Suggest ways to get attention to a mountain range

Star Bingo · 02-09-2018 05:59PM

There’s sugar atop tham there loafs

Avatar MIA · 02-09-2018 06:35PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Are there caves in it? All you need is a cave, some water, and an eccentric billionaire.

A football team of gullible youngsters and their young coach would also help.

Hammer89 · 02-09-2018 11:07PM

Murder someone famous, bury them up there and then give the guards an anonymous tip as to where he or she is buried. It'll have to be someone who everyone hates, like Brian Ormonde, but someone a lot more famous, otherwise people won't really care where their body was discovered

TheShow · 02-09-2018 11:11PM

Install a few fridges for the poor luas operatives.

Noveight · 02-09-2018 11:18PM

Sex sells. It's the age old rule. Rename it The Big Tits Mountain or something.

4068ac1elhodqr · 02-09-2018 11:21PM

If it has Óir or Ore in the placename or even 'yellow river' suggest there be some fine gold panning opportunities in them there hills. Yee ha.

Hammer89 · 02-09-2018 11:24PM

Noveight wrote: »

Sex sells. It's the age old rule. Rename it The Big Tits Mountain or something.

Or just put a brothel up the top

Sal Butamol · 02-09-2018 11:29PM

Put a statue of Trump on top of it.

03-09-2018 03:46PM

Noveight wrote: »

Sex sells. It's the age old rule. Rename it The Big Tits Mountain or something.

I'd like 12 tickets please.

Sycamore Tree · 03-09-2018 03:49PM

sellasheep wrote: »

I'm Public Relations Officer of a mountain association. How do I generate attention grabbing articles to get people interested in our association?

You could start my actually naming the mountain range. Is it a secret?

Sleepy · 03-09-2018 03:51PM

Arrange for a Mountain Rescue call-out to rescue some models that just happen to get into trouble while shooting a nude calendar or similar? Would pretty much guarantee media coverage in the tabloids though...

(of course it is rather unethical and an awful waste of the mountain resuce volunteers time...)

Mrs OBumble · 03-09-2018 06:17PM

Just in case you want a real answer, Friends of Merlin Woods have done it using a facebook Page and Twitter account, and some great close-up photos of the local wildlife and personal relations to grt them shared.

Returning to After Hours mode: stage a performance of the Sound of Music up there.

Alun · 03-09-2018 06:20PM

Noveight wrote: »

Sex sells. It's the age old rule. Rename it The Big Tits Mountain or something.

Already been done, kind of ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paps_of_Anu

Odyssey 2005 · 03-09-2018 06:21PM

Spread a rumour that you found gold in a stream on the mountain side.

ablelocks · 03-09-2018 09:24PM

1. Make a sign that says

ATTENTION

2. Bring the sign to the top of the mountain. (if it is a range, then make and bring multiple ATTENTION signs)

3. Securely mount your ATTENTION sign(s)

Done. you will have successfully got ATTENTION to a mountain range

Dank Janniels · 03-09-2018 10:01PM

Bring Muhommad to the mountain?

Timberrrrrrrr · 03-09-2018 10:07PM

Raffle off one of the smaller ones.

harry Bailey esq · 04-09-2018 01:09AM

sellasheep wrote: »

I'm Public Relations Officer of a mountain association. How do I generate attention grabbing articles to get people interested in our association?

Dumping a few bodies up there would garner some media attention.

stoneill · 04-09-2018 08:15AM

Just post a notice saying hill walkers are not allowed -

Badly Drunk Boy · 04-09-2018 08:38AM

I misread the thread title. At first, I thought it meant "Oi! I'm a mountain range! LOOK AT ME!!!"

Suggest ways to get attention to a mountain range

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