Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 12:49PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 169
Joe Shows: 134
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €335,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 12:50PM

Won't be in twoday kids, enjoy. Will read de thread later.

Mena Mitty · 31-08-2018 12:50PM

Ireland's biggest maritoime disaster sez Jow. Thought that would have Titanic or Luistania but a quick guggle brings up RMS Leinster torpedoed in the Irish Sea close to Dubalin bay in 1918. Where many ceased to exist Rest in Peace.

sligojoek · 31-08-2018 12:51PM

There was also some gibberish about a blue day for the red rose of the labour party.

31-08-2018 12:56PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Ireland's biggest maritoime disaster sez Jow. Thought that would have Titanic or Luistania but a quick guggle brings up RMS Leinster torpedoed in the Irish Sea close to Dubalin bay in 1918. Where many ceased to exist Rest in Peace.

But but but... de survivors of dose couldn’t phone in to this caller-driven show as day are, dead.

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 12:56PM

Of I thought of a new monciker for Fateen:

DCI Duffy; Dead Chislers Investigator, so to speak.

Any tawts callers?

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 12:57PM

Deleted User wrote: »

But but but... de survivors of dose couldn’t phone in to this caller-driven show as day are, dead.

Joe: It happened in 1918 so to speak and you had to be 16 to join de navy back den so dat wood make sum a de sailors at least 45 now.

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 01:01PM

sligojoek wrote: »

There was also some gibberish about a blue day for the red rose of the labour party.

Dat's rite!

I can't insert the Alan Kelly Sex Face vine as it's been removed from de interweb so to speak. Here's a pic instead:
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De vine was divine so to speak.

SEPT 23 1989 · 31-08-2018 01:10PM

sligojoek wrote: »

There was also some gibberish about a blue day for the red rose of the labour party.

The palmarians have more support in this country

Oops69 · 31-08-2018 01:34PM

Coming up next, FF from the liveline tent in electric picnic ... the silence would be deafening apart from yer man who laughs at his own Jokes .

Dan Jaman · 31-08-2018 01:44PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Just on the above, I was thinking about this earlier. He's still doing the same things he did 9 years ago today - not listening to callers, being rude, shutting callers down if he doesn't like their point of view, being sarcastic, humming and hawing etc. You'd think in that 9 years (I know he's presenting it a lot longer) he'd have honed his technique a little and improved? Not a chance.

The only thing he's improved are his fees - for the same old shoyte.

He's found his own comfort level of incompetence for money paid.

Dan Jaman · 31-08-2018 01:46PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Ireland's biggest maritoime disaster sez Jow. Thought that would have Titanic or Luistania but a quick guggle brings up RMS Leinster torpedoed in the Irish Sea close to Dubalin bay in 1918. Where many ceased to exist Rest in Peace.

That occurred to me yesterday when he came out with that drivel about the worst being Whiddy.
Otoh, the 1918 centenerary is a total gift to Jowel. Whoy, ow whoy is he not picking up on dat?

McDermotX · 31-08-2018 01:46PM

Da homeless.

Fantastic.

pc7 · 31-08-2018 01:47PM

Haven't been able to listen all week, should catch it today, have I missed any gold?

McDermotX · 31-08-2018 01:47PM

Banged the fiancee's sister I hope.

BPKS · 31-08-2018 01:48PM

pc7 wrote: »

Haven't been able to listen all week, should catch it today, have I missed any gold?

Judging by the first call, no.

And no to your second question.

Oops69 · 31-08-2018 01:48PM

Get a solicitor and stop annoying and boring us .

31-08-2018 01:49PM

Break down the door, get a new one with a new lock etc.or just get a new lock.

McDermotX · 31-08-2018 01:49PM

pc7 wrote: »

Haven't been able to listen all week, should catch it today, have I missed any gold?

Not really. Lot of buke researchin' bout Death and misery.With some added 'my God, the pain'

Won't be long before he swerves today in the same direction.

pc7 · 31-08-2018 01:49PM

People wonder why landlords wont take HAP scheme on

(disclaimer - I am an unintended landlord, have had a RAS tenant before, they left the country, didn't pay rent and cleared house out, not all RAS tenants are bad or good).

zell12 · 31-08-2018 01:49PM

BPKS wrote: »

Judging by the first call, no.
And no to your second question.

So negative today. Must be the last day of August blues

Ally Dick · 31-08-2018 01:50PM

Surely RAS and HAP invariably attract scum?

pc7 · 31-08-2018 01:50PM

zell12 wrote: »

So negative today. Must be the last day of August blues

I was afraid turning on the radio it was unFunny Friday

Dan Jaman · 31-08-2018 01:51PM

What absolute eejit ever thought it was a good idea to pay the tenants the rent money to pass over to the landlord? The dogs in the street could have predicted that some would simply spend it on other stuff and default on the rent.

Uncharted · 31-08-2018 01:52PM

Surely he knew that RAS was common...... after all it's in Roscommon. Ffs.

BPKS · 31-08-2018 01:52PM

A durty wurd thanks to the likes of yourself Joe.

zell12 · 31-08-2018 01:52PM

Joe: "Landlord, as you know, is a dirty word in Ireland"

pc7 · 31-08-2018 01:55PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

What absolute eejit ever thought it was a good idea to pay the tenants the rent money to pass over to the landlord? The dogs in the street could have predicted that some would simply spend it on other stuff and default on the rent.

When my RAS tenant did a runner they had kept 3 months of rent, they kept telling me it was a paper work issue, they'd sort it, I was trying to accommodate them as in the past they had been late or short and it always came through. I contacted Welfare when I found out they were in another country to report them for fraud (from welfare) as they had kept the 3 months rent and they wouldn't discuss it with me, go figure!

I now rent to a family friend at a low rate, they feel its their home, keep it well, I'm not stressed about rent being over held and going under. Win win for me and tenant.

sligojoek · 31-08-2018 01:56PM

The PRTB board is the new ATM machine

zell12 · 31-08-2018 01:57PM

How much are your houses worth, caller?

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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