Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

JMNolan · 03-09-2018 02:51PM

To be fair, parents keep suing and judges keep handing out fortunes of cash. I have sympathy with the schools, compo payouts are ludicrous

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:52PM

De Bhál wrote: »

get this one off the radio

headwreck

He's there most days caller at 13.45

Roger_007 · 03-09-2018 02:52PM

What's de cuntry cummin to at all at all. ........childer runnin into walls and dat?

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:54PM

Mary from the travel pass dept.

03-09-2018 02:54PM

De one about de Free passes is on again. She’s being cagey again.

De Bhál · 03-09-2018 02:54PM

Yes...Mary from Friday is back

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:54PM

He has good news for you Mary..

03-09-2018 02:55PM

Funerdal he sez wit glee

Dan Jaman · 03-09-2018 02:55PM

Bus stop conversations.

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:55PM

Ask her for the password Mary.

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:56PM

70 days...lucky Frank.

StreetLight · 03-09-2018 02:56PM

Gowan Mary, you oul aphrodisiac.

Roger_007 · 03-09-2018 02:56PM

BREAKING NEWS............She was married to her late husband?

03-09-2018 02:56PM

Whoy didn’t yew tell me about yer husband’s death on Froyday. I want to talk about de death.

manodepeeple · 03-09-2018 02:57PM

This has killed my ears.
I'm out.

Dan Jaman · 03-09-2018 02:57PM

Jowel basking in the appreciation, but can't resist digging for de death details.

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:57PM

I wouldn't admit that..

Dan Jaman · 03-09-2018 02:58PM

Jamestown.
Where the arch is, that you drive through.

How's uncle Andy?

Orwellmerchant · 03-09-2018 02:58PM

Shes not great joe

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 02:58PM

Will Joe ask about the dying aunt.

03-09-2018 02:58PM

How’s....? She’s nearly dead.

cozar · 03-09-2018 02:58PM

aunty mary aunty rita, ben and jerry FFS

statto25 · 03-09-2018 02:58PM

Saint Joe strikes again

03-09-2018 03:00PM

statto25 wrote: »

Saint Joe strikes again

It’s for de telly program don’t yew know!

03-09-2018 03:01PM

And of course Yew produced.

Nice day for parachuting so Fungus must be at Clonbulloge

Mena Mitty · 03-09-2018 03:04PM

Jow channelling Eamonn Andrews.

'You haven't spoken since 1947 at Auntie Nora's funreal, Black 47 Kathleen sotospeak, but we found her, 4,000 miles away in a home for the bewildered and she's alive, just about, and she'll be loive on the Loiveline after dese'

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 07:01PM

I'll just park this here;);)

ButtersSuki · 03-09-2018 08:11PM

How bad was it.....so to speak?

ButtersSuki · 03-09-2018 08:14PM

For whoever requested it, the Rocking Hobby Horse of Death and dat is below: For a short while I'd post a new one each time he talked about a death on any one show....individual deaths now; not everytime he said de wurd "death" and dat. I got to 11 one day!

ButtersSuki · 03-09-2018 08:16PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 170
Joe Shows: 135
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €337,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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