proverbs.

Edgware · 14-09-2018 01:15PM

If you have a reputation for getting up early you can stay in bed till midday

14-09-2018 01:40PM

Fair weather never made erm fair friend
Two in the hand is worth four in the bush
Look both ways before crossing the street
He who is a gobshíte shall always be a gobshíte
Mind how you go for the way is paved with danger

DublinCJM · 14-09-2018 01:52PM

Man who walks through airport door sideways going to bangkok
Woman who sits on jockeys lap gets hot tip
Man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky all day long
Man who runs behind bus gets exhausted

wexie · 14-09-2018 01:53PM

Beware of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

Pherekydes · 14-09-2018 04:33PM

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Mookie Blaylock · 14-09-2018 04:36PM

A kick in the balls is worth 2 in the bush

RiderOnTheStorm · 14-09-2018 05:02PM

The early bird catches the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

wexie · 14-09-2018 05:08PM

It takes a big man to cry

And it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

7 Seconds... · 14-09-2018 05:12PM

Heard this on the radio today, thought it was good:

No point being the richest person in the graveyard.

14-09-2018 05:59PM

She who is the biggest bítch will always be the biggest bítch.
Do not do today what you can do next month.
Rich man never knows bad day.

14-09-2018 05:59PM

Better to be pregnant with food rather than child.

Edgware · 14-09-2018 06:01PM

Even a good dog likes to lick his balls

14-09-2018 06:04PM

Much wants more, and more is never satisfied.

Pinch Flat · 14-09-2018 07:23PM

I’d rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy

14-09-2018 07:33PM

Can I come too... wrote: »

No point being the richest person in the graveyard.

Aye, 'no towbar on a hearse' is another one i'm fond of (particularly when i'm overdrawn).

Yer Da sells Avon · 14-09-2018 08:05PM

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt.

Kevin Finnerty · 14-09-2018 08:19PM

If you want to know someone, look in their rubbish bin.

15-09-2018 12:38AM

A Polish proverb......"Not my circus, not my monkeys"

wexie · 15-09-2018 11:04AM

368100 wrote: »

A Polish proverb......"Not my circus, not my monkeys"

Similar to one I would frequently hear in work

You can train a monkey but it'll still only be a trained monkey

Mookie Blaylock · 15-09-2018 11:07AM

wexie wrote: »

Similar to one I would frequently hear in work

You can train a monkey but it'll still only be a trained monkey

Pay peanuts....all you'll get are monkeys

sligojoek · 15-09-2018 01:55PM

You can out a suit on a monkey but you can't hide his tail.

Poor Uncle Tom · 15-09-2018 02:01PM

With all these monkeys, the public service must be hiring again.

Ted_YNWA · 15-09-2018 02:03PM

The cream may rise to the top, but sh1t also floats.

wexie · 15-09-2018 02:06PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

but sh1t also floats.

And shit rolls down hill

Autosport · 15-09-2018 02:10PM

The right man will move mountains to be with you, he won't hide behind them.

Slow progress is better than no progress

Deub · 15-09-2018 02:14PM

An african one:
He who swallows a coconut, trusts his anus.

Pints? · 15-09-2018 02:15PM

All of man's problems stem from his inability to sit quietly in a room by himself.

Autosport · 15-09-2018 02:26PM

No relationship is all sunshine but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm
together.

Sky King · 15-09-2018 02:27PM

The man who never made a mistake never made anything.

gozunda · 15-09-2018 02:28PM

There's a whole feckin book of proverbs in the bible ....

Knock yerselves out :pac:

http://biblescripture.net/Proverbs.html

proverbs.

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