Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Is anybody mourning the loss of Manly /Womanly arts?

123457

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    However I intend to remedy this. I have a long held dream of going on a turf-cutting holiday!

    I love physical hard work. My daily fee would be free board, a good feed of new potatoes & at least 5 pints of porter.

    Also, at the end of the arrangement, I'd have to have to have a trailer load of the turf I'd helped out with.

    My roof needs to be stripped and relaid - are you interested? I'll stand you the food and drink, give you a bed for as long as needed, and you can take away as many trailers of old tiles as you like! :D

    Only one problem there.

    I hate heights. ‘Tis my only phobia.

    Thanks for the offer though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    Switching from the manly to womanly arts for a moment: a few years ago my sister and her family came to stay here for a week, and over a pot of my home-made blackcurrant, Sister admitted that she'd never, ever, made jam and didn't know how. :eek:

    My sister and I grew up in the same kitchen, with the same mother who used to make all kinds of jam every year, all through the 70s and 80s. I don't know why she stopped, or how Sister managed to not learn the same way I did, but she (and the nieces) spent the next afternoon in a jam-making workshop and that art has been preserved :rolleyes: for another generation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭DS86DS


    Only one problem there.

    I hate heights. ‘Tis my only phobia.

    Thanks for the offer though.

    Fear of heights may be a life saver. After all, you'll never be one of those idiots who stand on the edge of the Cliffs of Moher to get their photos taken.

    I remember been atop Dun Aonghasa a few years ago. Seen some folks literally lying down on the side of the cliff and staring down at the sea below. Absolute madness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭velo.2010


    Re-racking the weights in the gym would be a good skill to learn!


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sophie Defeated Mullet


    velo.2010 wrote: »
    Re-racking the weights in the gym would be a good skill to learn!

    don't get me started


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    DS86DS wrote: »
    I remember been atop Dun Aonghasa a few years ago. Seen some folks literally lying down on the side of the cliff and staring down at the sea below. Absolute madness.

    If that was a group of drunk men, it may have been me. No one died.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    It's not easy to get good quality poteen these days, years ago there was always someone in the area who could make/source out genuinely good stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    a jam-making workshop and that art has been preserved :rolleyes: for another generation.

    oh well played!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,750 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Feisar wrote: »

    Take two sods, turn them over
    Lay them side by side about a sods width apart
    Lay two on top of them in the opposite direction
    Ditto
    Ditto

    Sweet lord, even those that claim to foot turf don't know how to do it right.
    The above system means that 25% of the turf are effectively never footed.

    "Correct" method =
    Take two and stand them on their ends about 10 inches apart and leaning against each other at the top end.
    Place two more in a similar fashion at 90 degrees to the first and also leaning against the first two.
    Place 4 more sods in the same fashion at 45 degree angles from each of the first 4.
    Place one sod horizontally across the top.

    Footed_Turf.jpg

    (obviously, the only right way is the way I was shown :pac: )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,066 ✭✭✭smallgarden


    When travelling I'd regularly make popcorn on the hob/gas cooker. People were genuinely shocked by it wondering why I wasn't making it in a microwave.
    I was also asked how to cook rice in a pot without a rice cooker. The guy was genuinely delighted to be able to make it


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Sweet lord, even those that claim to foot turf don't know how to do it right.
    The above system means that 25% of the turf are effectively never footed.

    "Correct" method =
    Take two and stand them on their ends about 10 inches apart and leaning against each other at the top end.
    Place two more in a similar fashion at 90 degrees to the first and also leaning against the first two.
    Place 4 more sods in the same fashion at 45 degree angles from each of the first 4.
    Place one sod horizontally across the top.

    Footed_Turf.jpg

    (obviously, the only right way is the way I was shown :pac: )

    There's pro's and cons to both methods. In a wet year do you have sods thicker at the bottom? With the method I desribed most of yer turf is off the ground.

    We'd often refoot the bottom two of three or four other footings.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    Sweet lord, even those that claim to foot turf don't know how to do it right.
    The above system means that 25% of the turf are effectively never footed.

    "Correct" method =
    Take two and stand them on their ends about 10 inches apart and leaning against each other at the top end.
    Place two more in a similar fashion at 90 degrees to the first and also leaning against the first two.
    Place 4 more sods in the same fashion at 45 degree angles from each of the first 4.
    Place one sod horizontally across the top.

    Footed_Turf.jpg

    (obviously, the only right way is the way I was shown :pac: )
    That's a bad system. The bottom of all sods will be wet . In the other way only the bottom 2 sods are wet but the rest are dry. Easier to pick up as well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Dreams & reality sometimes don't mix.

    Also I'd assume that most turf is not cut with a slean anymore.

    Still, something like that would appeal to me.

    Much better than lying on a beach somewhere IMHO.

    As a kid I got hit in the face with a sod of wet turf when they were cutting it. My own fault really, I stood in the way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,750 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    That's a bad system. The bottom of all sods will be wet . In the other way only the bottom 2 sods are wet but the rest are dry. Easier to pick up as well

    We've dry bogs here ;).
    Also, more of the sod is exposed to the elements than the alternative method.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭FelaniaMump


    A lot of generalising and nonsense here. I can build a flat pack, make jam, bake bread, change a tyre, wire a plug, darn a sock, make soup from bones and light a campfire without matches. I can knit and crochet and plant vegetables and all manner of other things.

    But so what if I couldn't? I can buy ready made, buy jam and bread, have the AA, plugs are nearly all plastic wired now, socks are cheaper than materials to darn them, I don't much like soup and can bring matches. There is no inherent worth in knowing any of these things, it doesn't make you a lesser person if you don't. Presumably the people you are criticising for for not knowing can do all manner of things that you can't that are equally or more useful in the 21st century?

    Also, by the way, you can learn any and all of these things via YouTube, should you wish to. There are no secret arts anymore!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    I can build a flat pack, make jam, bake bread, change a tyre ...

    But so what if I couldn't? I can buy ready made, buy jam and bread, have the AA ...

    Try telling that to the former MrsCR, who spent 6 hours of Christmas Day last year sitting in a freezing car by the side of the road, waiting for the AA to turn up, because her New Man was incapable. :pac: A fellow passenger in the vehicle reported that the atmosphere in the car was glacial, because MrsCR knew that whatever scrapes I'd got her into, I was always able to get her out of again. Never mind being stranded on a desert island - they were just 600m from civilisation, but still managed to end up with no Christmas Dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Sweet lord, even those that claim to foot turf don't know how to do it right.
    The above system means that 25% of the turf are effectively never footed.

    "Correct" method =
    Take two and stand them on their ends about 10 inches apart and leaning against each other at the top end.
    Place two more in a similar fashion at 90 degrees to the first and also leaning against the first two.
    Place 4 more sods in the same fashion at 45 degree angles from each of the first 4.
    Place one sod horizontally across the top.

    Footed_Turf.jpg

    (obviously, the only right way is the way I was shown :pac: )

    Yep that the way we were taught to do it as well, the old man would have made nothing of telling us to refoot the lot if he felt they weren't dry enough!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    paw patrol wrote: »
    my friend (41 years old) rang the AA cos his tyre was flat.
    had no shame cos it was part of his policy.

    kinda pathetic cos he'd to re-arrange his day waiting on AA man , instead of just doing it himself.
    I'm not that handy but I can do certain basics.

    My brother has a new Merc. There is no spare wheel. So when he got a puncture, he had no choice but to call out their service guys to fit a new tyre.

    Bizarre to design out independence and error tolerance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,445 ✭✭✭mloc123


    My brother has a new Merc. There is no spare wheel. So when he got a puncture, he had no choice but to call out their service guys to fit a new tyre.

    Bizarre to design out independence and error tolerance.

    Cars with no spare usually either have run flats or a small compressor and can of tyre weld in the boot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,445 ✭✭✭mloc123


    That's a bad system. The bottom of all sods will be wet . In the other way only the bottom 2 sods are wet but the rest are dry. Easier to pick up as well

    Every summer as kids/teenagers we would foot, heap and bag turf... I have no romantic memory's of it... Horrible work.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    mloc123 wrote: »
    Every summer as kids/teenagers we would foot, heap and bag turf... I have no romantic memory's of it... Horrible work.

    we still do turf at home. i do everything in my power to get out of it. i usually pay someone else to foot it for me ( or barter some work with my cousins) .
    dont mind bringing it home though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Dank Janniels


    Thought this thread might be about painting people in the nip!! Actualy now that would be a skill to have!!


  • Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thought this thread might be about painting people in the nip!! Actualy now that would be a skill to have!!

    Be the change you want to see in the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    Thought this thread might be about painting people in the nip!! Actualy now that would be a skill to have!!

    The real skill is surely finding people that'll allow you to splodge a load of body paint all over them. And then what do you do with them afterwards? It's not like you can hang them on the wall to show off to your Christmas vistors. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,497 ✭✭✭NSAman


    The real skill is surely finding people that'll allow you to splodge a load of body paint all over them. And then what do you do with them afterwards? It's not like you can hang them on the wall to show off to your Christmas vistors. :D

    Depends on your budget..;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,396 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    When travelling I'd regularly make popcorn on the hob/gas cooker. People were genuinely shocked by it wondering why I wasn't making it in a microwave.
    I was also asked how to cook rice in a pot without a rice cooker. The guy was genuinely delighted to be able to make it
    I am so out of touch, didn't even know what a rice cooker was till I goggled it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,266 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    sugarman wrote: »
    Most new cars don't, but they come with repair kits with a can of foam which is handier than changing the wheel and will get you to a garage.

    A can of foam is fcuk all use for anything other than a small hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Another time a group of us were driving to electric picnic and witnessed a distressed couple at the side of the road, they had a flat tyre. I asked them did they need a hand.I always leave 2 hours early in case of emergencies like this.

    The nature of emergencies is they tend to not happen very often - if you always set off 2 hours early in case of unforeseen emergencies, you must be wasting an unmerciful amount of time "just in case".

    I'm driving 20 odd years - once in that time I have had to change a tyre on the side of the road!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,821 ✭✭✭randd1


    My brother has a new Merc. There is no spare wheel. So when he got a puncture, he had no choice but to call out their service guys to fit a new tyre.

    Bizarre to design out independence and error tolerance.

    Compo culture has something to do with it too. Some car models no longer come with a spare wheel in some countries as too many people were suing them for getting injured when changing the wheel.

    Can't find the link, I saw it on facebook a while back about a case in the US, it was established that the spare wheels (usually in the boot) weren't ergonomically stored for stress free lifting, and caused back problems when attempting to lift one out of the car. They sued, and won, and now manufacturers are pulling the spare wheels from cars.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    hightower1 wrote: »
    I just thought "It's a fire, we mastered making these things a LONG time ago, heck, we have a whole sector of employment dedicated to putting this stuff out!"
    We also could make bronze arrowheads 5000 years ago, I assume you could knock a few up in an hour?

    A lot of generalising and nonsense here. I can build a flat pack, make jam, bake bread, change a tyre, wire a plug, darn a sock, make soup from bones and light a campfire without matches. I can knit and crochet and plant vegetables and all manner of other things.

    But so what if I couldn't? I can buy ready made, buy jam and bread, have the AA, plugs are nearly all plastic wired now, socks are cheaper than materials to darn them, I don't much like soup and can bring matches. There is no inherent worth in knowing any of these things, it doesn't make you a lesser person if you don't. Presumably the people you are criticising for for not knowing can do all manner of things that you can't that are equally or more useful in the 21st century?

    Also, by the way, you can learn any and all of these things via YouTube, should you wish to. There are no secret arts anymore!

    I mean, I'm in my 40's and I'm shocked at the level of "kids these days" and "back in my day" in this thread. You can buy a jar of jam for 40 cent, who could be arsed making jam?


Advertisement
Advertisement