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Mysterious government issued tablets

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You mean I'm gonna have halitosis AND frizzy hair? Feck that, I'll take the cyanide.

    For sure, conditioner will attract and pickup all the floaty particles of badness in the event of fallout, so when you come back in from scavaging for rabbits, the hair would be glowing with those isotopes things.

    Just wear a wolly hat and haz suit to be sure, some people grow their 'shrooms indoors so guess that could be an option.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Those tablets were our governments answer to Armageddon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71 ✭✭pekitivey


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You mean I'm gonna have halitosis AND frizzy hair? Feck that, I'll take the cyanide.
    For sure, conditioner will attract and pickup all the floaty particles of badness in the event of fallout, so when you come back in from scavaging for rabbits, the hair would be glowing with those isotopes things.

    Just wear a wolly hat and haz suit to be sure, some people grow their 'shrooms indoors so guess that could be an option.

    Government issued cyanide is far easier that shrooming.

    Shrooming - A word I just made up meaning the act of growing safe mushrooms in a time of fallout.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    pekitivey wrote: »
    Government issued cyanide is far easier that shrooming.

    Shrooming - A word I just made up meaning the act of growing safe mushrooms in a time of fallout.


    I'm pretty sure shrooming is already a thing :P.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,483 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    B0jangles wrote: »
    pekitivey wrote: »
    Government issued cyanide is far easier that shrooming.

    Shrooming - A word I just made up meaning the act of growing safe mushrooms in a time of fallout.


    I'm pretty sure shrooming is already a thing :P.
    Shrooming would be something to do before you pop your government issued cyanide capsule while you still have minty fresh breath and smooth, glossy hair.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,385 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    They were sent because people were very worried about Sellafield at the time. It wasn't about Chernobyl or 9/11.

    On that topic, does anyone who was in primary school at the time remember sending postcards to Prince Charles, Tony Blair and the head of British Nuclear Fuel?

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/anti-sellafield-postcard-campaign-finalised-1.418312


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    BeerFarts wrote: »
    I'm still bitter that I never got a pack. I was destined to die in a nuclear fallout.
    I grew up in a family of ten. eight siblngs and two parents. There were only six tablets. "Adults take two tablets, children one tablet and infants between a quarter and half a tablet"Can you imagine my house before taken any? It'd be the Hunger Games and that's before nuclear fallout. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    You're going to tell me you don't remember millennium candles or trees next.

    Ah the good aul millennium candle....I thought someone had landed a pipe bomb in my porch the night that got delivered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,450 ✭✭✭✭Grayson



    And look at the tit that issued them
    The Minister for Health and Children, Mr Martin, promised the tablets after a controversy last September involving his then Government colleague, Minister of State Mr Joe Jacob. Mr Jacob held responsibility for nuclear issues but failed to reassure the public while speaking on RTÉ that the Government had a workable response to a nuclear accident, including the availability of iodine tablets.

    I don't remember the millennium candles at all. I remember the trees but not the candles. So I googled them. There's a bloke on adverts selling one for a fiver

    https://www.adverts.ie/candles-candle-holders/millennium-candle/13123656

    They mention it here along with some other old memorabilia. When I look at that photo it looks familiar but I don't remember them.
    https://www.dailyedge.ie/national-treasures-project-rte-3593707-Sep2017/

    (They're wrong about Kurt Kobain playing in the RDS the day he was found dead. The tickets for his gig went on sale the day beforehand. I remember because my housemate had queued for hours to get one and was so pissed off :) )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Dj Stiggie


    This thread made me realise there's going to be some mad shít in that time capsule* on the Naas dual carriageway for future generations to gawk at.

    *I actually can't verify that it is a time capsule, but my neighbour told me it was when we drove past it once when I was a kid. You know the mad looking ball that looks like a fúcked up road rolled into a ball...

    Edit: Yeah, I realise it's time to go to sleep


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,431 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    valoren wrote: »
    Have a look through the drawer at home like the one below. Every house has a drawer like it. I'd bet some still have the tablets in it too.
    I have rooms like that...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    i choked on mine. Huge claim imminent :D


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