Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

All y'all need to make more babies

Options
2»

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    A silly thread with a silly message. I like it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I touched on this in another thread which I can't be bothered to find, but the decline is birth rate is relevant to the increase in obese males. I don't know how much of it is attriubutable to the rise in obesity, but it's absolutely a factor.

    When you put on a lot of weight, you see an increase in mass in the pubic area, which subsequently engulfs your penis. The extent depends on weight and genetics, but if you're morbidly obese in a big way then there's just no way that your knob won't be affected.

    Not only can obesity deprive you of libido and the want to have sex, but mentally it's a tough thing for a man to effectively lose his identity as a man if half of his penis is no longer accessible. This has a ripple effect. It's going to affect your desire to start relationships, and one-night stands are a no-go anymore, so less babies. I guess obesity affects a woman's chances of conception as well, so that's also something to consider.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,385 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    28064212 wrote: »
    Why do people feel compelled to just make **** up? No OP, Spain and Italy never had a period where they lost close to 40% of their population. That's utter nonsense.

    It said regions. Given the mass emigration from Southern Italy, I wouldn't be surprised if that were true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭oceanman


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I touched on this in another thread which I can't be bothered to find, but the decline is birth rate is relevant to the increase in obese males. I don't know how much of it is attriubutable to the rise in obesity, but it's absolutely a factor.

    When you put on a lot of weight, you see an increase in mass in the pubic area, which subsequently engulfs your penis. The extent depends on weight and genetics, but if you're morbidly obese in a big way then there's just no way that your knob won't be affected.

    Not only can obesity deprive you of libido and the want to have sex, but mentally it's a tough thing for a man to effectively lose his identity as a man if half of his penis is no longer accessible. This has a ripple effect. It's going to affect your desire to start relationships, and one-night stands are a no-go anymore, so less babies. I guess obesity affects a woman's chances of conception as well, so that's also something to consider.
    jesus ive heard it all now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    oceanman wrote: »
    jesus ive heard it all now...

    Which part do you disagree with?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭WMP


    The last thing the world needs is more babies. There are way too many of us already. Bill Burr sums it up very well. '7 billion people taking a sh1t every day that ends up in a river.' It's mass sterilization, if anything, that we need.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EytFPaPM8fw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭oceanman


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Which part do you disagree with?
    most of it...I know plenty of obese people both male and female, they don't seem to have any problems producing children..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Wanderer78 wrote: »
    But it would help the economy grow, and a growing economy is good for us, isn't it?
    Sounds like a pyramid scheme disregarding more mouths to feed, etc

    However, we do need more babies to handle the ageing population.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    VinLieger wrote: »
    Its too late we should have been having more babies 10-20 years ago, now weve a massive gap in how were gonna support the baby boomers in their dying years

    There'll be no supporting people in their dying years. They'll be given a glass of whiskey and a pistol and told to do the decent thing.

    And when they are no more, off into the recycling machine with them.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    waIaFhp.png


  • Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement