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Things you can’t bate.

  • 29-11-2018 11:22PM
    #1
    Fordcspri23
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 60 ✭✭


    The dawn shot, good carvery dinner, a good reliable car. Garlic cheese chips and donor kebab after a gallon of porter, that probably won’t be a popular one with the girlie men.


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Comments

  • #2
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    A massive shoite!


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fordcspri23 wrote: »
    The dawn shot, good carvery dinner, a good reliable car. Garlic cheese chips and donor kebab after a gallon of porter, that probably won’t be a popular one with the girlie men.

    You can't bate yourself after a gallon of porter.


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    a good ol' ****


  • #5
    Raheem Euro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭Raheem Euro


    The wife.


  • #6
    FTA69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    The cup of tea and slice of cake after dinner, the few pints, the rake of pints, feed of salty chips after the pints, putting the heating on when it’s cold, a steak, a joint with lovely hash, banter with the lads onsite, a hot shower after a day hiking.


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  • #7
    yogi37
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭yogi37


    A game a hurling


  • #8
    Ubbquittious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    A pint of Beamish with a hot poker from a turf or wood fire dipped inside it


  • #9
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,947 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Banagher, obviously.


  • #10
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,266 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    A hape of schpuds, with gallons of gravy.


  • #11
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,856 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    A hape of buttery spuds

    Edit: snap!


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  • #12
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    A pint of stout and a small whiskey with it. Each to their own, but I'll take Murphy's and Black Bush.

    Garlic chip and a cheese burger.

    Sunny June mornings.


  • #13
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Cant bate the craic


  • #14
    McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    You cant bate cnuts on the luas listening to house music through the speakers on their phones, while obviously high on methadone or heroin.

    Without getting done with assault or some bollox.



    Pity.


  • #15
    rob316
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,702 ✭✭✭✭rob316


    A pint of plain is your only man


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A nice cup of tea and a sit down after a long, long day.

    That moment you get your bra off at the end of the day. Aaaaahhhh.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your feet touching warm sheets for the first time, coffee and cake, a big glass of red wine, an ice cold beer, cuddles, being alone, little soft child hand held in yours, first page of a new book, sleeping soundly, dreams that are like a whole other life, nice people, intimacy, favourite songs, passing the NCT first go :)


  • #18
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Raheem Euro wrote: »
    The wife.
    Ah, but you can. However, the craic... that you cannot.


  • #19
    TitianGerm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,828 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    Can't bate a hiace fulla tinkers. Ud be kilt I tells ya


  • #20
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    TitianGerm wrote: »
    Can't bate a hiace fulla tinkers. Ud be kilt I tells ya
    Do you know the OP?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #21
    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    Lovely fags


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    You cant bate cnuts on the luas listening to house music through the speakers on their phones, while obviously high on methadone or heroin.

    Without getting done with assault or some bollox.



    Pity.
    You don't get high on methadone.


  • #23
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »
    Lovely fags

    Oh be nice!


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The joy when the postman/courier delivers the thing you ordered online.


  • #25
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,484 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    The ride.


  • #26
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,122 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Driving up to garda checkpoint when your tax or nct is out but the car in front gets pulled in for some offence and you get waved through.

    Sweet...

    You just can't beat the likes of that.


  • #27
    GMSA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭GMSA


    Was it fat finger syndrome or was Ford Capri already taken OP?
    Do you get a discount on bulk reregging?


  • #28
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    Chicken fillet roll with cheese, and a bag of brown McCoys.

    Also one of those all too rare shïtes that leave you feeling completely emptied. Bliss.


  • #29
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Going to bed after working nights when it's a miserable morning and the rain is hopping off the windows. There's something very comforting in that..


  • #30
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Childer, dont shake them either.


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  • #31
    Fordcspri23
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 60 ✭✭Fordcspri23


    GMSA wrote: »
    Was it fat finger syndrome or was Ford Capri already taken OP?
    Do you get a discount on bulk reregging?

    I was throwing a shot into your one at the time, predictive text and all.


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