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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    She has Leukemia.
    Can you describe the Luke emia caller ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭cozar


    I've been stuck in a car for the lat half hour. Liveline was on. I was actually considering getting out early and getting the bus home to avoid liveline. Its so bad.

    I'll have to drink a bottle of gin, curl up into the foetal position and start **** and crying just to make to pain go away.

    Could you not just switch off the radio?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    I'm out , too disgusted to even take the pee ! Fvck you Joe !!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭liam7831


    Wtf was that before the break


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Brutal stuff


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    liam7831 wrote: »
    Wtf was that before the break

    Joe couldn't follow the script.
    Seems they're going off script now without him.


  • Posts: 21,291 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just tuned in. Heard bits on car radio. Dreadful.

    Was reminded of Fateen in Mr Price. They had a notice “WOW! 50 tea lights for €4!”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I got more of a laugh reading the comments than I could ever have got by listening to the programme today.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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  • Posts: 21,291 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TICKLE-ISH TURRSDAY.

    TERRDIBBLE TORSDAY!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TERRDIBBLE TORSDAY!


    I didn't make that up btw, that's how it was introduced.


  • Posts: 21,291 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did Joe mention old RTE tv figure, Bunny Carr, on the show today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,660 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    The name is Bond.........
    Oliver Bond.
    Mudder of Jaysus
    I remember that joke from an ad about five (at least) years ago.


    Did she really roll that one out?


    Lyric was only lovely this afternoon, a big long Bach cantata to keep me company on the lethal M50 in the rain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Kerry_2008 wrote: »
    This is absolutely f**kin atrocious. My first time really listening to a funny Friday / Thursday. Are these sane 'comedians' on every month?

    Comedians !!....where ??:eek:
    Only comedian today was the clown who dressed Duffy...now THAT was funny.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    De Bhál wrote: »
    well that was desperate.

    Your new, hi there :P:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭jelutong


    The PAC should be looking to drain the RTE swamp instead of investigating spending linked to the Presidency.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Comedians !!....where ??:eek:
    Only comedian today was the clown who dressed Duffy...now THAT was funny.:p

    As bad as today’s ensemble was, he’s frequently worn worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Your new, hi there :P:D:D

    I never listen to the Friday Funny show as I got bitten before on that one but said I'd give today's a shot as it was a special.

    awful stuff and useful in a way in making sure I never tune in on a Friday.

    In fairness to the show a lot of people like Mrs Brown Boys and the comedy is similar in both so I guess there's a following out there for this rubbish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Was Tickleish Turrsday de Wurstest Lahv Lahn Ever?


    Text Y for Yes.


    Dare is no udder option callers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Mondays show is up on the rte website. What's the bit that's worth a listen


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    It it the full show?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    sligojoek wrote: »
    It it the full show?

    Seems to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I'l have a listen back to the van sale bit. I only got ther end of it due to a cooking fan and a washing machine going.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Funny how thay have Thursday's show up on thursday evening and it takes them three days to get Monday's up.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Funny how thay have Thursday's show up on thursday evening and it takes them three days to get Monday's up.
    add to that, that it was one of the most discussed Liveline topics in weeks!

    Hard to believe its coincidental. Tell you one thing, I'd hate to be Michael O'Leary (not dat O'Leary!) after Monday's show, if Mrs O'Leary is in fact still with us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    add to that, that it was one of the most discussed Liveline topics in weeks!

    Hard to believe its coincidental. Tell you one thing, I'd hate to be Michael O'Leary (not dat O'Leary!) after Monday's show, if Mrs O'Leary is in fact still with us.

    If anyone else, only someone who was called Michael O Leary bought a heap of ****e from a Nigerian woman, Would this call have seen the light of day?

    Maybe there's someone trawling twitter for people called MOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    If anyone else, only someone who was called Michael O Leary bought a heap of ****e from a Nigerian woman, Would this call have seen the light of day?

    Maybe there's someone trawling twitter for people called MOL

    Joe’s Dream Call:

    A man named Michael O’Leary gets turned away at de Ryanair desk as his voucher says Mick O’Leary on it and dat. Michael is a former taxi driver turned Dubalin Bus driver, has cancer, has just buried his mudder and fadder, his mudder spent toyme in a Magdalene Laundry, he is on a pilgrimidge to Lourdezz AND Medd Yew Gorge Gay, luvs Mrs. Browinz Boyiz, was refused de miracle Versatis patches, has been very tired lately and his doctor thinks he may now have Lime’s Disease, has a chisler wit Ass Burgers, loves Arlene Foster’s singing, is related to several chislers dat did doyed in de rising, is a bit of an artist himself as he duz do be do a bit a paintin’ around de house and dat, and did wroted a poem for his appearance on de show twoday, which he’ll now read out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe’s Dream Call:

    A man named Michael O’Leary gets turned away at de Ryanair desk as his voucher says Mick O’Leary on it and dat. Michael is a former taxi driver turned Dubalin Bus driver, has cancer, has just buried his mudder and fadder, his mudder spent toyme in a Magdalene Laundry, he is on a pilgrimidge to Lourdezz AND Medd Yew Gorge Gay, luvs Mrs. Browinz Boyiz, was refused de miracle Versatis patches, has been very tired lately and his doctor thinks he may now have Lime’s Disease, has a chisler wit Ass Burgers, loves Arlene Foster’s singing, is related to several chislers dat did doyed in de rising, is a bit of an artist himself as he duz do be do a bit a paintin’ around de house and dat, and did wroted a poem for his appearance on de show twoday, which he’ll now read out.
    Right so; thas the whold of Frydez show taen care oh an' dat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Right so; thas the whold of Frydez show taen care oh an' dat.

    I have a feeling he won’t be in twoday after de exertions of yisterday and dat so to speak.....a little break-wen may be required.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,590 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


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    would not expect him in either after that journey back from Tullamooorieee

    We could be stuck with PBH, again


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