Thinking of becoming a priest.

turdball · 26-01-2019 10:19PM #1

Anyone have idea what priests earn? Anyone I see are all driving around in new cars and generally accommodation is giving to your free. Very little work involved.

If I want the ride could always take a trip to Amsterdam or just hit another county on the beer.

James Bond Junior · 26-01-2019 10:20PM

God love you.

lbc2019 · 26-01-2019 10:20PM

Sinead get away from the computer

26-01-2019 10:21PM

turdball wrote:

If I want the ride could always take a trip to Amsterdam or just hit another county on the beer.

Why waste the money when you have alter boys on tap?

Ted_YNWA · 26-01-2019 10:22PM

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Samsgirl · 26-01-2019 10:24PM

Basic is 24,079

Truckermal · 26-01-2019 10:25PM

Another Troll....

pleas advice · 26-01-2019 10:26PM

James Bond Junior wrote: »

God love you.

And you too, my son

FrancieBrady · 26-01-2019 10:30PM

Consider a name change first - 'Fr. Turdball' sounds like a bit part in Fr Ted.

One eyed Jack · 26-01-2019 10:52PM

turdball wrote: »

Anyone have idea what priests earn? Anyone I see are all driving around in new cars and generally accommodation is giving to your free. Very little work involved.

If I want the ride could always take a trip to Amsterdam or just hit another county on the beer.

Depends upon what you consider very little work, seeing as they’re usually busy seven days a week, even on Sundays when everyone else is taking a break, even their boss! :pac:

Truckermal · 26-01-2019 10:57PM

FrancieBrady wrote: »

Consider a name change first - 'Fr. Turdball' sounds like a bit part in Fr Ted.

Fr. Tod unxious FTW....

Signore Fancy Pants · 26-01-2019 10:58PM

Truckermal wrote: »

Fr. Tod unxious FTW....

Fr. Spodo Komodo surely!

punisher5112 · 26-01-2019 10:59PM

Hi father Ted or is it dougal

26-01-2019 11:47PM

turdball wrote: »

Anyone have idea what priests earn? Anyone I see are all driving around in new cars and generally accommodation is giving to your free. Very little work involved.

If I want the ride could always take a trip to Amsterdam or just hit another county on the beer.

Your skillset is more conducive to breaking rocks on a remote island.

26-01-2019 11:51PM

Aim for nothing less than being a Jesuit. The Jesuits, since Ó Bruadair's Longbriseadh of the 1690s, were the next best thing to the pope for all aspiring Irish. The big gloat of any family before the 'Longbriseadh' of the RCC itself in our generation was that they had a Jesuit in the family. Nevertheless, I wouldn't be too impressed with those European religious orders since they got the date of Easter wrong.

If you must align with the European orders, go all the way and become a mendicant Franciscan friar still walking the bóithríní in the missionary tradition of the Gael but preaching counter-reformation theology fresh from your time in the Irish Colleges on the continent before you escape off to the Irish College in Salamanca to write the Annála Ríoghachta Éireann following the usurpation of 1649.

PS: If it's money you're into, forget about Ireland. They're still collecting tithes in Germany in 2019:

For example, a single person earning €50,000 may pay an average income-tax of 20%, thus €10,000. The church tax is then an additional 8% (or 9%) of that €10,000 (€800 or €900) for a total of €10,800 or €10,900 in taxes.[9]

In 2017, Germany’s Catholic church recorded approximately €6 billion split across its 27 different dioceses, also known as church districts. This is in spite of the massive dip in attendance. According to the national German newspaper Handelsblatt, church attendance has dropped by more than 2.2 million attendees since the start millennium. Contrasted to 50 years prior, where attendance totaled over 11 million, the numbers are now a mere 2.5 million Catholics. The German Church also has a total fortune of at least €20 billion. The three highest profiting dioceses are Paderborn, at €3.5 billion, Munich at €2.8 billion, and Cologne at €2.6 billion...

If you're lucky enough to become a Catholic Church bishop in Germany, this could be you: 'Vatican suspends 'bishop of bling' over €40 million home renovation.

debok · 26-01-2019 11:52PM

Father jessup the most sarcastic priest in the world.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-01-2019 12:08AM

Sixteen posts in and not one pedophile reference. My faith in AH is slightly restored...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-01-2019 12:11AM

Deleted User wrote: »

PS: If it's money you're into, forget about Ireland. They're still collecting tithes in Germany in 2019:

If you're lucky enough to become a Catholic Church bishop in Germany, this could be you: 'Vatican suspends 'bishop of bling' over €40 million home renovation.

I've always said they should bring that into Irish law. See how many people label themselves as "Catholic" on the census after that...

punisher5112 · 27-01-2019 12:11AM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Sixteen posts in and not one pedophile reference. My faith in AH is slightly restored...

Well sir.... You just fooked up.....
Quadruple face palm

budgie412 · 27-01-2019 12:12AM

Have you collected all 12 crisp packets?

corks finest · 27-01-2019 12:13AM

Become an Anglican first

punisher5112 · 27-01-2019 12:13AM

Scientologists looking big time

FrancieBrady · 27-01-2019 12:18AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Aim for nothing less than being a Jesuit. The Jesuits, since Ó Bruadair's Longbriseadh of the 1690s, were the next best thing to the pope for all aspiring Irish. The big gloat of any family before the 'Longbriseadh' of the RCC itself in our generation was that they had a Jesuit in the family. Nevertheless, I wouldn't be too impressed with those European religious orders since they got the date of Easter wrong.

If you must align with the European orders, go all the way and become a mendicant Franciscan friar still walking the bóithríní in the missionary tradition of the Gael but preaching counter-reformation theology fresh from your time in the Irish Colleges on the continent before you escape off to the Irish College in Salamanca to write the Annála Ríoghachta Éireann following the usurpation of 1649.

PS: If it's money you're into, forget about Ireland. They're still collecting tithes in Germany in 2019:

If you're lucky enough to become a Catholic Church bishop in Germany, this could be you: 'Vatican suspends 'bishop of bling' over €40 million home renovation.

Reminds me, I was Church Of Ireland when I worked in Germany (I suspect a lot of Irish are) They can't subtract the tithe for churches that have no presence there.

Dakotabigone · 27-01-2019 12:23AM

FrancieBrady wrote: »

Reminds me, I was Church Of Ireland when I worked in Germany (I suspect a lot of Irish are) They can't subtract the tithe for churches that have no presence there.

We know what you did to Mrs Nugent before you killed her.

RMAOK · 27-01-2019 12:24AM

lbc2019 wrote: »

Sinead get away from the computer

Thought she changed her name. And her religion, now that I think about it.

27-01-2019 12:26AM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Sixteen posts in and not one pedophile reference. My faith in AH is slightly restored...

#4

Capt'n Midnight · 27-01-2019 01:22AM

Remember that Fr Ted episode where he was off the USA and the priest was telling what they did to hundred dollar bills ?

And then Ted found out he was going downtown ?

Poor Uncle Tom · 27-01-2019 01:25AM

turdball wrote: »

Anyone have idea what priests earn?

No worries about money, all you need to do is kiss the bishops ring every now and then...;)

So if you like surrounding yourself with little boys and girls, dressing up in long skirts and spending your life pushing a fairytale on all who will listen, have at it.

branie2 · 27-01-2019 01:30AM

The money was resting in my account

punisher5112 · 27-01-2019 01:36AM

I wipe my ass with $100 bills

punisher5112 · 27-01-2019 01:38AM

Op come on is it for the the money.....

Thinking of becoming a priest.

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