The Herald runs a headline buts leaves out biggest part of the story PC bull, BOSS

CinemaGuy45 · 27-12-2018 05:02PM #1

Flicked through the whole story and the missing part could not be found I only purchased the rag today to prove a point.

FFS :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Tom Mann Centuria · 27-12-2018 05:04PM

Like you've missed it out too. Is she Muslim, black, traveller, trans...... ?

27-12-2018 05:04PM

Did I miss something?

Has the OP left out the biggest part of the story too?

Sonics2k · 27-12-2018 05:05PM

This thread title is hurting my head.

27-12-2018 05:06PM

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

Like you've missed it out too. Is she Muslim, black, traveller, trans...... ?

Or worst of all.... From Kerry

CinemaGuy45 · 27-12-2018 05:07PM

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

Like you've missed it out too. Is she Muslim, black, traveller, trans...... ?

Funny not if this is not travellers I pledge now to close my board's account after I write a 10-page essay on why Identity politics is a good thing.

27-12-2018 05:08PM

I'm no expert or anything, but I'm fairly sure it's the feminists fault. Encouraging young girls to get into burglary early. Who's encouraging the young boys, eh?

Sexists.

somesoldiers · 27-12-2018 05:11PM

Maybe it’s a play on Oliver Twist, Olive Twist?

CinemaGuy45 · 27-12-2018 05:13PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Maybe it’s a play on Oliver Twist, Olive Twist?

There is certainly something very twisted about this whole thing that is for sure.

What happens if somebody defending their home kills one of the little 7-year-old scum?

Mr. CooL ICE · 27-12-2018 05:13PM

Thread hasn't even reached a full page and I'm already tempted to mess with the thread title

One eyed Jack · 27-12-2018 05:14PM

Is it something related to the headlines top and bottom?

“CHILD USED FOR BREAK-INS”,

and underneath -

“CHILD-FREE DINNER BLISS”?

The child wasn’t Tom Thumb by any chance?

Tom cheats at games with other boys and because of his many tricks, the boys will not associate with him. Tom retaliates by using magic to hang his mother's pots and glasses from a sunbeam. When his fellows try the same, their pots and glasses fall and are broken. Thereafter, Tom stays home under his mother's supervision. At Christmas, she makes puddings, but Tom falls into the batter and is boiled into one of them. When a tinker comes begging, Tom's mother inadvertently gives him the pudding containing her son. The tinker farts while crossing a stile, but Tom calls out about the farting and the frightened tinker drops the pudding. Tom eats himself free and returns home to tell his mother and father of his adventure.

Yer Da sells Avon · 27-12-2018 05:18PM

Why is the fact that the child is (presumably) a member of an ethnic group that you hate the 'biggest part of the story'? Did you spend €1.20 on the Herald simply so you could post about it on here? Mad stuff altogether. Last time I bought the Herald, it was 50p.

You'd think the cranks of AH would take a break, what with it being Christmastime 'n all, but nope.

27-12-2018 05:19PM

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

Thread hasn't even reached a full page and I'm already tempted to mess with the thread title

Snotty · 27-12-2018 05:19PM

But the last girl hasn't headline over here and it shouldn't girl burglers in the hearld.

CinemaGuy45 · 27-12-2018 05:20PM

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

Why is the fact that the child is (presumably) a member of an ethnic group that you hate the 'biggest part of the story'? Did you spend €1.20 on the Herald simply so you could post about it on here? Mad stuff altogether.

You'd think the cranks of AH would take a break, what with it being Christmastime 'n all, but nope.

I hate them I do admit that so what?

Seven-year-old girls used to break into homes and terrorise OAPs.

Why don't they give it a rest?

Edit wise person for not buying it toilet roll is cheaper anyway.

Poor utter scum that is all they are.

One eyed Jack · 27-12-2018 05:21PM

Snotty wrote: »

But the last girl hasn't headline over here and it shouldn't girl burglers in the hearld.

One too many sherries there Snotty?

27-12-2018 05:24PM

Is a PC bull boss a very polite bull manager? An inoffensive herd leader?

CinemaGuy45 · 27-12-2018 05:25PM

Candie wrote: »

Is a PC bull boss a very polite bull manager? An inoffensive herd leader?

Missed that duh I was in such a hurry to get that headling up.:o

Yer Da sells Avon · 27-12-2018 05:25PM

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

I hate them I do admit that so what?

Who do you hate? We don't even know which ethnic group it is yet - probably because you're too PC to tell us.

Is she Greek? Feckin' Greeks.

27-12-2018 05:26PM

She's probably ginger.

27-12-2018 05:27PM

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

Funny not if this is not travellers I pledge now to close my board's account after I write a 10-page essay on why Identity politics is a good thing.

I think your safe enough

q85dw7osi4lebg · 27-12-2018 05:29PM

WTF is this thread, my head!

dr.fuzzenstein · 27-12-2018 05:29PM

Or does she even (Oh dear Lord!) play the accordion?
Or did the author forgot to include his sources?
Is there a typo?
I'm lost.

Or is the big twist of this thread, well, a big fat nothing? Is it like one of those "spot 10 differences" pics, but the editor messed up and printed the same pic twice?

Gatling · 27-12-2018 05:34PM

Child free dinner ,one can dream

pjohnson · 27-12-2018 05:36PM

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

Thread hasn't even reached a full page and I'm already tempted to mess with the thread title

You mean you havent already?

DS86DS · 27-12-2018 05:39PM

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

Thread hasn't even reached a full page and I'm already tempted to mess with the thread title

Big man you are.

Captain Obvious · 27-12-2018 05:41PM

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

Funny not if this is not travellers I pledge now to close my board's account after I write a 10-page essay on why Identity politics is a good thing.

Is there some punctuation missing in the first line?

Working class heroes · 27-12-2018 05:42PM

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

Funny not if this is not travellers I pledge now to close my board's account after I write a 10-page essay on why Identity politics is a good thing.

Here’s hoping.

The Talking Bread · 27-12-2018 05:44PM

I like Cinema Guy, he should have his own sitcom.

He even has a catchphrase (Funny, not) and a mortal enemy (the travellers)

DS86DS · 27-12-2018 05:47PM

The Talking Bread wrote: »

a mortal enemy (the travellers)

See how much you are laughing if your local authority just so decides to house them beside you.

CinemaGuy45 · 27-12-2018 05:47PM

The Talking Bread wrote: »

I like Cinema Guy, he should have his own sitcom.

He even has a catchphrase (Funny, not) and a mortal enemy (the travellers)

So you don’t care about seven year old girls being used for breaking into people’s homes I see.

The Herald runs a headline buts leaves out biggest part of the story PC bull, BOSS

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