I just ate half a box of six-year-old Ferrero Rocher

07-09-2018 03:45AM #1

... and I don't feel so fancy.

Bought them in a dodgy newsagent's when i was down home over the weekend. Should have known something wasn't right when the staple diet of the diplomatic corps was on sale for €2 a box.

Firstly, I'd like to know whether i can sue the charlatan who sold me this shite. Secondly, I'd like to know whether i can afford do go to sleep without destroying my sheets.
Thirdly, I'd like to know whether you've also ever six-year-old ferrero rocher, ideally without having soiled yourselves during the night.

pleas advice · 07-09-2018 03:49AM

with these Ferrero Rocher, you are really soiling yourself...

Zane97 · 07-09-2018 03:56AM

If it’s any consolation, I through out x2 one year old boxes into the bin last week. Wife said no way to eating them ðŸ™ˆ

Jim Bob Scratcher · 07-09-2018 04:19AM

I hope you're not wearing white undies

marklazarcovic · 07-09-2018 04:35AM

More like a third of a box lightweight ....

Well, lightweight you will be soon enough muaaa haw haw haw ..

per aspera ad astra · 07-09-2018 04:38AM

Thinly veiled 'I can speak Italian thread'.

discobeaker · 07-09-2018 04:41AM

Just to be safe,maybe sleep in the bath tonight

gimli2112 · 07-09-2018 05:05AM

It's "best before" not "use by". One's more dangerous than the other but I think it only applies to chicken.

Beanntraigheach · 07-09-2018 05:10AM

You'll be about half a stone lighter this time tomorrow.

Canis Lupus · 07-09-2018 05:17AM

You ate 6, 6 year old Fererro Rochers before thinking something might have been wrong with them? 6???!!

bogwalrus · 07-09-2018 06:48AM

per aspera ad astra wrote: »

Thinly veiled 'I can speak Italian thread'.

Is this "thinly veiled" thing happening again where in every thread at least one person says it. Happened around 10 years ago and drove me mad.

Avatar MIA · 07-09-2018 06:58AM

bogwalrus wrote: »

Is this "thinly veiled" thing happening again where in every thread at least one person says it. Happened around 10 years ago and drove me mad.

Thinly veiled Boards.ie veteran brag.

Richard Hillman · 07-09-2018 07:53AM

If they tasted OK, then you're legit. Trust your taste buds

frag420 · 07-09-2018 07:55AM

Il alert the ambassadors residence forthwith...

Fr_Dougal · 07-09-2018 07:56AM

Ferrero go pretty stale, not a nice experience. But you would have realized this as you were chomping down, tubster.

frag420 · 07-09-2018 07:56AM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

If they tasted OK, then you're legit. Trust your taste buds

Would you prefer chocolate flavoured sh1t or sh1t flavoured chocolate?

Trust your taste buds!!

Posy · 07-09-2018 08:16AM

6 out of a box of 24 is a quarter of a box. Not a half.

Outlaw Pete · 07-09-2018 08:20AM

Authorities contacted, Mr. Ferrero Rocher.

KERSPLAT! · 07-09-2018 08:21AM

OP is stuck on the bog. Best of luck, you've a rough day ahead.

ianob7 · 07-09-2018 08:25AM

pleas advice wrote:

with these Ferrero Rocher, you are really soiling yourself...

Quite possibly the best comment I've ever read in here !! Well played

PandaPoo · 07-09-2018 09:16AM

frag420 wrote: »

Would you prefer chocolate flavoured sh1t or sh1t flavoured chocolate?

Trust your taste buds!!

That's a really interesting question. I'd pick sh*t flavoured chocolate I think. If it was artificially flavoured. Couldn't eat actual sh*t even if it tasted like chocolate

cbyrd · 07-09-2018 09:21AM

There's enough sugar in them, you'll be grand.. you can send them back to Nestle, with a short letter to where and when you bought them (proof of purchase if you have it helps) they send a rep to the shop to check it out and you'll probably receive a voucher to cover a new box of sweeties...
Lol 6, plonker

! Yes I've eaten over age chocolate, it's a best before not use by.. I have survived.

macwal · 07-09-2018 09:38AM

Posy wrote: »

6 out of a box of 24 is a quarter of a box. Not a half.

Yeah, not even a turd, never mind a half.

Avatar MIA · 07-09-2018 10:36AM

This story should cheer you up, OP.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/grandmother-accidentally-poisons-children-with-hot-chocolate-that-expired-25-years-ago-10148649.html

foxy farmer · 07-09-2018 10:55AM

Avatar MIA wrote: »

This story should cheer you up, OP.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/grandmother-accidentally-poisons-children-with-hot-chocolate-that-expired-25-years-ago-10148649.html

I think the date on that story is a bit dodgy too.

EdgeCase · 07-09-2018 11:03AM

You could be grand or you could be in trouble. It's pot luck with what's been growing in them.

Typically, chocolate has a long shelf life but not that long.

I'd definitely drink plenty of fluids as alert someone to be aware of the fact that you might have food poisoning, just in case anything happens.

You should probably alert the ambassador!

cbyrd: Nestlé have nothing to do with Farerro, thankfully!!

2smiggy · 07-09-2018 11:04AM

has the OP survived the night, or are the Ferrero Rochers still washing out his system ?

Yer Da sells Avon · 07-09-2018 12:34PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

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It's only 'best before', so I'm sure they're safe (albeit chewy and unpleasant) to eat. Tell me, was there any superficial damage to the box?

Avatar MIA · 07-09-2018 12:49PM

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

It's only 'best before', so I'm sure they're safe (albeit chewy and unpleasant) to eat. Tell me, was there any superficial damage to the box?

That doesn't mean something is safe indefinitely though.

corner of hells · 07-09-2018 12:51PM

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

It's only 'best before', so I'm sure they're safe (albeit chewy and unpleasant) to eat. Tell me, was there any superficial damage to the box?

It's his arse that will have the damage , nevermind the box.

Fann Linn · 07-09-2018 12:58PM

This time 6 years ago Dublin only had 1 All Ireland. A lot of water passed under the bridge since those chocolates were in date.

I just ate half a box of six-year-old Ferrero Rocher

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