Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

goose2005 · 05-11-2018 05:47PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"I hope one day to be a Vegan."

It's almost a religion to some.

St. Celery, the Patron Saint of Vegetarianism

it's like having a vocation, you hope to some day be blessed with an appetite for coconut and seaweed

thecretinhop · 05-11-2018 08:02PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I taut last week dat Fateen did sound like he had a birra de cold an dat. Maybe he lost his voyis, not just de camp wan, over past daze. Wonder if he’s got de inshurdance for loss of voyis? He’ll probably be a bit hoarse and spluttery still tamarra.

A doseen of coddle and a garlic gargle and he'll be as right as rain.

remember when de omen nearly died on ll his cold was so bad. that was the rte contempt at its finest..

honeybear · 05-11-2018 08:13PM

Hope Joe is not off sick atm, but wouldn’t it be funny if he rang in LL regarding his disability payment not being correct?

ButtersSuki · 05-11-2018 08:18PM

vicwatson wrote: »

PBH is in his mid 40's, I thought more like mid 50's

https://twitter.com/RTEOne/status/1059107328530767877

I was affected by it Joe.

I'm affected by the fact that the show doesn't even do what it claims to do and actually tell us "what happened next?", it's merely a retelling - at a significant cost - of what happened on a radio show in some cases years ago. I'm concerned that the State Broadcaster, whilst running at a massive loss, is using its finite resources to fund a vanity project for one of its most grossly overpaid and unprofessional broadcasters for no other logical reasons than to appease his giant ego.

And that's before we talk about it as an avenue to metaphorically plough more fees into the trough for the metaphorical pig to feed from, so to speak.

Who can I talk to about these issues? RTÉ?

As you would say yourself....Oh Good Luck.

Jeff2 · 05-11-2018 10:03PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://twitter.com/RTEOne/status/1059107328530767877

Who can I talk to about these issues? RTÉ?

As you would say yourself....Oh Good Luck.

Go to the RTE Annual general meeting.

I think we all are shareholders.

Google RTE agm. RTE annual general meeting.

05-11-2018 11:08PM

I’m looking forward to de day when de first complaints come in re change of Ryanair baggage policy, where literally unless you opt to pay a full baggage charge you can take on board no more than a small handbag, which is only practical if yer going on a day trip, as in a business trip to London. So de facto, de very mostest of us will have to pay full whack and book de trip on dat understanding or else give yer business elsewhere. But Lahvlahn will get great mileage out of dis, no doubt at all about dis.

ButtersSuki · 05-11-2018 11:13PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I’m looking forward to de day when de first complaints come in re change of Ryanair baggage policy, where literally unless you opt to pay a full baggage charge you can take on board no more than a small handbag, which is only practical if yer going on a day trip, as in a business trip to London. So de facto, de very mostest of us will have to pay full whack and book de trip on dat understanding or else give yer business elsewhere. But Lahvlahn will get great mileage out of dis, no doubt at all about dis.

Anto: I didn't know nuttin' abour dis Joe. No one told me abour it. Michael O'Leary didn't send me a text or nuttin' - and he had me number when I buked me tickets and dat, and it wasn't in de papers and dat or on any news programme or nuttin'. Den wen we got on de plane me wife couldn't sit beside de chislers and we were all separated and dat and it was terrybul upsettin'. And I couldn't use de voucher dat me ma gave me when I got our a de prison becauyse she put me full name Annetinny on it and not Anto. It ruined de holiday Joe. It's a disgrace.
Joe: Was it yer main holiday?

ButtersSuki · 05-11-2018 11:13PM

Jeff2 wrote: »

Go to the RTE Annual general meeting.
I think we all are shareholders.

Google RTE agm. RTE annual general meeting.

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! :pac:

sligojoek · 05-11-2018 11:18PM

|Happy 29,000th

2smiggy · 05-11-2018 11:57PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Anto: I didn't know nuttin' abour dis Joe. No one told me abour it. Michael O'Leary didn't send me a text or nuttin' - and he had me number when I buked me tickets and dat, and it wasn't in de papers and dat or on any news programme or nuttin'. Den wen we got on de plane me wife couldn't sit beside de chislers and we were all separated and dat and it was terrybul upsettin'. And I couldn't use de voucher dat me ma gave me when I got our a de prison becauyse she put me full name Annetinny on it and not Anto. It ruined de holiday Joe. It's a disgrace.
Joe: Was it yer main holiday?

What colour was the plane ?

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 02:14AM

Look what I just found.

Doesn't bode well for tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/SheehanNeise/status/1059510340541661184?s=19

2smiggy · 06-11-2018 09:24AM

sligojoek wrote: »

Look what I just found.

Doesn't bode well for tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/SheehanNeise/status/1059510340541661184?s=19

we could all do with of versatis in our lives again.

wonder what denise's aliment is, good chance we are going to find out !!

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 10:35AM

sligojoek wrote: »

|Happy 29,000th

Tanks a (29) thousind and dat.

But c'mere ta me sez I....WHOY duz me profile show a different number and dat....a paltry 28,871? Does dat mean I've been in trubble/had posts deleted or wha....129 times?

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 10:47AM

It's showing as 29,001 here now. Maybe something to do with the glitches on boards over the last while.

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 10:49AM

https://twitter.com/GI_Irland/status/1059478669951938565

Janey Mackers, it never stops. Red carpet one assumes?

Ze German Chislers zat zid Doyed in WWI and dat, with a sequel to fallow - can you guess de name of it?n:pac:

Or maybe it was av Zank You for his contributions to Ze German Print Industry?

https://twitter.com/Margaretkeys/status/1058329589460688897

And don't forget ta buy me buke and bring zisser chislers ta de Panto wit me as de hollygram in it and dat.

Is "Frogheda" de new "Tulla-More-Ray"?

https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1055585372971905025

https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1055570087678300162

Not content with misusing "wow" in speech, he's decided to misuse it in print too, so to speak.

https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1048340174525149191

The host, 6 in "the team" AND "support" and then when challenged he says "it's just me and a producer" or "it's just me and a researcher".

https://twitter.com/freyamcc/status/1052205467605393408

Stardust buke next year with Freya judging by dat tweet so to speak. Remember where you hearded it furst and dat.

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 10:50AM

sligojoek wrote: »

It's showing as 29,001 here now. Maybe something to do with the glitches on boards over the last while.

There's been a discrepancy between the post count on the posts themselves and that in my profile for a long time. I did ask de question before and dat, but no-one answered me so to speak.

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 11:00AM

Talk to Joe.

What colour were the missing posts, Caller?

Odyssey 2005 · 06-11-2018 12:11PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

There's been a discrepancy between the post count on the posts themselves and that in my profile for a long time. I did ask de question before and dat, but no-one answered me so to speak.

W. O. W.

dvcireland · 06-11-2018 12:40PM

Gee Dee Pee Oar

Whirld Wur One

Bukemaking (Printed in Germany)

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 12:43PM

POSSIBLY on twoday's show:

GDPeeeR sez he. Has it gone crazy sez he? De Gubbermint will not tell de Taxpayer how much ministers and ex-ministers are gettin' in de pension and dat.

Hostible patient info not given to chisler of adult? WHOY? GDPeeeR sez he. It's gone mad and dat./

De Poppy and PoppyWatch, PoppyWatch will accost you if day see you wit a Poppy and dat, and stop you selling Poppies if day see you selling dem.

Bookmaking and betting and betting masheens in pubs and dat. Wouldn't be tolerated in a coffee shop sez caller. She'll be on later.

He stumbled badly through the promo today, must have been a lot of sherry at Ze Geothe Institute last night.

Ronan playing a song about Baton Rouge. Dis poster went out wit a Southern Belle from Baton Rouge for a while. Crazy place. It's not Bat-On Rouge Ronan sez I......more "Bat-in Rouge".

Brendan Bendar · 06-11-2018 01:27PM

Wore ya out did she?

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 01:37PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Wore ya out did she?

Lol. Distance killed it sadly. It's not easy to get from Ireland to BR today, back then it was much harder (no pun intended!). Had a chance to move and hesitated for reasons that make no sense to me today. Lots of regrets there.

They're different in the deep south caller. Very different!

I wonder if I call in wood Joe offer me some advice? :rolleyes: Do de versatis patches fix de broken hearts and dat?

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 01:38PM

Won't be listening today folks, "enjoy".

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 01:43PM

I always think of this song when I hear of Baton Rouge,

2smiggy · 06-11-2018 01:46PM

Triona is making my ears bleed already !!

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 01:47PM

And he starts off with a snotty .. "Good thanks.. What happened?"

"Faaaahder"

SEPT 23 1989 · 06-11-2018 01:50PM

Johns tinfoil hat is interfering with his mobile signal

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 01:53PM

Joe is going to blame this guy for the whole GDPR thing.

Dan Jaman · 06-11-2018 01:53PM

Ah, the GDPR, wonderful place.
I recall having Martinis and a fish supper in a cute little cafe overlooking the Bay of Martyrs, while listening to that inspiring Mr Rechtlune on the radio.

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 01:54PM

I can see Joe using the "Bubble bath" soundbite in the next series of ads.

Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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