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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I'd rather starve than eat Tesco beans and sausages , lol , Retch !!!


    A complete meal in a tin. Lovely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,178 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    No security inside.
    There will be a load of stuff going missing tonight.

    National alert for certain travelling salesmen to converge on the site now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    He will need all the lights he can gather up to catch the knackers robbing rings around them down there tonight.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Jesus, a bit of wind and you'd think it was a national disaster.

    It will be by the time Joe signs off !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,461 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I feel a Foiver Fer-i-day on the way for these stricken traders


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Joe can't fathom the notion of people travelling around "working" to make money.

    He can barely contain his bewilderment....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,438 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    The Time The Ploughing got Blown Out of It.

    A new musical by Paul Howard.

    "...tragic..." Joesph Duffy, Author / Social Commentator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Has he said "Tullamoray" yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Getting blown in the toilets....


    Oooh Matron!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Holy windborne ****boxes Batman !!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    exploding vacations last week
    exploding toilets this week


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,557 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe: "Wooooow"

    Joe: "woow"


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah Ian, you're in Fivealley heading home to Nenagh, relax.

    You'd push the car that distance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Sheet of galvanise blown off in the wind.

    Joe: WOW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    zell12 wrote: »
    Joe: "Wooooow"

    Joe: "woow"


    Wat's de wow count now? Has he broken the 100 barrier yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeez, I recall the Ploughing when it was held in a field or two on a farm near Piltown.
    A traffic jam then would have been two carts and a crapping dog.
    Who'd have thought it would be some size like now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,461 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Joe typing 'telescopic shovel' into Google.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,557 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Was it Barrys or Lyons tea?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    You only had the one day off??? ....sez Joe.


    Gud luck sez Joe.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    BPKS wrote: »
    Joe typing 'telescopic shovel' into Google.
    He uses one every month to collect his money with.


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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wat's de wow count now? Has he broken the 100 barrier yet?

    Can someone here write a compewter program to do de WOW, de DEATH, de So to Speak counts. He seems to have eased up on the latter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Guy on the Tubridy ad: The first place I headed for was the morgue.

    How did Joe miss this guy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,557 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    I can't see the image on de wireless


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That’ll go infectious, he sez


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    de buckah uh da digga


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    That'll go infectious!! lolol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    "Caterpillar wheels" says he.

    No such thing. that's the point of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    That tweet will go infectious or virus later on sez Fateen..... 400k, total pro.



    lol !!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,557 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Caller: "I'm married to a madman who goes looking at storms"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    i married a MADMAN joe!


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