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Need decent readies (about €17k) asap

  • 27-12-2018 08:37PM
    #1
    Muscles Schultz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭


    Hi what’s the best place to get quick cash speedily? I need some notes asap fast.


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  • #2
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Hi what’s the best place to get quick cash speedily? I need some notes asap fast.

    Does it need to be legally attained?


  • #3
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,210 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Hi what’s the best place to get quick cash speedily? I need some notes asap fast.

    Balaclava

    Gun

    Bank

    And a pair of balls the size of a small country.


  • #4
    nigwerwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭nigwerwig


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Hi what’s the best place to get quick cash speedily? I need some notes asap fast.

    A bank just tell them you don't want to fill out the forms


  • #5
    Muscles Schultz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭Muscles Schultz


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Does it need to be legally attained?

    Legally from my perspective.


  • #6
    troyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,170 ✭✭✭troyzer


    Following.


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  • #7
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Legally from my perspective.

    How's your credit history, can you get a loan?


  • #8
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Sell half your heart.


  • #9
    Muscles Schultz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭Muscles Schultz


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    How's your credit history, can you get a loan?

    It’s shot I’d say at this stage


  • #10
    Muscles Schultz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭Muscles Schultz


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Sell half your heart.

    How much would a kidney get you and how long is recovery?


  • #11
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    How much would a kidney get you and how long is recovery?

    You'd have to travel abroad and not sure it'd be a quick process.

    What's the cash required for? If for a good cause you could possibly crowd fund.


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  • #12
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Ask Bono. I’m sure he’d be glad to help.


  • #13
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I have some money… in my basement. Come and take what you need.


  • #14
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,869 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Put some sob story up on a funding website.
    Cute kittens in the frame would help a lot.

    To thine own self be true



  • #15
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,247 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    2071720646_ebd59fa0bd_z.jpg?zz=1


  • #16
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,877 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    S01E05-b5olGkXP-subtitled.jpg


  • #17
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭begbysback


    You could get life insurance pretty sharpish - then die and cash in.


  • #18
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 45,532 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    1. Go to a fast food outlet and visit the toilets.
    2. Slip on the floor.
    3. Call an ambulance.
    4. Call a solicitor.
    5. Enjoy your money

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  • #19
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,392 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Sell your used underwear online.


  • #20
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Find yourself a sugar daddy/mammy


  • #21
    naughtysmurf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,346 ✭✭✭naughtysmurf


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    1. Go to a fast food outlet and visit the toilets.
    2. Slip on the floor.
    3. Call an ambulance.
    4. Call a solicitor.
    5. Enjoy your money

    You call the solicitor before the ambulance, rookie mistake & don't stop roaring until the ambulance doors are closed.


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  • #22
    Alrigghtythen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Alrigghtythen


    Get a better job


  • #23
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,525 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    What interest are you prepared to pay???


  • #24
    Muscles Schultz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭Muscles Schultz


    Looks like I might be sorted. Thanks all


  • #25
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sell your brain.

    As new.


  • #26
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,525 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Looks like I might be sorted. Thanks all
    Yeah, so long as I get 34 grand back tomorrow everything's fine. If not them muscles ain't gonna help you....


  • #27
    greencap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Looks like I might be sorted. Thanks all

    what a great thread.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #28
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,525 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    greencap wrote: »
    what a great thread.
    Yep - anyone need a few grand to pay for your mother's heart bypass operation, a holiday in Siberia, or your drug debts, come to AH and we'll sort you out:pac:


  • #29
    Muscles Schultz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭Muscles Schultz


    greencap wrote: »
    what a great thread.

    A euromillions lotto winner lurks amongst us


  • #30
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,906 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    Looks like I might be sorted. Thanks all

    You rubbed the lotion on your skin?


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  • #31
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Muscles Schultz wrote: »
    A euromillions lotto winner lurks amongst us

    Tell him I’m broke.


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