should I do?" how about read what's on the ****ing screen!

28-01-2019 08:22PM

Layer 8 of the OSI model

Its always the hardest..

Capt'n Midnight · 28-01-2019 08:22PM

Javion Angry Swagger wrote: »

What's a computer?

It's one of those nice ladies that do all those long hand calculations.

Cookie_Monster · 28-01-2019 08:23PM

I remember back in the day I used to be able to write macros and build complicated interactive spreadsheets for the sales and commercial teams in Tesco. Absolutely no way I can do any of that any more, forgotten it all

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