Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

Mena Mitty · 05-11-2018 02:29PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Burnt crispy bits, a sheer delight.

...especially if they're crisped in butter. I love white soda bread fried in butter until crispy golden brown with a sprinkle of salt on top...my go to comfort food when I 'not well'

manodepeeple · 05-11-2018 02:29PM

The dried twigs have been soaked in petrol so now won't someone just launch in a lit match so we can extract the real gold potential here.

vicwatson · 05-11-2018 02:30PM

That Paul Hogan on?

manodepeeple · 05-11-2018 02:31PM

vicwatson wrote: »

That Paul Hogan on?

A Kiwi Paul Hogan?

vicwatson · 05-11-2018 02:33PM

That's rubbish that 60% is unused

vicwatson · 05-11-2018 02:33PM

manodepeeple wrote: »

A Kiwi Paul Hogan?

Couldnt tell the difference in the accent

Mena Mitty · 05-11-2018 02:34PM

No it's not disgarded....uncle Albert has been feeding the dogs of the nation on the bare best.

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2018 02:34PM

vicwatson wrote: »

That's rubbish that 60% is unused

I'm fairly sure what we don't eat, the pet food industry does.
And that's not thinking about the cheap burger industry, either.
Really, you don't want to think about cheap burgers.

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2018 02:36PM

Farting cows, de bassards.

05-11-2018 02:37PM

This is so boring, so very very boring. Was switched off there as I had phone calls to make, returned to more of the same.

Mena Mitty · 05-11-2018 02:37PM

Ah here the Agriliveline is too serious, I'm out.

manodepeeple · 05-11-2018 02:38PM

Time to cull Donal methinks.

Not a clue.

DoctorEdgeWild · 05-11-2018 02:39PM

Hilarious level of understanding going on today on the Lahvlahn.

05-11-2018 02:40PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Not much GOLD here today, more like brass.

Tin

thecretinhop · 05-11-2018 02:42PM

any vegan i have ever met has been an absolute nutter

05-11-2018 02:46PM

vicwatson wrote: »

Couldnt tell the difference in the accent

A kiwi accent is like dis: think roughly of Aussie, then for word “men” and so on substitute a short-vowelled “mean”. Had a kiwi nun who was also bona fide certified mad, so de accent scares me.

05-11-2018 02:47PM

Cancer, more like it.

sligojoek · 05-11-2018 02:47PM

Ah, A bit of cancer to start off the week.

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2018 02:48PM

There's only one advantage to vegetarianism for me.
When I was living in student digs I found I could eat for a tenner a week, and eat quite well, at that. I also lost some weight, and didn't feel starved.
On the odd occasion since, sometimes lasting for several weeks or months, I've gone veggie again, but only to lose some weight, nothing to do with a mission in life, or a feeling for the planet, or any of that bollocks.

05-11-2018 02:49PM

Need to get yer tits off luv.

I had colon removed to prevent cancer as well as other ill effects. Well worth gettubg rid of very sick organs.

manodepeeple · 05-11-2018 02:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A kiwi accent is like dis: think roughly of Aussie, then for word “men” and so on substitute a short-vowelled “mean”. Had a kiwi nun who was also bona fide certified mad, so de accent scares me.

...or just as 'em "what comes after 5?", and then run away giggling

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2018 02:51PM

Whassa mater you,
Issa nice-a place
Ah, shuddupayaface.

05-11-2018 02:52PM

Well she is being proactive, with this surgery the state is saved cost of later cancer treatment, etc

05-11-2018 02:55PM

Bet the one in the Private is working.

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2018 02:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Bet the one in the Private is working.

With spares from the public one keeping it going.

05-11-2018 02:58PM

Fateen back tomorrow, after his Caribbean getaway.

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2018 02:59PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Fateen back tomorrow, after his Caribbean getaway.

Personally inspecting his holdings in the Caymans.

ButtersSuki · 05-11-2018 03:22PM

vicwatson wrote: »

PBH is in his mid 40's, I thought more like mid 50's

Seriously? Is he really? I assumed from seeing him and hearing him he was at least in his 50s.....or a chisler in De Fateen Age Decriptorometer and dat.

05-11-2018 03:43PM

I taut last week dat Fateen did sound like he had a birra de cold an dat. Maybe he lost his voyis, not just de camp wan, over past daze. Wonder if he’s got de inshurdance for loss of voyis? He’ll probably be a bit hoarse and spluttery still tamarra.

Mena Mitty · 05-11-2018 04:35PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I taut last week dat Fateen did sound like he had a birra de cold an dat. Maybe he lost his voyis, not just de camp wan, over past daze. Wonder if he’s got de inshurdance for loss of voyis? He’ll probably be a bit hoarse and spluttery still tamarra.

A doseen of coddle and a garlic gargle and he'll be as right as rain.

Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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