No Happy Ending in Court for Massage Parlour Owner

gerrybbadd · 16-01-2019 02:38PM #1

Poor aul Nan was only out to make her clients happy. Manually

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/woman-who-thought-offering-manual-relief-was-legal-gets-fully-suspended-prison-sentence-897748.html

jamesbere · 16-01-2019 02:41PM

Did Sargent bunn get a happy ending before arresting her

Deebles McBeebles · 16-01-2019 02:46PM

Her name is what the clients called out at the point of no return.

"Nan! Wooooooo!"

oLoonatic · 16-01-2019 02:46PM

At those prices you just couldn't beat it.

One eyed Jack · 16-01-2019 02:47PM

DEPORT HERRRRRR...

No wait, hold on, she can stay :pac:

Chris_Heilong · 16-01-2019 03:40PM

I would not really call that prostitution as it was only hand jobs, not sex.

sk8erboii · 16-01-2019 03:43PM

Lol? Are they gonna arrest every tantric massage parlors now?

NSAman · 16-01-2019 03:45PM

NO Bunn in the oven then?

facehugger99 · 16-01-2019 03:48PM

What a wanker.

Church on Tuesday · 16-01-2019 03:48PM

2 year suspended sentence for giving a handy.

Meanwhile a convicted Pedophile who once worked for RTÉ is out and about back in this country.

archer22 · 16-01-2019 04:01PM

Jasus Ireland must be virtually crime free when the judge's description of that was

"the seriousness of the offence" :rolleyes:

Massiveguganga · 16-01-2019 04:09PM

Some say she was bottling and selling the semen to some semen addict.

gerrybbadd · 16-01-2019 04:10PM

Massiveguganga wrote: »

Some say she was bottling and selling the semen to some semen addict.

Wasn't the fella injecting it into himself was it?

archer22 · 16-01-2019 04:20PM

Spare a thought for the guy in the room getting a handjob when the porker came charging in.

He is probably suffering from erectile dysfunction ever since

Massiveguganga · 16-01-2019 04:23PM

archer22 wrote: »

Spare a thought for the guy in the room getting a handjob when the porker came charging in.

He is probably suffering from erectile dysfunction ever since

The woman was naked, there was more going on than a hand job. He came to the beach to do more than build sand castles.

BENDYBINN · 16-01-2019 04:28PM

If adult men want to pay adult women for sex they should be perfectly entitled to do so. What the hell is wrong with this country?
It’s nobody’s business but their own.

TomSweeney · 16-01-2019 04:36PM

Christ legalise and regulate it ffs!!

Edgware · 16-01-2019 04:52PM

Did they do facials as well?

imme · 16-01-2019 09:03PM

...of the iceberg, in terms of what goes on and what is bought in Ireland.

Manual relief, you couldn't make it up.

Billy86 · 16-01-2019 09:17PM

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

2 year suspended sentence for giving a handy.

Meanwhile a convicted Pedophile who once worked for RTÉ is out and about back in this country.

As well as a former higher up in the Department of Health and Children who was caught with 60,000 pieces of child porn. The judge (guess which one...) said a suspended sentence was enough as the story had brought shame on his family.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/no-jail-for-excivil-servant-over-60000-child-porn-images-36814579.html

Unrelated, but at this point I think Nolan should be investigated.

mvl · 16-01-2019 09:36PM

TomSweeney wrote: »

Christ legalise and regulate it ffs!!

Actually was wondering if this would help making Ireland great again.

enricoh · 16-01-2019 09:44PM

archer22 wrote: »

Spare a thought for the guy in the room getting a handjob when the porker came charging in.

He is probably suffering from erectile dysfunction ever since

Surely theres a claim in it for him!
If any of the women were trafficked and doing it against their will, throw the book at her. If not, no harm done.
Saw a documentary called doing money on rte last year, a true story about a romanian girl snatched off the street in the uk n pimped out in ireland by her fellow countrymen. Harrowing stuff, hard to believe it happens in this day and age

16-01-2019 11:23PM

There's an idiosyncratic art in going to court: listen, if you tell us your very obvious brothel was not one and was merely fulfilling a niche for handjobs and generally just play dumb that will allow us to go along with the fiction and give you a suspended sentence. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

These judgements are a recurrently dispiriting and demoralising pisstake of not only investigative work by gardaí but of the work by people who seek to protect vulnerable women from exploitation by callous parasites like that brothel owner. Why on earth should they put effort into their jobs when courts will keep releasing the problem for them to deal with? It's like that Greek story of Sisyphus whose punishment was to push a massive rock up a hill only for it to fall down just at the top and Sisyphus had to start all over again every single time for the rest of his life.

archer22 · 16-01-2019 11:46PM

Deleted User wrote: »

There's an idiosyncratic art in going to court: listen, if you tell us your very obvious brothel was not one and was merely fulfilling a niche for handjobs and generally just play dumb that will allow us to go along with the fiction and give you a suspended sentence. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

These judgements are a recurrently dispiriting and demoralising pisstake of not only investigative work by gardaí but of the work by people who seek to protect vulnerable women from exploitation by callous parasites like that brothel owner. Why on earth should they put effort into their jobs when courts will keep releasing the problem for them to deal with? It's like that Greek story of Sisyphus whose punishment was to push a massive rock up a hill only for it to fall down just at the top and Sisyphus had to start all over again every single time for the rest of his life.

And then there is also the "fiction" that all women working in places like that are vulnerable women forced to do it against their will.
Which does no service to the ones who are genuinely vulnerable or trafficked.

Hammer89 · 17-01-2019 08:02AM

I have a bit of experience in one of these places. One night I performed cunnilingus on one of the girls.

I was completely pissed (obviously) and was worried that I couldn't get it up. I was worried that I'd suffer the indignity of being the only man in the history of illicit massage parlours to get a massage and nothing else. It turns out that I wound up being the only man in the history of illicit massage parlours to actually give the massage.

Well, when I say 'cunnilingus' I mean I licked her pubes for about five minutes straight because I couldn't see. She shut the light off immediately when it transpired that I'd be doing the massage. 'If I can't see you then I can hear you speak and pretend it's Bono who's licking my pubes,' she said. She didn't. She was Chinese and had awful English, which suited me because I didn't feel compelled to make small talk as I worked on her shoulder blades - 'so do ye have any plans for the weekend hun?'

Long story short I paid around $100 to cat clean her pubes and unblock her chakras. Horrible story but I wasn't as douchey as it comes across.

Tacitus Kilgore · 17-01-2019 08:53AM

Hammer89 wrote: »

I have a bit of experience in one of these places. One night I performed cunnilingus on one of the girls.

I was completely pissed (obviously) and was worried that I couldn't get it up. I was worried that I'd suffer the indignity of being the only man in the history of illicit massage parlours to get a massage and nothing else. It turns out that I wound up being the only man in the history of illicit massage parlours to actually give the massage.

Well, when I say 'cunnilingus' I mean I licked her pubes for about five minutes straight because I couldn't see. She shut the light off immediately when it transpired that I'd be doing the massage. 'If I can't see you then I can hear you speak and pretend it's Bono who's licking my pubes,' she said. She didn't. She was Chinese and had awful English, which suited me because I didn't feel compelled to make small talk as I worked on her shoulder blades - 'so do ye have any plans for the weekend hun?'

Long story short I paid around $100 to cat clean her pubes and unblock her chakras. Horrible story but I wasn't as douchey as it comes across.

Franz Von Peppercorn · 17-01-2019 09:00AM

Hammer89 wrote: »

'If I can't see you then I can hear you and pretend it's Bono who's licking my pubes,' she said.

?

Did she expect a few verses of With or Without you as you chomped down?

Cienciano · 17-01-2019 09:15AM

BENDYBINN wrote: »

If adult men want to pay adult women for sex they should be perfectly entitled to do so. What the hell is wrong with this country?
It’s nobody’s business but their own.

Catholic lobby groups are a powerful thing. There's people who pretty much have their life devoted to stopping this.

17-01-2019 09:57AM

Cienciano wrote: »

Catholic lobby groups are a powerful thing. There's people who pretty much have their life devoted to stopping this.

while their bosses rape the locals and bury the kids bodies in unmarked graves like African Despots!!

17-01-2019 10:06AM

where is this place?

asking for a friend

17-01-2019 11:49AM

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

?

Did she expect a few verses of With or Without you as you chomped down?

He still hadn’t found what he was looking for

No Happy Ending in Court for Massage Parlour Owner

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