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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭JMNolan


    To be fair, parents keep suing and judges keep handing out fortunes of cash. I have sympathy with the schools, compo payouts are ludicrous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    De Bhál wrote: »
    get this one off the radio

    headwreck

    He's there most days caller at 13.45 :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    What's de cuntry cummin to at all at all. ........childer runnin into walls and dat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Mary from the travel pass dept.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    De one about de Free passes is on again. She’s being cagey again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Yes...Mary from Friday is back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    He has good news for you Mary..


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Funerdal he sez wit glee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Bus stop conversations.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Ask her for the password Mary.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    70 days...lucky Frank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭StreetLight


    Gowan Mary, you oul aphrodisiac.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    BREAKING NEWS............She was married to her late husband?


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whoy didn’t yew tell me about yer husband’s death on Froyday. I want to talk about de death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭manodepeeple


    This has killed my ears.
    I'm out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jowel basking in the appreciation, but can't resist digging for de death details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I wouldn't admit that..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jamestown.
    Where the arch is, that you drive through.

    How's uncle Andy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    Shes not great joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Will Joe ask about the dying aunt.


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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How’s....? She’s nearly dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    aunty mary aunty rita, ben and jerry FFS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,939 ✭✭✭statto25


    Saint Joe strikes again


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    statto25 wrote: »
    Saint Joe strikes again

    It’s for de telly program don’t yew know!


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    And of course Yew produced.

    Nice day for parachuting so Fungus must be at Clonbulloge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,386 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Jow channelling Eamonn Andrews.

    'You haven't spoken since 1947 at Auntie Nora's funreal, Black 47 Kathleen sotospeak, but we found her, 4,000 miles away in a home for the bewildered and she's alive, just about, and she'll be loive on the Loiveline after dese'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I'll just park this here;);)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    How bad was it.....so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    For whoever requested it, the Rocking Hobby Horse of Death and dat is below: For a short while I'd post a new one each time he talked about a death on any one show....individual deaths now; not everytime he said de wurd "death" and dat. I got to 11 one day!


    giphy.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 170
    Joe Shows: 135
    No Show Joe Shows: 35
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 35

    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
    D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
    AT LEAST €337,500*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    DON'T FORGET -
    "We're here all summer" sez he.


    WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.


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