Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2018 07:29PM

Oh lol, here's another beauty:

"I’m not allowed get cross"

I'll calm down if you calm down!
Why didn't you turn your gun on the journalists?
Is everybody in America Chris?
Bad, bad, bad, bad bastards.
Ryanair! Vouchers!
Don't you be givin' me any of yer auld guff!

That's off the top of my head in 5seconds. If I put some thought into it and dug back into the thread I'd have hundreds of examples!

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2018 07:29PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Is he delusional or what?

Yes.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2018 07:34PM

Incredibly rich, and still no idea about the length of a gentleman's shirt sleeve when worn under a jacket (and that jacket is incredibly ill-fitting too).

Have one of your staff read this and report back to you:
https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/sleeve-length-suits-shirts-jackets/

Gentlemen, should you have a sartorial question, I may be contacted via PM.

Dan Jaman · 22-09-2018 07:59PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Have one of your staff read this and report back to you:
https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/sleeve-length-suits-shirts-jackets/

Good man; now I may dress in the finest elegance sporting my black Ts and Kevlar denims.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2018 08:00PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Good man; now I may dress in the finest elegance sporting my black Ts and Kevlar denims.

Wat colour are de black Ts?

thecretinhop · 22-09-2018 08:37PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Oh lol, here's another beauty:

"I’m not allowed get cross"

I'll calm down if you calm down!
Why didn't you turn your gun on the journalists?
Is everybody in America Chris?
Bad, bad, bad, bad bastards.
Ryanair! Vouchers!
Don't you be givin' me any of yer auld guff!

That's off the top of my head in 5seconds. If I put some thought into it and dug back into the thread I'd have hundreds of examples!

correction
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
...... back after dese..

HeidiHeidi · 22-09-2018 09:18PM

thecretinhop wrote: »

correction
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
...... back after dese..

And it was "bad, bad, bad, BAD bastards".

You need to SHOUT the last bad.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2018 09:42PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

And it was "bad, bad, bad, BAD bastards".

You need to SHOUT the last bad.

Don’t you be givin’ me any a yer auld guff.....

thecretinhop · 22-09-2018 09:52PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

thecretinhop wrote: »

correction
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
is everybody in america chris?
...... back after dese..

And it was "bad, bad, bad, BAD bastards".

You need to SHOUT the last bad.

the last rant only dogs could hear it he was so wound up

sligojoek · 22-09-2018 10:21PM

H3 was priceless duringethe week over the exploding holidays. Telling the minister to get off his .... Pause for effect ... ARSE and do something about it..
..

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 01:21AM

sligojoek wrote: »

H3 was priceless duringethe week over the exploding holidays. Telling the minister to get off his .... Pause for effect ... ARSE and do something about it..
..

I still haven’t listened to those shows. Tempted now....

glenfieldman · 23-09-2018 02:58AM

sligojoek wrote: »

H3 was priceless duringethe week over the exploding holidays. Telling the minister to get off his .... Pause for effect ... ARSE and do something about it..
..

H3 ?

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 06:37AM

glenfieldman wrote: »

H3 ?

I would assume a typo where the intended word was “he” so to speak.

Now say “A-ha!” aloud as if you have discovered something truly amazing (when in actual fact in hindsight it’s quite obvious), and you will have taken your first step in De Joe Duffy Wunderful Fantastic Skool of Radio Show Presenting for De Peeple Dat Do Be Doin’ De Hurtin’ And Dat.

sligojoek · 23-09-2018 10:10AM

On my Google keyboard on my eye-phone if you press a letter on the top row for two seconds you get a number.
Ie . Q=1 W=2 E=3 etc.

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 12:55PM

A real heavyweight and important issue for Joe to sink his teeth into this week:

The Sindo are advertising (on RTÉ Radio no less) an ad saying there's a free coffee for every reader at Costa Coffee with this Sunday's issue. However the voucher is actually a Buy One, Get One Free voucher. All we need is some Cavan lad or salt a dee irth to ring in saying he bought the paper in good faith so to speak and 9 people read de paper so he wants 9 free coffees and Joe can attempt to close Costa by 3pm tomorrow so to speak.

Got this in an email and dat:

Free Costa Coffee for every reader.

images?id=2dc45801-c1f3-4e4f-81b0-f0df10e616ea

Free Costa Coffee

Treat your friend to a free Costa coffee this Sunday. Pick up a copy of today's Sunday Independent for your voucher to buy one Costa coffee and get one free.

It's a disgrace Joe!

Atlantic Dawn · 23-09-2018 01:14PM

Yes it does say Free Coffee on the top...

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 01:19PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes it does say Free Coffee on the top...

Could Costa Coffee Vouchers become de next Versaaaaaaaaaatis?

Mind you if he manages to close the Sindo I'll back his campaign.....:pac:

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 01:21PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes it does say Free Coffee on the top...

I see Gay Byrne is on the cover too - Joe will likely take credit for putting him there as he made him a household name after all.

And the Sindo taking a break from trying to make the Garrihy Family into Ireland's Kardashians to once again attempt to breathe life into Caroline Morahan's "career".

zell12 · 23-09-2018 01:31PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A real heavyweight and important issue for Joe to sink his teeth into this week:
.... It's a disgrace Joe!

But Joe I have no friends! It's discriminatory.
There's not even one Costa on my street.
And I don't even like the Primo Bonfire Spiced drink

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Atlantic Dawn · 23-09-2018 01:34PM

"Offer is valid at participating Costa Stores in Ireland and Northern Ireland Only"...what kind of a bloody idiot phrased that term?

sligojoek · 23-09-2018 02:01PM

Is "Hollywood star" Caroline home again?

23-09-2018 02:21PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Could Costa Coffee Vouchers become de next Versaaaaaaaaaatis?

Mind you if he manages to close the Sindo I'll back his campaign.....:pac:

Damn, gonna miss diss, will be in de Firt of Bonnie & Clyde next week.

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 02:52PM

zell12 wrote: »

But Joe I have no friends! It's discriminatory.
There's not even one Costa on my street.
And I don't even like the Primo Bonfire Spiced drink

Good point caller, well made.

It’s also discriminatory so to speak to tea drinkers and dat. Not everywan duz be drinkin’ dem fancy coffee and dat. You never sawed Mrs. Browinz Boyiz drinkin’ de fancy coffees.

I rink de only fair solution here is for Costa ta give free coffees to everywan for a week and dat. Or else to close, wit de loss of hindrids a jobs and dat will affect hundrids a fambilies.

ButtersSuki · 23-09-2018 02:54PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Is "Hollywood star and star of Anglo The Musical" Caroline home again?

FYP

zell12 · 23-09-2018 04:11PM

OLIVER CALLAN

BBC Radio Four has its own version of Liveline, sort of.
It’s awfully urbane and lacks Joe Duffy’s snorts of indignation or chortles of cheer.
You and Yours featured a live phone-in about the attitudes of the British public to Brexit.
It was a good national mood barometer, much how Liveline acts as a Tannoy for Ireland

ButtersSuki · 24-09-2018 09:55AM

Prof. John Crowne on with Pat Kenny discussing the Serve Voy Ickle cancer screening scandal amongst other things. No sensationalism, no shoutin’ and roarin’, no emotional blackmail, no tears, etc. Fateen certainly wouldn’t like it.

When you listen to Pat conduct this interview with someone who actually knows what they’re talking about and contrast that with Duffy’s taloid, rabble-rousing, emotion-over-fact bias and agenda-laden show you really see the difference between a professional broadcaster on a well edited and produced show over Fateen’s Bull in a China Shop style.

24-09-2018 10:53AM

zell12 wrote: »

OLIVER CALLAN

Der must surely be a Joseph Duffsworth, almost an exact replica of Fateen in style and substance somewhere on English radio, maybe a cockney version on some local London station.

ButtersSuki · 24-09-2018 11:02AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Der must surely be a Joseph Duffsworth, almost an exact replica of Fateen in style and substance somewhere on English radio, maybe a cockney version on some local London station.

Not a chance on any of the nationals nor any of the bigger regional or large city stations, they just wouldn’t get away with such amateurism, rudeness, bias, ego, promotion of their own side and vanity-projects etc.

If there is an equivalent, he’s on some amateur station with a tiny audience. AND HE’S CERTAINLY NOT ON “DUFFY MUNNY”.

24-09-2018 11:46AM

Can’t listen to dis as I’m in de aeroport sans headphones, but here the BBC seem to be doing something along the lines of Lahvlahn, although I guess it’s an email in rather than phone-in show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02nrvlw/episodes/downloads

24-09-2018 11:53AM

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/jan/28/we-need-to-talk-why-britain-loves-radio-phone-ins

Yes, der does seem to be de Lahvlahns over der in Yew Kay. Will have to try listenin to podcasts when I’m super-bored, to see if there is a Duffington, McDuff or Dyffi on any of de stations; a salt-o-de-eert, man-o-the-people type thick with the local dialect and sense of self-importance.

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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