The Diary Room (Off-Topic Chat)

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Deal with it

Group , gang , clique , I think people exclude themselves tbh , as there is none !!

Unless ye just never told me ..

You are the ring leader, Mam of 4. You have serious inner demons and you have no shortage of minions doing your bidding on here.

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”

The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”

“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”