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Builder's Arse - Ignorance or Bliss?

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  • 19-11-2018 10:45am
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    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,225 ✭✭✭


    While at a local Christmas fair yesterday, I was confronted by a fairly severe case on builder's arse when one of the stall holders went to retrieve an item from a crate on the ground.

    Although, mostly a male issue, it's not exclusively so. Last week at my child's indoor soccer match, one of the soccer-moms was providing most of the spectators with at least 3-4 inches of arse-crack display every time she crouched down on her hunkers - which was often.

    I've often wondered if the Builder's Arse Brigade are unaware or simple unconcerned with their public displays.


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    #2
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    You're no crack OP


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    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    It begs the question - Do they have underwear on?!?
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    #4
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    To the tune of "A Woman's Heart":

    Me arse is low,
    Me arse is so low.
    As only a builder's arse can be.


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    Mrs OBumble
    Registered Users Posts: 25,689 ✭✭✭✭Mrs OBumble


    Or deliberate display. I used to work with a woman who did that.


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    #6
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users Posts: 3,042 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    As a man who has permanant builders arse syndrome I am well aware of it. Sometimes I have to bend down and folk will get an eyefull. Such is life.


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    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,603 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Builder's Bottom: a well-known ailment. You never know when this syndrome will strike.

    The vital precaution is to make sure of fresh, clean underwear. Preferably white or blue, NOT grey.


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    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Nice bit of an aul arse crack


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    #9
    StereoSound
    Registered Users Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    This lad in a cafe in Liffey Valley had a severe case of builders arse to, never seen such a thing when being made a cup of coffee.. He bent down to get the cups or something and jaysus! It turned me off my coffee knowing someone practically mooned me when preparing my coffee. This was recently to.


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    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    I was with my kids one day and saw a case of builder's arse, my kids noticed it too and looked at me while stifling laughs and sniggers. I decided to be a cool Dad and quip "What's the crack?! Wink wink!". They burst in to hysterics with no subtlety whatsoever giving the game away completely.

    Now every time we encounter a builder's arse I regret that day because they point and loudly shout "look Dad, what's the crack!" laughing their heads off and I have to scuttle off with a big beetroot head on me!


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    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Mrs OBumble wrote: »
    Or deliberate display. I used to work with a woman who did that.

    Don't stop there ffs.... showing customers her arse? her work colleagues? just you? who? :P


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    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,225 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    Wabbit Ears wrote: »
    As a man who has permanant builders arse syndrome I am well aware of it. Sometimes I have to bend down and folk will get an eyefull. Such is life.

    Why don't you just buy yourself a pair of properly fit trousers?


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    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    facehugger99 wrote: »
    Why don't you just buy yourself a pair of properly fit trousers?

    Or a belt.


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    BoardsMember
    Registered Users Posts: 4,439 ✭✭✭BoardsMember


    Is it just me, or are you compelled to look at it when you know it is going happen. Like above, the guy in Liffey Cafe, it's really hard to stop yourself looking even though it's so gross. There's something curious about the human condition that makes us look at these types of things.


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    Cordell
    Registered Users Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Cordell


    Plumber's cleavage.
    It's like a fat one topless on the beach - you know you shouldn't look but you cannot stop yourself.


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    RobertKK
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    This is why belts were designed for clothing...


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    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Surely it's not too difficult to ensure, through sensible choice of clothing, that half of one's backside won't be revealed when bending or squatting - particularly if one is engaged in activity which will frequently necessitate assuming such a position.

    I suspect many offenders get a sexual thrill out of "accidentally" exposing their buttocks to others in this way, comparable to those who expose their genitals. They're "Arse-Flashers"!


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    Lord Derpington
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Lord Derpington


    RobertKK wrote: »
    This is why belts were designed for clothing...

    Trousers have loops for belts though.. I would debate that clothes were designed for belts, not belts for clothing.


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    #19
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Bring
    Back
    Braces

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    (It's the only way to be sure)


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    Steve F
    Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Mrs OBumble wrote: »
    Or deliberate display. I used to work with a woman who did that.

    Pictures or it never happened :D


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    1800_Ladladlad
    Registered Users Posts: 3,348 ✭✭✭1800_Ladladlad


    A man in work is constantly showing his arse off to everyone. He's like an over grown baby. The funny thing is that he wears a belt and has his trouser hanging over him and is constantly pulling them up when he walks. He is right in my line of vision from my desk and when he stands up 30% of the time his arse is on full display with the jeans tucked under his cheeks likes on the cover of FHM or something. Its like looking into a black hole. Its vile. People in the office have said to him as well as my self on multiple occasions and he has complained about people calling him out on it. :rolleyes:


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    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    1800_Ladladlad wrote: »
    Its like looking into a back hole.

    That's exactly what it is! ;)


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    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users Posts: 6,665 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    On a hot guy its really sexy!


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    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Surely it's not too difficult to ensure, through sensible choice of clothing, that half of one's backside won't be revealed when bending or squatting - particularly if one is engaged in activity which will frequently necessitate assuming such a position.

    I suspect many offenders get a sexual thrill out of "accidentally" exposing their buttocks to others in this way, comparable to those who expose their genitals. They're "Arse-Flashers"!

    All the better when it shows a thong. Careful now!


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    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,411 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    1800_Ladladlad wrote: »
    A man in work is constantly showing his arse off to everyone. He's like an over grown baby. The funny thing is that he wears a belt and has his trouser hanging over him and is constantly pulling them up when he walks. He is right in my line of vision from my desk and when he stands up 30% of the time his arse is on full display with the jeans tucked under his cheeks likes on the cover of FHM or something. Its like looking into a back hole. Its vile. People in the office have said to him as well as my self on multiple occasions and he has complained about people calling him out on it. :rolleyes:
    I have a similar colleague, a larger gent with a fair old belly (not that I'm one to talk). His usual dress code is baggy dad jeans. Unfortunately, he has the seat right beside my path to the loo or for coffee, and his crack is obviously visible on every trip.

    Should I say something?


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    1800_Ladladlad
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    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    That's exactly what it is! ;)

    meant black hole :p


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    #27
    1800_Ladladlad
    Registered Users Posts: 3,348 ✭✭✭1800_Ladladlad


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    I have a similar colleague, a larger gent with a fair old belly (not that I'm one to talk). His usual dress code is baggy dad jeans. Unfortunately, he has the seat right beside my path to the loo or for coffee, and his crack is obviously visible on every trip.

    Should I say something?

    Depends on what your company is like regarding confrontation as you dont know how most will react in the work place. First , I would say it in a civil manner and in the nicest way possible and take it from there, they might not realise this. With my situation, I did the above and he continued to do it. My work has an acceptable dress code policy (or something) I brought it to my bosses attention and it turned out that I wasn't the only one that had an issue with it. The other just never bothered to try resolve directly with crater-hole.


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    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    I had a colleague like this. In the canteen, if he was sitting with his back turned to me on the bench in front of me I would get a full view of his hairy crack and ample cheeks. One time I inadvertently walked in on him as he was sitting on the bog. All I saw was these hairy legs and a hand coming forward to shut the cubicle door. I've heard of exhibitionists who get a thrill from this behaviour so I'm assuming he was one.

    On the other hand though, being an ass man myself I love it when someone I fancy accidentally shows a little bit of crack when they bend down :D


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    #29
    LeBash
    Registered Users Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭LeBash


    Ahhh showing the auld vertical smile is grand.


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    RiseitekiMind
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭RiseitekiMind


    I'm not ashamed to say as a young lad I always liked catching a glimpse of my female colleagues cracks. It was like as if the rarer and more risque cleavage. Also helps iv always been an ass man. Boobs are grand but there's nothing like a good arse :P


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    #31
    Assetbacked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭Assetbacked


    Isn't builder's crack what the social media crowd call manspreading?


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