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do fish have feelings?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,915 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Enough of the fish puns, I'm full to the bream at this stage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Enough of the fish puns, I'm full to the bream at this stage

    Get of your perch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Ipso wrote: »
    Get of your perch.

    I don't mean to be crabby but this was also used before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭Sneak


    Ah lads these are getting seriously out of hand. Salmon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Sneak wrote: »
    Ah lads these are getting seriously out of hand. Salmon

    Sorry, I don't mean to carp on but I think if we were to get paid for bad puns we would all be squids in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Your sinking with no Porpoise.

    Stop talking pollocks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Stop talking pollocks

    No need for that scale of abuse. You cray cray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    Time to swim back up the river after reading all these comments.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,374 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    For f*cks hake, of course they feel pain, catching and eating a fish is assault and battery!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭storker


    The other day I was talking about how I prefer kippers to smoked mackerel and I heard sobbing sounds from the fridge. Feckin' snowflakey fish...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,425 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Eggscellent!!



    (Oh...I think I'm in the wrong oft-repeated, tiresome pun-thread...)


    sardine-fish-916184.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    storker wrote: »
    The other day I was talking about how I prefer kippers to smoked mackerel and I heard sobbing sounds from the fridge. Feckin' snowflakey fish...

    You're just saying fish names now for the halibut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Witchie wrote: »
    I don't mean to be crabby but this was also used before.

    It’s not your plaice to tell me that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Ipso wrote: »
    It’s not your plaice to tell me that.

    I wouldn't be so hasty, take your time to mullet over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    People whaley need to recognise 'plaice' and 'mullet' have been done to death. You're krilling the thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Humans shouldn't kill fish. Put yourself in their plaice.

    no need to be so crabby

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Witchie wrote: »
    I don't mean to be crabby but this was also used before.

    bugger!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    They live life with a Carpe Diem outlook in mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    They live life with a Carpe Diem outlook in mind.

    Oh for God's hake


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Oh for God's hake

    Time turbot a sock in it . CODS shut it down!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Time turbot a sock in it . CODS shut it down!

    Did you mean to quote me or salmon else?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Did you mean to quote me or salmon else?

    I've been quoting everyone trout the thread! I'm no ordainary John Dory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    I've been quoting everyone trout the thread! I'm no ordainary John Dory.

    I'll batter you!


  • Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fish have feelings, and anyone who says otherwise doesn't have a sole.


  • Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'll batter you!

    you sure you have the mussels for that kinda talk?


    Cos if youre a shrimp you shouldnt make such threats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,948 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    you sure you have the mussels for that kinda talk?


    Cos if youre a shrimp you shouldnt make such threats.

    I'll bait you too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I never liked the band, but 'An Emotional Fish' was a pretty snappy moniker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,992 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    I've haddock up to here with these nutters tbh ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    I am fed up whiting about fish. Gonna give my fingers a rest. See you all laker.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,992 ✭✭✭✭gozunda




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