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Twas the night before Christmas ....

  • 24-12-2018 10:48PM
    #1
    Drumpot
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    “And all through the house, not a creature was stirring , except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.“

    Just Settled the kids down and settling down to watch the annual Christmas even movie with my wife. I’m wondering what Christmas themed movie we will watch this year and she says “die hard”? . Christmas has officially started..... :pac:


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  • #2
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    who is smashing your back door in?


  • #3
    Fr_Dougal
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    Drumpot wrote: »
    “And all through the house, not a creature was stirring , except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.“

    Just Settled the kids down and settling down to watch the annual Christmas even movie with my wife. I’m wondering what Christmas themed movie we will watch this year and she says “die hard”? . Christmas has officially started..... :pac:

    Maybe she wasn’t talking about a movie and was merely sharing how she feels about you.


  • #4
    Odhinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,051 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Drumpot wrote: »
    “And all through the house, not a creature was stirring , except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.“

    Just Settled the kids down and settling down to watch the annual Christmas even movie with my wife. I’m wondering what Christmas themed movie we will watch this year and she says “die hard”? . Christmas has officially started..... :pac:


    "dead snow" as a christmas movie - it has snow in it.


  • #5
    mad muffin
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    Fücked if I could see die hard on the guide?! :confused:


  • #6
    gandalf
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    Odhinn wrote: »
    "dead snow" as a christmas movie - it has snow in it.

    Naw I made the missus watch that on Valentine's around five years ago. She hasn't forgiven me yet :D

    I haven't tried suggesting watching Dead Snow 2 yet....


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  • #7
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    First year ever on my own. Pretty heartbroken.


  • #8
    Spanish Eyes
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    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    First year ever on my own. Pretty heartbroken.

    So sorry you feel alone.

    It is just one day at Christmas, And the next day it is the sales, Mammon again, and life goes on.

    Such is life no matter how difficult personally, life does go on.


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Good Will Hunting


  • #10
    punisher5112
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    It sounds like a tool chest ..,......


  • #11
    Loughc
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    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    First year ever on my own. Pretty heartbroken.

    You’re never alone when you have access to the internet. Happy Christmas to you. If you’re feeling lonely come visit us on the Christmas forum or give any of us a shout and I promise you you’re never alone.

    The lifeboat has set sail



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  • #12
    punisher5112
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    Loughc wrote: »
    You’re never alone when you have access to the internet. Happy Christmas to you. If you’re feeling lonely come visit us on the Christmas forum or give any of us a shout and I promise you you’re never alone.

    Tell that to Kevin....


  • #13
    Loughc
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    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Tell that to Kevin....

    AH or not man have some sympathy

    The lifeboat has set sail



  • #14
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Loughc wrote: »
    AH or not man have some sympathy

    No it was a joke..... Sorry if you didn't get it....

    Was a home alone joke.

    Sometimes laughter is a help.

    Of course if the op is lonely or just down there are many places to help.


  • #15
    TheRiverman
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    "Twas Christmas Eve and I was standing in the parking lot of Fabulous Girls Nude Nude Nude.
    In the car next to me a young lady was giving a blow job to a man in a Santa Claus suit.
    His beard was crooked,his hat askew,embarrassed I turned to go.
    When from the back seat of that Mazda,I heard oh baby don't stop and a merry ho ho ho".
    Bruce Springsteen,Pilgrim In The Temple Of Love aka Santa Gets A Blow Job.


  • #16
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,537 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    10c and not a breeze, doesn't feel like 11.40pm on December 24th


  • #17
    Drumpot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,306 ✭✭✭✭Drumpot


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Fücked if I could see die hard on the guide?! :confused:

    No we are watching it on Blu Ray.

    “Oh oh the weather outside is frightful, dumb de dumb delightful. And nobody has a place to go, let it snow , let it snow , let it snow”...

    A seasonal delight.....


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