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Ian Paisley jokes

  • 27-08-2003 8:44pm
    #1
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭


    Ian Paisley wakes up after 20 years in a coma. A friend approaches him and says “I have some bad news and some really bad news”
    Ian: “Give me the bad news first”
    Friend : “Gerry Adams is President of a 32 county Ireland”
    Ian: “Oh god that’s terrible just terrible. What’s the really bad news?”
    Friend: “ Celtic beat Rangers”
    Ian: “Oh fock, why did I wake up! What was the score?”
    Friend: “3-18 to 1-12”


Comments

  • #2
    Kappar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Kappar


    LOL, I didn't get it for a while though


  • #3
    Clover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭Clover


    lol :)


  • #4
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    The was supposed to be an image incerted into that post but it diddnt work. Can someone help me here, wat do I need to do?


  • #5
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Ian Paisley is walking down a street and he sees a youg Protestant playing with a piece of sh*t.
    “Rrr watr ya doin there boy!?”
    “I’m making a model of a catholic man”
    “Rrr gud gud carry on”

    He walks further down the street and sees a Catholic boy playing with another piece of sh*t
    “Rrr watr ya doin there boy!?”
    “I’m making a model of a catholic man”
    “Rrr your doin it all wrong. Why ernt yam akin a model of a Protestant man?”
    “I haven’t enough sh*t”


  • #6
    Lukin Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Lukin Black


    Originally posted by Vader
    The was supposed to be an image incerted into that post but it diddnt work. Can someone help me here, wat do I need to do?

    [img]http://address.to.image[/img]

    or you can attach it, but it doesn't come up inline.


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  • #7
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Ok fock it, I have the pic on my pc but cant post it and for some focked up reason I cant post a link directly to the image. I must be one dumb fock. Anyways its the one on the top left

    images?as_q=&svnum=10&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=Ian+Paisley+jpg&as_oq=&as_eq=&imgsz=xlarge&as_filetype=&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=images

    If you cant beat em join em.


  • #8
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    You're (probably) not a dumb "fock"... inline images are disabled in the humour forum.

    Funny joke by the way... (the first one that is)


  • #9
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    You're (probably) not a dumb "fock"...
    Thats good to hear. If you didn't like the second joke try this:
    What do you do if you see Ian Paisley running across a field with his face half blown off?


















    Stop laughing and reload


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